Protege said:

See what that movie has done to us?


There should be some kind of health insurance for that movie. Like Graffiti-care or some shit.

Twinkly1 said:

I didn't notice on account that I couldn't look past the plastic trees and paper mache bridge.
[Edited 12/27/07 22:12pm]

AsianBomb777 said:

There should be, for an hour and a half or however long it was causing that much scarring.

Graffiti Bridge should be sold as birth control cause you sho' ain't getting laid if you play that for your girl.

Twinkly1 said:

and when the lighting is so bad that you can't even see the expressions on their faces. oh, wait, there were no expressions on their faces....

Protege said:

That equals at least 12 hours of natural child birth.

AsianBomb777 said:

I guess we deserve it for watching the thing anyway after already experiencing the awful trailer.

i've only ever seen one other thing like Graffiti Bridge, and i had to spray tinactin on it.

Anxiety said:

The exorcism of Emily Rose is NOT accurate. They never used a crucifix on her--they used a copy of Graffiti Bridge.

Graffiti Bridge is the only movie I fully support remaking without even considering the directory, actors, or script first.

You can't destroy it, either. If you try, you'll find another one laying around. And you have no idea where it came from.

If people you don't like actually enjoy Fruitcake, give them Graffiti Bridge for Christmas instead.

Hang a copy of Graffiti Bridge outside your door--solicitors don't dare come near it.

Is your "Beware of Dog" sign not working? Hang a copy of Graffiti Bridge.

I enjoyed Two Girls One Cup more then I did Graffiti Bridge.

sosgemini said:

I ALMOST mentioned that when speaking of curiosity earlier. Almost.

sosgemini said:

107 postings later, I'm going to bed

Although I can't guarantee I won't keep waking up in the middle of the night thinking about that movie.

It's possibly worse than '1999: the new master'.

wildgoldenhoney said:

Nice pics

Anyway GB absolutly sux ass through a straw...seriously.
Don't bother wasting your 8 bucks on that shit.
I tried to watch it and I could barely pay attention to the movie because of it's wierd, random inconsistency and at some point I just said fuck it and started drawing pictures. If Prince ever regret anything that happened during his career This "movie" (which doesn't even deserve to be called that much) would be on top of his list.

um, where do i begin? it just has a dreary look to it. kinda like purple rain only without the same conviction and timing behind it. he tries to throw some mysticism in there with the girl as an angel or whatever and it doesn't make any sense. unlike its predessesor which had the bad acting and such in it. the scenes with music really propelled the movie and in graffiti bridge, even the music sequences (not the music itself, which is pretty decent) are bad. i think, really he had said all that needed to be said with these characters in purple rain and graffiti bridge was really a waste. and it doesn't matter but ingrid chavez, as cute as she is, is no apollonia.

AsianBomb777 said:

I doubt this.

Rather, I suspect:

1. Some people watched the credits clinging to the hope that at least they might salvage the faintest vestige of justification for having wasted the previous 90 minutes of their own precious life.

2. The rest fast forwarded to the credits, at some point, close to losing the will to live, and desperate to identify every last culprit responsible.

NastradumasKid said:

You absolutely crack me up girl! And too bad I missed you again!

sexxydancer said:

That one of the first to defend this movie is the type of person to substitute numbers for letters (in the middle of words, no less) should give you some indication of the only kind of person it appeals to.

I like it.

No home should be without this movie:

Unwanted house guests? They'll have bags packed and be sitting outside waiting for their taxi to the airport within the first 4 minutes.

Bill collectors calling? Place the phone by the speaker during Morris' "My family never had any money...that's why I'm a prick" speech. They'll never call again.

Ants? Mice? Roaches? Just hit "Play"....

If you really want to have fun, invite the JWs into your home to watch it with you. Did this about a year ago. They now knock on the door of every other house on the street but mine.

It was the first project Prince did that I didn't like at all. Pure garbage through and through.

ToraToraDreams said:

Let's see, since I just watched it the other day aftwer having found my VHS of it while helping hubby clean the basement, here is my assesment:

To this very day it still made no sense to me. It is a bit comical yet corny although I do like the musical sequences. Ingrid Chavez could have used some acting lessons before heading for the big screen, Morris and Jerome where o.k. Prince was Prince in character or was he? My favorite songs off the whole soundtrack is "Joy in Repetition" & "Release it". I was still left without a clue regarding the plot and I felt lost but at the same time relieved and a bit perky by the time I reached the ending credits.

All in all it IS a movie for die hard Prince fans whether or not you feel like watching it, especially if you have nothing else better to do that day.

SisterGirl said:

Who am I kidding? It was a HOT MESS except for the two songs I like that I mentioned...

Buy it, you'll see