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Printablejasmine3121 said: "Take this...  haterz"okay, hold up. 
if razzing on graffiti bridge makes me a "hater" nowadays, then the price of being a prince fan has gotten too high.  | |
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Anxiety said: lottielooloo1968 said: i can't stomach the long hair, so i guess it would be 90mins of hellage! however, if it's tht bad, it's gotta b funny, right? when i was in college, i had to take a wellness class during which we were made to watch a shirley maclaine yoga video. during the video, shirley is displaying all her postures and whatnot, and it becomes increasingly obvious that she has a slight booger whistle. as in, when she breathed through her nose, there'd be a slight whistling noises because she had some boogage up in there. you know. anyway, the more obvious this became to me while watching the video, the more i wanted to laugh, but nobody else seemed to notice and they were all having a deep new-age wellness moment, so i had to find a safe place for my mirth and stash the laughter deep inside myself. that's kind of the same way graffiti bridge is funny. 
u must have great self control! i'd have made excuses & got outta the room quickish! i have similar story when at school we went 2 a modern dance performance. we sat in front row, a dancer struck a pose - & farted...everyone trying 2 stifle giggles. of course it was impossible. i might have 2 get GB. just a bit concerned about the long hair.. if i can look beyond tht i might have a good belly laff! | |
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Anxiety said: lottielooloo1968 said: i can't stomach the long hair, so i guess it would be 90mins of hellage! however, if it's tht bad, it's gotta b funny, right? when i was in college, i had to take a wellness class during which we were made to watch a shirley maclaine yoga video. during the video, shirley is displaying all her postures and whatnot, and it becomes increasingly obvious that she has a slight booger whistle. as in, when she breathed through her nose, there'd be a slight whistling noises because she had some boogage up in there. you know. anyway, the more obvious this became to me while watching the video, the more i wanted to laugh, but nobody else seemed to notice and they were all having a deep new-age wellness moment, so i had to find a safe place for my mirth and stash the laughter deep inside myself. that's kind of the same way graffiti bridge is funny.  Oh.My. GOD.
I've been laughing so hard that now *I* have a booger whistle!!  | |
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here's the thing, all prince movies are bad. like, they're not good as far as film standards go. but you can't, i repeat, you can't apply film standards to a prince movie. if you watch them to enjoy prince's overall wonkyness, and try to catch his humor, you'll enjoy it.
GB's plot is kind of weird and fuzzy, and the music definitely isn't his greatest, but there are plenty of kooky things to laugh at. just laugh, laugh at it because it's ridiculous, because he writes in heart shaped stationary, or whatever, just don't analyze it like it's Casablanca. | |
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happyhappy said: here's the thing, all prince movies are bad. like, they're not good as far as film standards go. but you can't, i repeat, you can't apply film standards to a prince movie. if you watch them to enjoy prince's overall wonkyness, and try to catch his humor, you'll enjoy it.
GB's plot is kind of weird and fuzzy, and the music definitely isn't his greatest, but there are plenty of kooky things to laugh at. just laugh, laugh at it because it's ridiculous, because he writes in heart shaped stationary, or whatever, just don't analyze it like it's Casablanca. i LOVE bad movies. i'm a huge fan of 'xanadu', which is arguably the worst pop music film musical of all time. graffiti bridge is no xanadu.  | |
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Anxiety said: happyhappy said: here's the thing, all prince movies are bad. like, they're not good as far as film standards go. but you can't, i repeat, you can't apply film standards to a prince movie. if you watch them to enjoy prince's overall wonkyness, and try to catch his humor, you'll enjoy it.
GB's plot is kind of weird and fuzzy, and the music definitely isn't his greatest, but there are plenty of kooky things to laugh at. just laugh, laugh at it because it's ridiculous, because he writes in heart shaped stationary, or whatever, just don't analyze it like it's Casablanca. i LOVE bad movies. i'm a huge fan of 'xanadu', which is arguably the worst pop music film musical of all time. graffiti bridge is no xanadu. you have to see Vision Quest then =P Graffiti Bridge is funny, I've watched it twice, each with a different group of friends, and we all laughed at it, just like we cracked up at Under the Cherry Moon. | |
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Those of us who like..."Xanadu., Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, Graffiti Bridge, and Purple Rain," all have one thing in common....Love for nothing but love for music, and the people that made those songs, and those movies..." On the shelf...they do nothing but uplift the spirit. And that is what the world needs more of...
The seven deadly sins, as a damn plot for every other movie, has really gotten old...  "The Lion Sleeps Tonight... | |
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Tame said: Those of us who like..."Xanadu., Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, Graffiti Bridge, and Purple Rain," all have one thing in common....Love for nothing but love for music, and the people that made those songs, and those movies..." On the shelf...they do nothing but uplift the spirit. And that is what the world needs more of...
The seven deadly sins, as a damn plot for every other movie, has really gotten old... forgive me, but ..  @ Olivia Newton John on them' skates | |
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Alot of people have said how the music is ok but the film sucks and I agree. In fact, I had thought that up until GB, Prince had not put a foot wrong - GB was the first time I found Prince to be "patchy".
And, unfortunately it may have been his involvement with the Batman project that inspired him to make GB - working with a film and having commercial success through a film soundtrack may well have been the spark for the GB project. ...we have only scratched the surface of what the mind can do...
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This thread now officially has more posts than people who actually went to see the movie in the theaters. | |
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Strangely, the number of posts on this thread is only a fraction of the number of men who turned gay watching Graffiti Bridge.
Not that there is anything wrong with that. | |
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Dan  and I agree with everything you said  .With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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pplrain said: Damn that is gorgeous...maybe I should watch it on mute when I get it just so I can see that pretty as-umm...face! Yeah, I'm getting it. I neeeeed to know how bad it is. 
Oh God. | |
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pplrain said: That ass is in far better shape than the entire production of the movie. Hell it smells far better too. | |
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It's not You should
bad. buy it. | |
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has it ever been the subject of an episode of MST3K? | |
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The only reason worth watching GB for is the peculiar achievement it has in hitting exactly the right level of badness so that it's so bad, it's bad. A little less cringe, a little more absurdity, some good bad taste, and it might have been so bad, it's good. But it's not, it's unwatchable.
I saw it once about 13 years ago on video. At first we were just bored. Then we were more bored. Then we were embarrassed and then embarrassingly bored. I was the only one who held on till the end waiting for some redeeming feature. [Edited 12/29/07 13:31pm] "We've never been able to pull off a funk number"
"That's becuase we're soulless auttomatons" | |
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You know that feeling you get when someone scratches their nails on a blackboard? Well watching GB is worse because: a) it continues for 90 minutes and b) the blackboard thing is so excruciating it causes a physical reaction, whereas GB couldn't get a reaction out of Richard Gere and a gerbil. "We've never been able to pull off a funk number"
"That's becuase we're soulless auttomatons" | |
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Is it even funny (out of badness) or just excrutiating? | |
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ToraToraDreams said: Is it even funny (out of badness) or just excrutiating?
excruciating. Prince KNOWS he looks good, and he KNOWS he's cute in half the scenes, and he does a very bad job at not making it obvious that he's playin' up the cuteness for the camera. There's not a scene in the movie where you don't get a scense that the "kid" realizes he's being filmed. It's almost as bad as logging into myspace and seeing folks pictures with all those flattering "myspace angles". All this could have been forgiven if the dialogue, plot, and musical performances were really good--but the most energetic performance Prince gives is "Tick Tick Bang" and that was the one which caused all the straight men to trample over each other running for the exit, as some orger once put it. | |
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Alright. After 6 pages, I get the point.
but I'm still getting it next time I swing through there. I gotta see this shit for myself. At least I know what to expect. | |
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i've decided i can't go through with seeing this film...it's not just all tht hair.
i will stick with the brilliant UTCMoon...god he looked like a spanking hott piece o crumpet | |
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ToraToraDreams said: Alright. After 6 pages, I get the point.
but I'm still getting it next time I swing through there. I gotta see this shit for myself. At least I know what to expect. Just watch it with the right mindset. I've said this before, but sometimes he looks really hot in the movie, but then when you're in the wrong mindset he looks kind of like one of the members of Destiny's child on serious hormone therapy. creepy. | |
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ok ok so bad if they had this movie back in the time of the holocaust
watching this movie would have caused the jews to want to go to the crematorium hav u had ur + sign 2 day.
 wish u heaven
GOD
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so bad it gave me more nightmares than vietnam veterans hav u had ur + sign 2 day.
wish u heaven
GOD
Purplerain7772001 | |
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so bad is saddam huessin had seen it he'd cut off his own head hav u had ur + sign 2 day.
wish u heaven
GOD
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so bad it could be used a weapon of mass destruction for the war in iraq
they strap it to the children along with a portable dvd player and when the american soldiers come.... they press play!! hav u had ur + sign 2 day.
wish u heaven
GOD
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OK, I have to admit Ingrid Chavez acting is   and Prince is cute so he gets away with any bad acting.  | |
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ToraToraDreams said: Is it even funny (out of badness) or just excrutiating?
Excrutiating. | |
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