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PrintablenurseV said: MrBiGsTuFf said: Hold his umbrella n stuff. Like that guy does for Diddy?  Princey ain't havin' it  Qualify the girls 2 send backstage...all the high risk, difficult stuff.. | |
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nurseV said: KidaDynamite said: His bathing assistant?
::the royal penis is now clean your highness:: OMG!!! LMFAO Coming 2 America was on TV today Was it?! Damn, I'm good! surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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KidaDynamite said: nurseV said: OMG!!! LMFAO Coming 2 America was on TV today Was it?! Damn, I'm good! "Lisa...I mean he has his OWN money!!" 
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MrBiGsTuFf said: KidaDynamite said: Was it?! Damn, I'm good! "Lisa...I mean he has his OWN money!!"
OH SNAP!!! surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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MrBiGsTuFf said: KidaDynamite said: Was it?! Damn, I'm good! "Lisa...I mean he has his OWN money!!"
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Cuz' he'd want me to be his private dancer first and foremost and I can give him sound financial and investing advice. He's definitely a candidate for J.P. Morgan private investments. | |
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KidaDynamite said: His bathing assistant?
::the royal penis is now clean your highness::  !!!!!RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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Prince would never pick me to work for him, because he'd tell me to do something, and I probably would just stand there and look at him like this:
My employment with him would be immediately terminated. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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I can clean and change his guitars strings!and i can play whith him if he wants a brazilian flavour on the guitar! | |
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As an employee of Prince, I would be his personal wardrobe assistant. I would make sure that all of his clothing, personal and for stage, would be kept in great condition. If there are to be any repairs, alterations, fittings, or changes done, I will gladly do that for him. No matter your age, pursue your dreams so that you will LIVE. |
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I can curl his hair.
If there is a curl out of place...I will be there. No one plays the clarinet the way you play my heart...You're so nice. | |
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I'll write his letters cuz I know now to spell. No more o' this cryptic, Princebonics shit.  We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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I am courteous. I am not above or below helping in any way that is physically possible.
I Pray. I can drive. I am fast. I can cook. I can help with set design. I am an organized planner. I can dance. I am an artist. I know how to party plan. I have been on the road before. There is no experience like being a Mother when it comes to nursing skills. I have a college education. I am friendly. I am a professional Christmas Tree decorator. I have designed jewelry. I have sold toys. I have sold Timeshare. I have worked in floral arrangement. I have worked with stained glass. I can roll up wires. I can put away drums. I can wash clothes. I can design an amusement park I can garden. I can design a house I can landscape I can play pool I can play cards I can paint my nails last.  "The Lion Sleeps Tonight... | |
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psychodelicide said: Prince would never pick me to work for him, because he'd tell me to do something, and I probably would just stand there and look at him like this:
My employment with him would be immediately terminated. You could be his personal gawker! Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. ~Berthold Auerbach | |
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I'll just be his angel... 
I could be there for him as a friend, a great listener, someone who's warm and not cold...A shoulder to cry on, someone to laugh with or at...someone who would tell him that those shoes don't look right, and your hair is not on point....I wouldn't lie to him at all...I would tell him things that people would only wish they could....and wisper everything in his ear for his undivided attention 
oh I forgot to add why...because that's what I am, a true friend! ps. best part is that my friendship is free! [Edited 10/16/08 9:17am] Um... let me warm up my vocals
Me ME ME ME ME...U U U U U! | |
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nurseV said: Now what the hell can you do?
Just 4 fun-why the hell did he pick u?
He'd pick me cuz I could fix all his boo-boos I would love to assist in a "fam club" something similar 2 the NPG Music Club but more like The Org or HQ.com Peace ... & Stay Funky ...
~* The only love there is, is the love "we" make *~ www.facebook.com/purplefunklover |
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moderatorcause i'm multi-talented in things he would need
accounting musician security ..(keeping folks like gyro, kida dynamite and desireenevermind from getting 2 close 2 him)
and advice counsel cause if he would have played planet earth 4 me b4 he released it ..i would have slapped him silly and say this is gonna cause ur fans 2 leave ur ass!!! the counseling would continue beyond studio tracks..it would b as a fan consultant in helping him get a grasp of the internet and how it truly works with the community. (brother would just have 2 watch me carefully cause i would b a five finger bandit up in that mf!!!) man, he has such an amazing body of music that it's sad to see him constrict it down to the basics. he's too talented for the lineup he's doing. estelle 81 | |
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MrBiGsTuFf said: nurseV said:  You just 2 willing Security Security...Thatd b me..
I'd take care o' the lil guy  Is this your real job?  18 August 2007, O2 Arena, London
5 July 2010, Waldbühne, Berlin | |
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Tame said: I am courteous. I am not above or below helping in any way that is physically possible.
I Pray. I can drive. I am fast. I can cook. I can help with set design. I am an organized planner. I can dance. I am an artist. I know how to party plan. I have been on the road before. There is no experience like being a Mother when it comes to nursing skills. I have a college education. I am friendly. I am a professional Christmas Tree decorator. I have designed jewelry. I have sold toys. I have sold Timeshare. I have worked in floral arrangement. I have worked with stained glass. I can roll up wires. I can put away drums. I can wash clothes. I can design an amusement park I can garden. I can design a house I can landscape I can play pool I can play cards I can paint my nails last. lol And now my question for you is: What do u do 4 a living?18 August 2007, O2 Arena, London
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nurseV said: Now what the hell can you do?
Just 4 fun-why the hell did he pick u?He picked me cuz  'm a huge Prince fan & a good worker.  wish U were here baby, on me--
Stuck like glue!  | |
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KidaDynamite said: His bathing assistant?
::the royal penis is now clean your highness:: http://www.ibabuzz.com/ha...amunda.jpg wish U were here baby, on me--
Stuck like glue! | |
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Flowers2 said: he'd pick me cause I can play keyboard.. and clarinet
Glenn Miller called, he said you couldn't have first chair no more. THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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nurseV said: HisRoyalBadness07 said: I dont know what I could do around Prince.mow the lawn? knowing him id be fired in a matter of seconds
U could cut 3121 in the grass U may throw a  @ me now  toooo funy.!
(why isn't there a roflmao emotican??) THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
**....Someti | |
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raveun2thejoyfantastic said: KidaDynamite said: His bathing assistant?
::the royal penis is now clean your highness:: http://www.ibabuzz.com/ha...amunda.jpg  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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L4OA said: security ..(keeping folks like gyro, kida dynamite and desireenevermind from getting 2 close 2 him)
Watch it buddy, I can put up a fight...I don't care how big you are.   surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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KidaDynamite said: L4OA said: security ..(keeping folks like gyro, kida dynamite and desireenevermind from getting 2 close 2 him)
Watch it buddy, I can put up a fight...I don't care how big you are. "hello 911? yeah i'll hold..." man, he has such an amazing body of music that it's sad to see him constrict it down to the basics. he's too talented for the lineup he's doing. estelle 81 | |
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| ...good lord THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
**....Someti | |
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The only job I'd want with Prince is the one where I can help him pick the right songs as singles from his CD's. I'm not a fan of "old Prince". I'm not a fan of "new Prince". I'm just a fan of Prince. Simple as that | |
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L4OATheOriginal said: KidaDynamite said: Watch it buddy, I can put up a fight...I don't care how big you are. "hello 911? yeah i'll hold..." What kind of security guard are you?! surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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KidaDynamite said: L4OATheOriginal said: "hello 911? yeah i'll hold..." What kind of security guard are you?! the kind that calls the police 2 handle physical actions against a woman cause i ain't catching a case  man, he has such an amazing body of music that it's sad to see him constrict it down to the basics. he's too talented for the lineup he's doing. estelle 81 | |
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