From this weeks RHoNJ episode:

Melissa irked me. Teresa was going on and on asking for forgiveness, saying can we please move on, and all she got was Melissa rolling her eyes, interrupting, and re-hashing a bunch of bullshit. The same thing Joey did when he met Teresa This girl is the type that just likes to keep up mess... and she loves being in Joe's ear putting little toxic earworms to put a wedge between the

I think she's becoming more aware of how she's coming off onscreen, because in her blog this week this heffa actually put thumb to keypad to try and say she wasn't rolling her eyes at Teresa during their meeting, she just thinks with her eyes, that's all.

Melissa Gorga

Around in Circles

Melissa tells us about her recent trip to LA and shares her thoughts on the talk with Teresa.

Hi everyone! Just want to start out by saying I had the most incredible time in LA this week! Wow, everyone who lives out on the west coast is so lucky. Not to say we aren't, I missed Jersey so much! I have to say the restaurants were so beautiful, but the food really couldn't compare to NY/NJ. Sorry, I have to keep it real, it must be in the water!

Anyway I did some press while I was out there, and everyone was so nice! I loved doing Good Day LA. They have the most beautiful news anchors around! I went to the E! News building and met Marc Malkin, who was the biggest sweetheart. I can't deny my absolute favorite interview was with Ryan Seacrest! OMG, this was exciting, his office was so crazy. It was like a party from the second Joe and I walked in. We loved it!

I just want to say thank you to all my new LA fans and friends. You are all amazing! I can't wait to go back, Joe feels the same. There is just a feel good vibe going around that town. Love!

On to the episode... So glad Teresa and I had that talk. It was overdue! Sometimes it seems we go around in circles -- round and round we go, where we stop, no one knows? Hopefully it stops here! I do want to tell everyone that it might seem like I roll my eyes a lot, but that is not because I don't want to listen to her, it's because I'm thinking. I think with my eyes, I always have, so I just wanted to clear that up. I also got a little frustrated when she brings up her brother's business deals. I don't see how it has anything to do with our conversation. It's almost like she's trying to expose him or something. It had nothing to do with the conversation, so I got a little aggravated.

I will say by the end of the conversation I really did want to make it work, and that's why I took out the vacation pictures. Family is everything, even if we don't always see eye to eye. When all of this is over, who will still be here? Family. I really want for both of us to stop and get to a happy place. I think it's OK to agree to disagree sometimes. I'm not saying we won't ever go back and forth again, we probably will, but I never want to get back to the place we were.

OK, so the Catskills looked like a good time! I thought Jacqueline was hysterical, and Caroline is a typical overprotective Italian mommy. They looked like they had a lot of fun. Joe Giudice was pretty good at shooting those melons! Lots of eating and drinking and some crazy sex talk! OK the ring thing was a little too much for me, not my style, eww! Why was she holding that?

I loved watching Kathy take the reins and go after her dreams of opening her own business. She has such a passion for food and entertaining. I mean did you see the desserts she made for Thanksgiving? I know that whether she decides to open a restaurant or not, she will always do what's best for her and her family.

Did you see my little girl ballroom dance? I was really proud of her! She practiced really hard for that show and did such a great job. She really knows how to shake it! Sometimes I can't believe the way I see her move around the house. It really does come naturally to her, and she's just got it! I love her so much!

Something about watching your child perform in front of a huge group of people makes me very proud that she is so confident and had the guts to do it. She was the youngest one there! There were about thirty acts that night, once again you only saw the older people who went, who by the way, were also so good! But there were many other children there performing from ages 8-16 and then there were the adults. It was such a great show! That's an incredible dance school.

Also, did you see how happy my husband was with his mother? Ah, this is what I like! No tension, just good family times. So happy she came and got to watch her granddaughter! Joe was so happy she was there, we all danced for hours! Joe was beaming with happiness. It was all over his face, and I felt the same. This is all we ever want! Love this! My mother, my sister, and Kathy's family all came to support Antonia, and it was such a great and memorable night! We all laughed together and had an incredible night together. I was so happy Antonia got to have both of her grandmothers there on her big night!

Okay just watched RHONYC.....

Damnnnnnn!!! WTF Simon. He was alright up until the "watch out" comment. WTF? Who says that? See that's when Jill should had went back up to him and said "umm excuse me don't walk away, what do you mean by that?" But classic Jill, she goes right back to her watchdog LuAnn for "support" instead of standing up for herself. Funny he turns his back right after he said it....I didn't like that shit too much. Time for Bobby to get involved..yet again.

Umm excuse me LuAnn, yeah you can not like Alex, whatever, but this time, it's fucking Simon who needs to be nipped in the bud. How the fuck they going to be like well Alex needs to control her husband...well sorry a wife can't control her husband. I just don't get how they holding Alex responsible for something that her husband did. SMH. They keep saying "they" this and "they" that, it was fucking SIMON who started the shit. Alex didn't even know what happened. I can't fucking stand that LuAnn bitch. She really is COUNTLESS as Mario said last season.

Okay Cindy's product launching party was a bit out there. How you waxing a man's pubic hairs at a party where you are drinking and eating? Please tell me I'm not the only one that felt something was seriously wrong with this picture. I mean God forbid while I'm trying to eat a cucumber sandwich with the crusts cut off and see a damn pube mixed in with the mayonnaise.

Here we go with yet another Ramona party (when do these bitches work? All they do is put together parties and argue???) where she's trying to do something nice for Sonya. That was nice and all, but why does Sonya always whine about "I have to do everything myself now since I'm divorced"...so you was THAT dependent on your husband? I mean she says it in a way where she feels like she shouldn't have to call a plumber or actually do some cleaning in her house. like really, are you seriously in any position to have that kind of attitude? I love Ramona's dress better than Sonya's though by the way.

Now what is up with Kelly this season? Them hookers be talking about Alex and her newfound "outspoken" attitude but Kelly is worse. I can't stand how she talks but then she won't let nobody get a word in. Oh chile that would drive me up the wall and frustrate the fuck out of me. Like why did you waste my time calling me up here to only have one pancake and then just talk all over me? Kelly needs a fucking life. So does LuAnn and Simon too.

Can't wait until next week to see how most of the hookers going to bail on being in LuAnn's WACK ASS music video

[Edited 6/30/11 20:55pm]

SCNDLS said:

alexnvrmnd777 said:

No, not really. I thought it would also be apropos here. But since it's unwanted..... *walks away dejected*

I'm just glad to see some testosterone up here so I'll tie in to your Leon reference so you don't feel totally irrelevant

Depression is now fading....

I watch plenty of reality shows (as I'm sure you can tell by now), but I just can't get into the RHO... series. The only one I watched for a full season was D.C.'s. And just my luck, they were the most boringest season. Lol!! Not into the Mob Wives either. Most of the rest of them, like BB Wives and whatever else, I'm down with.

[Edited 6/30/11 22:20pm]

Ottensen said:

From this weeks RHoNJ episode:

Melissa irked me. Teresa was going on and on asking for forgiveness, saying can we please move on, and all she got was Melissa rolling her eyes, interrupting, and re-hashing a bunch of bullshit. The same thing Joey did when he met Teresa This girl is the type that just likes to keep up mess... and she loves being in Joe's ear putting little toxic earworms to put a wedge between the

I think she's becoming more aware of how she's coming off onscreen, because in her blog this week this heffa actually put thumb to keypad to try and say she wasn't rolling her eyes at Teresa during their meeting, she just thinks with her eyes, that's all.

Melissa Gorga

Around in Circles

Melissa tells us about her recent trip to LA and shares her thoughts on the talk with Teresa.

June 29, 2011

Hi everyone! Just want to start out by saying I had the most incredible time in LA this week! Wow, everyone who lives out on the west coast is so lucky. Not to say we aren't, I missed Jersey so much! I have to say the restaurants were so beautiful, but the food really couldn't compare to NY/NJ. Sorry, I have to keep it real, it must be in the water!

Anyway I did some press while I was out there, and everyone was so nice! I loved doing Good Day LA. They have the most beautiful news anchors around! I went to the E! News building and met Marc Malkin, who was the biggest sweetheart. I can't deny my absolute favorite interview was with Ryan Seacrest! OMG, this was exciting, his office was so crazy. It was like a party from the second Joe and I walked in. We loved it!

I just want to say thank you to all my new LA fans and friends. You are all amazing! I can't wait to go back, Joe feels the same. There is just a feel good vibe going around that town. Love!

On to the episode... So glad Teresa and I had that talk. It was overdue! Sometimes it seems we go around in circles -- round and round we go, where we stop, no one knows? Hopefully it stops here! I do want to tell everyone that it might seem like I roll my eyes a lot, but that is not because I don't want to listen to her, it's because I'm thinking. I think with my eyes, I always have, so I just wanted to clear that up. I also got a little frustrated when she brings up her brother's business deals. I don't see how it has anything to do with our conversation. It's almost like she's trying to expose him or something. It had nothing to do with the conversation, so I got a little aggravated.

I will say by the end of the conversation I really did want to make it work, and that's why I took out the vacation pictures. Family is everything, even if we don't always see eye to eye. When all of this is over, who will still be here? Family. I really want for both of us to stop and get to a happy place. I think it's OK to agree to disagree sometimes. I'm not saying we won't ever go back and forth again, we probably will, but I never want to get back to the place we were.

OK, so the Catskills looked like a good time! I thought Jacqueline was hysterical, and Caroline is a typical overprotective Italian mommy. They looked like they had a lot of fun. Joe Giudice was pretty good at shooting those melons! Lots of eating and drinking and some crazy sex talk! OK the ring thing was a little too much for me, not my style, eww! Why was she holding that?

I loved watching Kathy take the reins and go after her dreams of opening her own business. She has such a passion for food and entertaining. I mean did you see the desserts she made for Thanksgiving? I know that whether she decides to open a restaurant or not, she will always do what's best for her and her family.

Did you see my little girl ballroom dance? I was really proud of her! She practiced really hard for that show and did such a great job. She really knows how to shake it! Sometimes I can't believe the way I see her move around the house. It really does come naturally to her, and she's just got it! I love her so much!

Something about watching your child perform in front of a huge group of people makes me very proud that she is so confident and had the guts to do it. She was the youngest one there! There were about thirty acts that night, once again you only saw the older people who went, who by the way, were also so good! But there were many other children there performing from ages 8-16 and then there were the adults. It was such a great show! That's an incredible dance school.

Also, did you see how happy my husband was with his mother? Ah, this is what I like! No tension, just good family times. So happy she came and got to watch her granddaughter! Joe was so happy she was there, we all danced for hours! Joe was beaming with happiness. It was all over his face, and I felt the same. This is all we ever want! Love this! My mother, my sister, and Kathy's family all came to support Antonia, and it was such a great and memorable night! We all laughed together and had an incredible night together. I was so happy Antonia got to have both of her grandmothers there on her big night!

The name of Antonia's dance school is called Fred Astaire Dance in Montville, NJ.

Here are a couple links to some of the interviews I did while I was in LA:

Ryan Secreast

Marc Malkin on E! Online

Good Day LA

Check in with my website, http://www.melissagorga.co. Follow me on Twitter @melissagorga and on Facebook http://www.facebook.com/melissagorga.co.

I hope everyone has a magnifico giornata!

Xoxo,

Melissa

She thinks with her eyes??? WTF??? Oh my lawd, this girl needs help!

missfee said:

Okay just watched RHONYC.....

Damnnnnnn!!! WTF Simon. He was alright up until the "watch out" comment. WTF? Who says that? See that's when Jill should had went back up to him and said "umm excuse me don't walk away, what do you mean by that?" But classic Jill, she goes right back to her watchdog LuAnn for "support" instead of standing up for herself. Funny he turns his back right after he said it....I didn't like that shit too much. Time for Bobby to get involved..yet again.

Umm excuse me LuAnn, yeah you can not like Alex, whatever, but this time, it's fucking Simon who needs to be nipped in the bud. How the fuck they going to be like well Alex needs to control her husband...well sorry a wife can't control her husband. I just don't get how they holding Alex responsible for something that her husband did. SMH. They keep saying "they" this and "they" that, it was fucking SIMON who started the shit. Alex didn't even know what happened. I can't fucking stand that LuAnn bitch. She really is COUNTLESS as Mario said last season.

Okay Cindy's product launching party was a bit out there. How you waxing a man's pubic hairs at a party where you are drinking and eating? Please tell me I'm not the only one that felt something was seriously wrong with this picture. I mean God forbid while I'm trying to eat a cucumber sandwich with the crusts cut off and see a damn pube mixed in with the mayonnaise.

Here we go with yet another Ramona party (when do these bitches work? All they do is put together parties and argue???) where she's trying to do something nice for Sonya. That was nice and all, but why does Sonya always whine about "I have to do everything myself now since I'm divorced"...so you was THAT dependent on your husband? I mean she says it in a way where she feels like she shouldn't have to call a plumber or actually do some cleaning in her house. like really, are you seriously in any position to have that kind of attitude? I love Ramona's dress better than Sonya's though by the way.

Now what is up with Kelly this season? Them hookers be talking about Alex and her newfound "outspoken" attitude but Kelly is worse. I can't stand how she talks but then she won't let nobody get a word in. Oh chile that would drive me up the wall and frustrate the fuck out of me. Like why did you waste my time calling me up here to only have one pancake and then just talk all over me? Kelly needs a fucking life. So does LuAnn and Simon too.

Can't wait until next week to see how most of the hookers going to bail on being in LuAnn's WACK ASS music video

[Edited 6/30/11 20:55pm]

I wonder if this is when Luann's daughter's "nigger" rant on youtube goes public???

You've covered all the highlights but how you ain't gon mention Sonja putting her bare hand down into a toilet????

Girl, I was AGOG at that shit! Nasty ass bitch. Every time she did something with that hand my face at her ass. Just nas-TEE! You KNOW you nasty when even the plumber is like "Next time, wear a glove."

And her whole, "I only have help a few hours a week so I have to do it all my self now" schtick IS old and annoying. Most women have to actually work AND keep a household without "help" or millions at their disposal so I ain't crying for you Argentina

One more time I gotta ask: What the hell's wrong with Ramona??? Her behavior before and during Sonja's arrival was abominable. When she shoo'd that Asian lady away cuz "you're not a part of this" and was vocally directing the women the looks on their faces were telling. That heffa is batshit crazy

As for Simon, I'm annoyed that he's worming himself into the storyline AGAIN. It seems that Bravo nipped that in past seasons but his smarmy ass is back again. Every time he talks he makes my skin crawl.

SCNDLS said:

missfee said:

Okay just watched RHONYC.....

Damnnnnnn!!! WTF Simon. He was alright up until the "watch out" comment. WTF? Who says that? See that's when Jill should had went back up to him and said "umm excuse me don't walk away, what do you mean by that?" But classic Jill, she goes right back to her watchdog LuAnn for "support" instead of standing up for herself. Funny he turns his back right after he said it....I didn't like that shit too much. Time for Bobby to get involved..yet again.

Umm excuse me LuAnn, yeah you can not like Alex, whatever, but this time, it's fucking Simon who needs to be nipped in the bud. How the fuck they going to be like well Alex needs to control her husband...well sorry a wife can't control her husband. I just don't get how they holding Alex responsible for something that her husband did. SMH. They keep saying "they" this and "they" that, it was fucking SIMON who started the shit. Alex didn't even know what happened. I can't fucking stand that LuAnn bitch. She really is COUNTLESS as Mario said last season.

Okay Cindy's product launching party was a bit out there. How you waxing a man's pubic hairs at a party where you are drinking and eating? Please tell me I'm not the only one that felt something was seriously wrong with this picture. I mean God forbid while I'm trying to eat a cucumber sandwich with the crusts cut off and see a damn pube mixed in with the mayonnaise.

Here we go with yet another Ramona party (when do these bitches work? All they do is put together parties and argue???) where she's trying to do something nice for Sonya. That was nice and all, but why does Sonya always whine about "I have to do everything myself now since I'm divorced"...so you was THAT dependent on your husband? I mean she says it in a way where she feels like she shouldn't have to call a plumber or actually do some cleaning in her house. like really, are you seriously in any position to have that kind of attitude? I love Ramona's dress better than Sonya's though by the way.

Now what is up with Kelly this season? Them hookers be talking about Alex and her newfound "outspoken" attitude but Kelly is worse. I can't stand how she talks but then she won't let nobody get a word in. Oh chile that would drive me up the wall and frustrate the fuck out of me. Like why did you waste my time calling me up here to only have one pancake and then just talk all over me? Kelly needs a fucking life. So does LuAnn and Simon too.

Can't wait until next week to see how most of the hookers going to bail on being in LuAnn's WACK ASS music video

[Edited 6/30/11 20:55pm]

I wonder if this is when Luann's daughter's "nigger" rant on youtube goes public???

You've covered all the highlights but how you ain't gon mention Sonja putting her bare hand down into a toilet????

Girl, I was AGOG at that shit! Nasty ass bitch. Every time she did something with that hand my face at her ass. Just nas-TEE! You KNOW you nasty when even the plumber is like "Next time, wear a glove."

And her whole, "I only have help a few hours a week so I have to do it all my self now" schtick IS old and annoying. Most women have to actually work AND keep a household without "help" or millions at their disposal so I ain't crying for you Argentina

One more time I gotta ask: What the hell's wrong with Ramona??? Her behavior before and during Sonja's arrival was abominable. When she shoo'd that Asian lady away cuz "you're not a part of this" and was vocally directing the women the looks on their faces were telling. That heffa is batshit crazy

As for Simon, I'm annoyed that he's worming himself into the storyline AGAIN. It seems that Bravo nipped that in past seasons but his smarmy ass is back again. Every time he talks he makes my skin crawl.

She put her hand in the toilet?? When? Damn I must have missed some parts when I was doing my laundry. Let me catch one of the reruns so I can see this hot mess. So this broad (Sonja) put her hand in the toilet and didn't bother to wash her hands??? That's some nasty, bacterial mess. See she's the type of woman that when you have pot luck at work that you refuse to eat her dish because you know she's nasty.

Yeah Ramona is batshit crazy as you've said but them broads don't seem to mind since they keep showing up at her parties.

Yeah when Simon did that whole "watch out" shit when he talked was creepy as hell. Like really muthafucka, what the fuck are you going to do? What the fuck does that mean? Awww lawd, see this is what happens when people be testing people they know ain't going to do shit. He know Jill ain't going to step to him like she should, thus he did that silly-threat bullshit with her, but had Bobby been there he wouldn't had even gone that far. He trying to get his ass whupped with his own Matrix robe.

And I got to speak on Kelly again, like I get what she was "trying" to do, which was get Alex to tell Simon that he being wrong, but Alex ain't getting it, and it didn't help that Kelly wasn't talking reasonable with her ass. Alex is all on this bullshit of "I KNOW they don't expect me to take their side over my husband's cuz that's not happening"...okay, we get that, but when you KNOW your husband being wrong, then wouldn't his wife call him out on it? There's nothing wrong with supporting your hubby's position, but when he goes about it all wrong, it's your job to let him know that he being wrong. I think that's what Kelly was trying to say but it was coming out all wrong.

[Edited 7/1/11 18:14pm]

SCNDLS said:

missfee said:

Okay just watched RHONYC.....

Damnnnnnn!!! WTF Simon. He was alright up until the "watch out" comment. WTF? Who says that? See that's when Jill should had went back up to him and said "umm excuse me don't walk away, what do you mean by that?" But classic Jill, she goes right back to her watchdog LuAnn for "support" instead of standing up for herself. Funny he turns his back right after he said it....I didn't like that shit too much. Time for Bobby to get involved..yet again.

Umm excuse me LuAnn, yeah you can not like Alex, whatever, but this time, it's fucking Simon who needs to be nipped in the bud. How the fuck they going to be like well Alex needs to control her husband...well sorry a wife can't control her husband. I just don't get how they holding Alex responsible for something that her husband did. SMH. They keep saying "they" this and "they" that, it was fucking SIMON who started the shit. Alex didn't even know what happened. I can't fucking stand that LuAnn bitch. She really is COUNTLESS as Mario said last season.

Okay Cindy's product launching party was a bit out there. How you waxing a man's pubic hairs at a party where you are drinking and eating? Please tell me I'm not the only one that felt something was seriously wrong with this picture. I mean God forbid while I'm trying to eat a cucumber sandwich with the crusts cut off and see a damn pube mixed in with the mayonnaise.

Here we go with yet another Ramona party (when do these bitches work? All they do is put together parties and argue???) where she's trying to do something nice for Sonya. That was nice and all, but why does Sonya always whine about "I have to do everything myself now since I'm divorced"...so you was THAT dependent on your husband? I mean she says it in a way where she feels like she shouldn't have to call a plumber or actually do some cleaning in her house. like really, are you seriously in any position to have that kind of attitude? I love Ramona's dress better than Sonya's though by the way.

Now what is up with Kelly this season? Them hookers be talking about Alex and her newfound "outspoken" attitude but Kelly is worse. I can't stand how she talks but then she won't let nobody get a word in. Oh chile that would drive me up the wall and frustrate the fuck out of me. Like why did you waste my time calling me up here to only have one pancake and then just talk all over me? Kelly needs a fucking life. So does LuAnn and Simon too.

Can't wait until next week to see how most of the hookers going to bail on being in LuAnn's WACK ASS music video

[Edited 6/30/11 20:55pm]

I wonder if this is when Luann's daughter's "nigger" rant on youtube goes public???

You've covered all the highlights but how you ain't gon mention Sonja putting her bare hand down into a toilet????

Girl, I was AGOG at that shit! Nasty ass bitch. Every time she did something with that hand my face at her ass. Just nas-TEE! You KNOW you nasty when even the plumber is like "Next time, wear a glove."

And her whole, "I only have help a few hours a week so I have to do it all my self now" schtick IS old and annoying. Most women have to actually work AND keep a household without "help" or millions at their disposal so I ain't crying for you Argentina

One more time I gotta ask: What the hell's wrong with Ramona??? Her behavior before and during Sonja's arrival was abominable. When she shoo'd that Asian lady away cuz "you're not a part of this" and was vocally directing the women the looks on their faces were telling. That heffa is batshit crazy

As for Simon, I'm annoyed that he's worming himself into the storyline AGAIN. It seems that Bravo nipped that in past seasons but his smarmy ass is back again. Every time he talks he makes my skin crawl.

@ Sonya putting her hand in the toilet... Gross. Now this is suppose to be a woman of high society? I couldn't believe she did that, then barely washed her hands. Disgusting. It was funny when the guy told her to "Next time wear gloves". If she does that, makes you wonder if she washes her hands when she uses the toilet.

[Edited 7/2/11 19:33pm]

2elijah said:

SCNDLS said:

I wonder if this is when Luann's daughter's "nigger" rant on youtube goes public???

You've covered all the highlights but how you ain't gon mention Sonja putting her bare hand down into a toilet????

Girl, I was AGOG at that shit! Nasty ass bitch. Every time she did something with that hand my face at her ass. Just nas-TEE! You KNOW you nasty when even the plumber is like "Next time, wear a glove."

And her whole, "I only have help a few hours a week so I have to do it all my self now" schtick IS old and annoying. Most women have to actually work AND keep a household without "help" or millions at their disposal so I ain't crying for you Argentina

One more time I gotta ask: What the hell's wrong with Ramona??? Her behavior before and during Sonja's arrival was abominable. When she shoo'd that Asian lady away cuz "you're not a part of this" and was vocally directing the women the looks on their faces were telling. That heffa is batshit crazy

As for Simon, I'm annoyed that he's worming himself into the storyline AGAIN. It seems that Bravo nipped that in past seasons but his smarmy ass is back again. Every time he talks he makes my skin crawl.

@ Sonya putting her hand in the toilet... Gross. Now this is suppose to be a woman of high society? I couldn't believe she did that, then barely washed her hands. Disgusting. It was funny when the guy told her to "Next time wear gloves". If she does that, makes you wonder if she washes her hands when she uses the toilet.

[Edited 7/2/11 19:33pm]

Hell yes. Guess tasting those toaster oven recipes she has is out.

missfee said:

2elijah said:

@ Sonya putting her hand in the toilet... Gross. Now this is suppose to be a woman of high society? I couldn't believe she did that, then barely washed her hands. Disgusting. It was funny when the guy told her to "Next time wear gloves". If she does that, makes you wonder if she washes her hands when she uses the toilet.

[Edited 7/2/11 19:33pm]

Hell yes. Guess tasting those toaster oven recipes she has is out.

Sonya is hilarious. She comes across like an airy dingbat.

2elijah said:

missfee said:

Hell yes. Guess tasting those toaster oven recipes she has is out.

Sonya is hilarious. She comes across like an airy dingbat.

That's because she is an airy dingbat. Silly cow has been coddled by servants for so long she doesn't even properly know her way around a toliet.

missfee said:

SCNDLS said:

I wonder if this is when Luann's daughter's "nigger" rant on youtube goes public???

You've covered all the highlights but how you ain't gon mention Sonja putting her bare hand down into a toilet????

Girl, I was AGOG at that shit! Nasty ass bitch. Every time she did something with that hand my face at her ass. Just nas-TEE! You KNOW you nasty when even the plumber is like "Next time, wear a glove."

And her whole, "I only have help a few hours a week so I have to do it all my self now" schtick IS old and annoying. Most women have to actually work AND keep a household without "help" or millions at their disposal so I ain't crying for you Argentina

One more time I gotta ask: What the hell's wrong with Ramona??? Her behavior before and during Sonja's arrival was abominable. When she shoo'd that Asian lady away cuz "you're not a part of this" and was vocally directing the women the looks on their faces were telling. That heffa is batshit crazy

As for Simon, I'm annoyed that he's worming himself into the storyline AGAIN. It seems that Bravo nipped that in past seasons but his smarmy ass is back again. Every time he talks he makes my skin crawl.

She put her hand in the toilet?? When? Damn I must have missed some parts when I was doing my laundry. Let me catch one of the reruns so I can see this hot mess. So this broad (Sonja) put her hand in the toilet and didn't bother to wash her hands??? That's some nasty, bacterial mess. See she's the type of woman that when you have pot luck at work that you refuse to eat her dish because you know she's nasty.

Yeah Ramona is batshit crazy as you've said but them broads don't seem to mind since they keep showing up at her parties.

Yeah when Simon did that whole "watch out" shit when he talked was creepy as hell. Like really muthafucka, what the fuck are you going to do? What the fuck does that mean? Awww lawd, see this is what happens when people be testing people they know ain't going to do shit. He know Jill ain't going to step to him like she should, thus he did that silly-threat bullshit with her, but had Bobby been there he wouldn't had even gone that far. He trying to get his ass whupped with his own Matrix robe.

And I got to speak on Kelly again, like I get what she was "trying" to do, which was get Alex to tell Simon that he being wrong, but Alex ain't getting it, and it didn't help that Kelly wasn't talking reasonable with her ass. Alex is all on this bullshit of "I KNOW they don't expect me to take their side over my husband's cuz that's not happening"...okay, we get that, but when you KNOW your husband being wrong, then wouldn't his wife call him out on it? There's nothing wrong with supporting your hubby's position, but when he goes about it all wrong, it's your job to let him know that he being wrong. I think that's what Kelly was trying to say but it was coming out all wrong.

[Edited 7/1/11 18:14pm]

Simon is a mess.

Anyhoo- here are some snippets from Jill's private blog. I left out most of the business stuff & put the backstory on this week's episode. I think Simon is shady and I think his wife co-signs his B.S., and I thought that long before I ever read or heard anything about Twittergate :

Now onto this week's crazy episode....

We begin with Cindy's Vajewel party for Completely Bare. Everyone was having a good time until Simon came over to me while I was sitting with Kelly. He asked me to set a date to have a talk with him. I realize now he was trying to get camera time and make the show about him. If he really wanted to talk with good intentions he would have called me off camera, right? I felt a little on the spot so I said yes. Then Kelly jumped down my throat saying it was inappropriate. Was it? I didn't know what to do so I called Bobby. He is always the voice of reason and gives me the best advice. He said to say "no." Bobby thought it was weird for Simon to want to talk (film) with me alone. Bobby knew he was involved with haters and didn't want to give it any oxygen. Here is the truth. I am a reality star on a TV show. I realize that love, love to hate and even hate is part of the landscape. I signed up for that. But those people are total and complete strangers. Simon and Alex and even Ramona have engaged with these haters who have tried to hurt me and my family outside of the show. I would NEVER follow, talk to, invite to my house, be hosted by or communicate with someone who threatened another cast mate. We need to leave the drama on the show and support each other to the outside world. It was Simon's relationship with these people that prompted Bobby to speak with Simon at Avery's party. Even though Simon promised not to communicate with these people anymore, enough time hadn't passed yet for Bobby to feel comfortable for me to talk to Simon alone.

Okay now I'm all confused. One is saying the other is not really their friend and blogging all over the internet associating with other cyber bullies. Now I bet Alex will post a blog about Jill being a complete and utter liar and that she is delusional. Lawd these damn housewives are getting on my nerves. Somehow, all these other RH franchises are making me really miss RHOA.

missfee said:

Okay now I'm all confused. One is saying the other is not really their friend and blogging all over the internet associating with other cyber bullies. Now I bet Alex will post a blog about Jill being a complete and utter liar and that she is delusional. Lawd these damn housewives are getting on my nerves. Somehow, all these other RH franchises are making me really miss RHOA.

That's what Alex said in her blog last week. This week she picks more on Kelly, and the fact that Simon only "jokes" with her while Tweeting, and that half of the time her Tweets are written in code and cant be understood. Anyway, she seems to be trying to deflect attention from her creepola husband's cyberweirdeness . I have to admit, I'm kinda jonesin' for the Atlanta show, too. I saw Kathy Griffin's stand-up where she tried to attack Phaedra (it wasn't all that funny), but it did make me appreciate how hilariously ridiculous the Atlanta girls are.

Ottensen said:

missfee said:

Okay now I'm all confused. One is saying the other is not really their friend and blogging all over the internet associating with other cyber bullies. Now I bet Alex will post a blog about Jill being a complete and utter liar and that she is delusional. Lawd these damn housewives are getting on my nerves. Somehow, all these other RH franchises are making me really miss RHOA.

That's what Alex said in her blog last week. This week she picks more on Kelly, and the fact that Simon only "jokes" with her while Tweeting, and that half of the time her Tweets are written in code and cant be understood. Anyway, she seems to be trying to deflect attention from her creepola husband's cyberweirdeness . I have to admit, I'm kinda jonesin' for the Atlanta show, too. I saw Kathy Griffin's stand-up where she tried to attack Phaedra (it wasn't all that funny), but it did make me appreciate how hilariously ridiculous the Atlanta girls are.

Exactly chile, exactly.

RHOOC was completely wack this past season.

RHOM I didn't even bother to watch.

RHODC cancelled, thank God.

RHONYC is wack right now.

RHONJ is okay. Sometimes it's blah, other times I'm cracking up.

RHOBH hmm, they got me curious for the next season...I hear they will have a new addition.

RHOA is what I'm longing to see right now.

Damn, Eddie! She gotcha good, homeboy! Looks like he likes that chub meat, baby! If all this is true, that's why it NEVER pays to sling mud around when you got just as much shit to be flung around on YOU.

http://cdn.mediatakeout.c..._pics.html

July 05, 2011. Karrine "Superhead" Steffans is one of the MESSIEST chicks in the history of MESSINESS. Over the weekend, her ex-husband Darius "Eddie Winslow" McCrary put her ON BLAST on Twitter . . . calling her a STALKER.

Well Superhead didn't like that. So she sent us a LONG LETTER (beow) putting dude on EXTRA BLAST. Most of what she said was pretty PREDICTABLE . . . blah, blah he wants to get back with me . . . blah, blah he BEAT me . . . blah blah. You know, the ISH we've come to EXPECT from Superhead.

But then she threw us through a WRINKLE. Accordingto Superhead Eddie Winslow CHEATED ON HER during their marriage - with a 400 POUND porn star named MISS MINA. DAYUMMMM!!!

If you're interested in reading ALL of Superhead's messiness - here it is:

While you were Twittering with Marlon Wayans, proclaiming I was a stalker (among other things) did you tell him how you dropped your restraining order against me? Hmmm...did you tell him that you've been over to my place at least 10 times in the last month?

And, if you try to deny it, I'll have the guard pull up the drive-on records. Thanks.

And are you telling the lovely people on Twitter how you told me you want to repair our relationship and that I am the one who is not interested? That I told you, "we can be familiar, but we cannot be friends" much less anything else. How about when you told me I'd "have to remarry" you. And what about when you talk about the kids we're going to have? And how much you love me and can't stay away from me?

Are you telling them that?

No. You're not.

And let's address your claims that I'm a bad mother. Remember how you put that out there? Yet, you're the one fighting in court for custody of your kid because you took him from his mother and she wants her son back �� and for good reason! And what about those two child abuse cases against you with the Special Cases Unit of the Los Angeles Department of Children and Family Services?

Good daddies don't have those.

But, you're not telling Marlon Wayans and the rest of the Twitter-verse that sh*t, huh? No, you're not. Nor have you mentioned that you called family services on me after they first came to investigate you out of revenge when it was your son's mother who reported you and not me.

So, riddle me this �� if I'm such a horrible person, why are you still around? And why are you so quick to bash me, publicly, but not so quick to jump on Twitter and tell the whole world that you're trying to reconcile with me?

And that you spent over an hour on the phone with my father, yesterday, and that you still call him "Dad". You've never even met the man!

Knock it off.

Did you Tweet about the money you gave me for household bills just last week? And even before that? Or a few weeks ago when you took my kid out for the day? Or about the days we just spent in June, laying around the house, eating, drinking, laughing, and just being cool with eachother? What about all the times before that?

No. You don't tweet about that.

And did you tell Marlon Wayans that you invited me to the set of that pilot? And that I got a text message from your phone that was meant for another woman and that's why you got your ass embarrassed on set?

No. You told him I just showed up like a stalker.

But, you married me anyway, didn't you? Do I have to post the license? And who marries a stalker? Who marries a bad mother? Who marries a horrible woman. And, who still comes around after the divorce if a woman is so bad?

Oh...

And did you tell the public about the 550 pound porn star with whom you had an inappropriate relationship while we were married? And that you filed for divorce the day after I discovered the emails? And that you stole my computer when you left, thinking you'd gotten rid of the evidence? Well, that's what wireless back-up systems are for.

And don't deny it. I still have the emails and all the pictures and videos she sent you.

You didn't tell the people that, did you?

And I won't even talk about all the times you've choked me or beat me with belts �� and that time you were on probation in 2004 for roughing up another woman.

Yes, I have the court documents to support that, too. Van Nuys Court Case #4PN02221

Yet, you want people to believe I'm lying about the documented abuse in our relationship? With 6 police reports to support it?

Why don't you Twitter about these things?

And the time I jumped on the back of your car to avoid getting ran over...did you tell the people that you made my son cry that night? All that day? Because you promised you would come for him and you never did? That you'd been promising him for weeks and never showed up for him? And how that broke his heart?

I don't know one mother that wouldn't track your sorry ass down, demand the $5,000 ring off your finger that she bought, and proceed to let you have it!

I guess you forgot to Tweet about that, huh?

And does anyone realize you've been married and divorced three times? This is what you do. This is who you are.You're the common denominator.

It's just crazy that you pick and choose what you want to announce to the world and, while you're happy to degrade me in public, you find it impossible to tell everyone how much you love me and want so much to repair this bullsh*t relationship. How you can't stay out of my life or out of my bed �� how you leave work and head to my place for dinner and to spent time with my kid, talking and playing video games, insisting you want to "find a way to make this work."

See, all my dirt is in the open. I put it there. But, I've been silent for years, haven't I? There is so much I have not said. Unlike you, I don't have to pretend to be good. I'm a bad girl by design. But, I rather be that than a coward and a liar. And I don't have to proclaim someone else is bad to make myself look good and I don't feel the need to have anyone on my side.

I operate better alone.

When I told you how much the things you say in public hurt me, you laughed at me and said it was all "so insignificant." The strange thing is that when you're disrespectful to me, you think it's funny �� but, when I get disrespectful, you stop laughing.

SEE COMMENTS UNDER THE PHOTOS:

alexnvrmnd777 said:

Damn, Eddie! She gotcha good, homeboy! Looks like he likes that chub meat, baby! If all this is true, that's why it NEVER pays to sling mud around when you got just as much shit to be flung around on YOU.

http://cdn.mediatakeout.c..._pics.html

July 05, 2011. Karrine "Superhead" Steffans is one of the MESSIEST chicks in the history of MESSINESS. Over the weekend, her ex-husband Darius "Eddie Winslow" McCrary put her ON BLAST on Twitter . . . calling her a STALKER.

Well Superhead didn't like that. So she sent us a LONG LETTER (beow) putting dude on EXTRA BLAST. Most of what she said was pretty PREDICTABLE . . . blah, blah he wants to get back with me . . . blah, blah he BEAT me . . . blah blah. You know, the ISH we've come to EXPECT from Superhead.

But then she threw us through a WRINKLE. Accordingto Superhead Eddie Winslow CHEATED ON HER during their marriage - with a 400 POUND porn star named MISS MINA. DAYUMMMM!!!

If you're interested in reading ALL of Superhead's messiness - here it is:

While you were Twittering with Marlon Wayans, proclaiming I was a stalker (among other things) did you tell him how you dropped your restraining order against me? Hmmm...did you tell him that you've been over to my place at least 10 times in the last month?

And, if you try to deny it, I'll have the guard pull up the drive-on records. Thanks.

And are you telling the lovely people on Twitter how you told me you want to repair our relationship and that I am the one who is not interested? That I told you, "we can be familiar, but we cannot be friends" much less anything else. How about when you told me I'd "have to remarry" you. And what about when you talk about the kids we're going to have? And how much you love me and can't stay away from me?

Are you telling them that?

No. You're not.

And let's address your claims that I'm a bad mother. Remember how you put that out there? Yet, you're the one fighting in court for custody of your kid because you took him from his mother and she wants her son back �� and for good reason! And what about those two child abuse cases against you with the Special Cases Unit of the Los Angeles Department of Children and Family Services?

Good daddies don't have those.

But, you're not telling Marlon Wayans and the rest of the Twitter-verse that sh*t, huh? No, you're not. Nor have you mentioned that you called family services on me after they first came to investigate you out of revenge when it was your son's mother who reported you and not me.

So, riddle me this �� if I'm such a horrible person, why are you still around? And why are you so quick to bash me, publicly, but not so quick to jump on Twitter and tell the whole world that you're trying to reconcile with me?

And that you spent over an hour on the phone with my father, yesterday, and that you still call him "Dad". You've never even met the man!

Knock it off.

Did you Tweet about the money you gave me for household bills just last week? And even before that? Or a few weeks ago when you took my kid out for the day? Or about the days we just spent in June, laying around the house, eating, drinking, laughing, and just being cool with eachother? What about all the times before that?

No. You don't tweet about that.

And did you tell Marlon Wayans that you invited me to the set of that pilot? And that I got a text message from your phone that was meant for another woman and that's why you got your ass embarrassed on set?

No. You told him I just showed up like a stalker.

But, you married me anyway, didn't you? Do I have to post the license? And who marries a stalker? Who marries a bad mother? Who marries a horrible woman. And, who still comes around after the divorce if a woman is so bad?

Oh...

And did you tell the public about the 550 pound porn star with whom you had an inappropriate relationship while we were married? And that you filed for divorce the day after I discovered the emails? And that you stole my computer when you left, thinking you'd gotten rid of the evidence? Well, that's what wireless back-up systems are for.

And don't deny it. I still have the emails and all the pictures and videos she sent you.

You didn't tell the people that, did you?

And I won't even talk about all the times you've choked me or beat me with belts �� and that time you were on probation in 2004 for roughing up another woman.

Yes, I have the court documents to support that, too. Van Nuys Court Case #4PN02221

Yet, you want people to believe I'm lying about the documented abuse in our relationship? With 6 police reports to support it?

Why don't you Twitter about these things?

And the time I jumped on the back of your car to avoid getting ran over...did you tell the people that you made my son cry that night? All that day? Because you promised you would come for him and you never did? That you'd been promising him for weeks and never showed up for him? And how that broke his heart?

I don't know one mother that wouldn't track your sorry ass down, demand the $5,000 ring off your finger that she bought, and proceed to let you have it!

I guess you forgot to Tweet about that, huh?

And does anyone realize you've been married and divorced three times? This is what you do. This is who you are.You're the common denominator.

It's just crazy that you pick and choose what you want to announce to the world and, while you're happy to degrade me in public, you find it impossible to tell everyone how much you love me and want so much to repair this bullsh*t relationship. How you can't stay out of my life or out of my bed �� how you leave work and head to my place for dinner and to spent time with my kid, talking and playing video games, insisting you want to "find a way to make this work."

See, all my dirt is in the open. I put it there. But, I've been silent for years, haven't I? There is so much I have not said. Unlike you, I don't have to pretend to be good. I'm a bad girl by design. But, I rather be that than a coward and a liar. And I don't have to proclaim someone else is bad to make myself look good and I don't feel the need to have anyone on my side.

I operate better alone.

When I told you how much the things you say in public hurt me, you laughed at me and said it was all "so insignificant." The strange thing is that when you're disrespectful to me, you think it's funny �� but, when I get disrespectful, you stop laughing.

Karrinne Steffans is pathetic.

You know Eddie Winslow has already stated publicly that they were never married, and that she uses this as an angle to get press (how sad is it that a chick has to attach herself to a former child B-star who makes C-movies for the Christian chitlin' circuit just to get anybody to listen to her in the media) . In the past she's also referred to other boyfriends as her husbands, so I'm inclined to believe Winslow over that gutter rat any day.

alexnvrmnd777 said:

Damn, Eddie! She gotcha good, homeboy! Looks like he likes that chub meat, baby! If all this is true, that's why it NEVER pays to sling mud around when you got just as much shit to be flung around on YOU.

http://cdn.mediatakeout.c..._pics.html

July 05, 2011. Karrine "Superhead" Steffans is one of the MESSIEST chicks in the history of MESSINESS. Over the weekend, her ex-husband Darius "Eddie Winslow" McCrary put her ON BLAST on Twitter . . . calling her a STALKER.

Well Superhead didn't like that. So she sent us a LONG LETTER (beow) putting dude on EXTRA BLAST. Most of what she said was pretty PREDICTABLE . . . blah, blah he wants to get back with me . . . blah, blah he BEAT me . . . blah blah. You know, the ISH we've come to EXPECT from Superhead.

But then she threw us through a WRINKLE. Accordingto Superhead Eddie Winslow CHEATED ON HER during their marriage - with a 400 POUND porn star named MISS MINA. DAYUMMMM!!!

If you're interested in reading ALL of Superhead's messiness - here it is:

While you were Twittering with Marlon Wayans, proclaiming I was a stalker (among other things) did you tell him how you dropped your restraining order against me? Hmmm...did you tell him that you've been over to my place at least 10 times in the last month?

And, if you try to deny it, I'll have the guard pull up the drive-on records. Thanks.

And are you telling the lovely people on Twitter how you told me you want to repair our relationship and that I am the one who is not interested? That I told you, "we can be familiar, but we cannot be friends" much less anything else. How about when you told me I'd "have to remarry" you. And what about when you talk about the kids we're going to have? And how much you love me and can't stay away from me?

Are you telling them that?

No. You're not.

And let's address your claims that I'm a bad mother. Remember how you put that out there? Yet, you're the one fighting in court for custody of your kid because you took him from his mother and she wants her son back �� and for good reason! And what about those two child abuse cases against you with the Special Cases Unit of the Los Angeles Department of Children and Family Services?

Good daddies don't have those.

But, you're not telling Marlon Wayans and the rest of the Twitter-verse that sh*t, huh? No, you're not. Nor have you mentioned that you called family services on me after they first came to investigate you out of revenge when it was your son's mother who reported you and not me.

So, riddle me this �� if I'm such a horrible person, why are you still around? And why are you so quick to bash me, publicly, but not so quick to jump on Twitter and tell the whole world that you're trying to reconcile with me?

And that you spent over an hour on the phone with my father, yesterday, and that you still call him "Dad". You've never even met the man!

Knock it off.

Did you Tweet about the money you gave me for household bills just last week? And even before that? Or a few weeks ago when you took my kid out for the day? Or about the days we just spent in June, laying around the house, eating, drinking, laughing, and just being cool with eachother? What about all the times before that?

No. You don't tweet about that.

And did you tell Marlon Wayans that you invited me to the set of that pilot? And that I got a text message from your phone that was meant for another woman and that's why you got your ass embarrassed on set?

No. You told him I just showed up like a stalker.

But, you married me anyway, didn't you? Do I have to post the license? And who marries a stalker? Who marries a bad mother? Who marries a horrible woman. And, who still comes around after the divorce if a woman is so bad?

Oh...

And did you tell the public about the 550 pound porn star with whom you had an inappropriate relationship while we were married? And that you filed for divorce the day after I discovered the emails? And that you stole my computer when you left, thinking you'd gotten rid of the evidence? Well, that's what wireless back-up systems are for.

And don't deny it. I still have the emails and all the pictures and videos she sent you.

You didn't tell the people that, did you?

And I won't even talk about all the times you've choked me or beat me with belts �� and that time you were on probation in 2004 for roughing up another woman.

Yes, I have the court documents to support that, too. Van Nuys Court Case #4PN02221

Yet, you want people to believe I'm lying about the documented abuse in our relationship? With 6 police reports to support it?

Why don't you Twitter about these things?

And the time I jumped on the back of your car to avoid getting ran over...did you tell the people that you made my son cry that night? All that day? Because you promised you would come for him and you never did? That you'd been promising him for weeks and never showed up for him? And how that broke his heart?

I don't know one mother that wouldn't track your sorry ass down, demand the $5,000 ring off your finger that she bought, and proceed to let you have it!

I guess you forgot to Tweet about that, huh?

And does anyone realize you've been married and divorced three times? This is what you do. This is who you are.You're the common denominator.

It's just crazy that you pick and choose what you want to announce to the world and, while you're happy to degrade me in public, you find it impossible to tell everyone how much you love me and want so much to repair this bullsh*t relationship. How you can't stay out of my life or out of my bed �� how you leave work and head to my place for dinner and to spent time with my kid, talking and playing video games, insisting you want to "find a way to make this work."

See, all my dirt is in the open. I put it there. But, I've been silent for years, haven't I? There is so much I have not said. Unlike you, I don't have to pretend to be good. I'm a bad girl by design. But, I rather be that than a coward and a liar. And I don't have to proclaim someone else is bad to make myself look good and I don't feel the need to have anyone on my side.

I operate better alone.

When I told you how much the things you say in public hurt me, you laughed at me and said it was all "so insignificant." The strange thing is that when you're disrespectful to me, you think it's funny �� but, when I get disrespectful, you stop laughing.

SEE COMMENTS UNDER THE PHOTOS:

Dude, this ain't the hot mess thread! I'm mad at you right now for defiling my eyes in this manner

WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?

BY the way, since all the good shows seem to be on a short break right now, by chance did anybody catch the Housewives parody on the BET Awards with Tammy from Basketball Wives? They call it the REAL HUSBANDS OF HOLLYWOOD and it stars Jermaine Dupree, Kevin Hart, Nick Cannon, (da Kang of R&B) Bobby Brown and lawd knows who else. HEEE-LAR-I-OUS! and the ending is just perfect

http://www.bet.com/video/...ds-s1.html

http://www.bet.com/video/...ds-s2.html

http://www.bet.com/video/...ds-s3.html

"If anyone of y'all done put a hand my baby, it's gon' be on and crack-a-lackin' up in here!!"

Ottensen said:

alexnvrmnd777 said:

Damn, Eddie! She gotcha good, homeboy! Looks like he likes that chub meat, baby! If all this is true, that's why it NEVER pays to sling mud around when you got just as much shit to be flung around on YOU.

http://cdn.mediatakeout.c..._pics.html

July 05, 2011. Karrine "Superhead" Steffans is one of the MESSIEST chicks in the history of MESSINESS. Over the weekend, her ex-husband Darius "Eddie Winslow" McCrary put her ON BLAST on Twitter . . . calling her a STALKER.

Well Superhead didn't like that. So she sent us a LONG LETTER (beow) putting dude on EXTRA BLAST. Most of what she said was pretty PREDICTABLE . . . blah, blah he wants to get back with me . . . blah, blah he BEAT me . . . blah blah. You know, the ISH we've come to EXPECT from Superhead.

But then she threw us through a WRINKLE. Accordingto Superhead Eddie Winslow CHEATED ON HER during their marriage - with a 400 POUND porn star named MISS MINA. DAYUMMMM!!!

If you're interested in reading ALL of Superhead's messiness - here it is:

Karrinne Steffans is pathetic.

You know Eddie Winslow has already stated publicly that they were never married, and that she uses this as an angle to get press (how sad is it that a chick has to attach herself to a former child B-star who makes C-movies for the Christian chitlin' circuit just to get anybody to listen to her in the media) . In the past she's also referred to other boyfriends as her husbands, so I'm inclined to believe Winslow over that gutter rat any day.

He's on the #1 soap opera in the country (He replaced Shemar Moore as Malcom on Young And The Restless) so you KNOW she's been hating with intensity of 200 Nene Leakes

SCNDLS said:

alexnvrmnd777 said:

Dude, this ain't the hot mess thread! I'm mad at you right now for defiling my eyes in this manner

Hey, you wanted the hot messes, girl, so that's what I bring, in spades!

alexnvrmnd777 said:

SCNDLS said:

Dude, this ain't the hot mess thread! I'm mad at you right now for defiling my eyes in this manner

Hey, you wanted the hot messes, girl, so that's what I bring, in spades!

on GP

Have I mentioned that viewing the last page of this thread has caused potentially irreversible damage to my eye sight?

HotGritz said:

Have I mentioned that viewing the last page of this thread has caused potentially irreversible damage to my eye sight?

Damn, did I do that?? Well, look at it this way....at least your other senses will be stronger to make up for the eye damage, like the Daredevil! LMAO!

SCNDLS said:

alexnvrmnd777 said:

Hey, you wanted the hot messes, girl, so that's what I bring, in spades!

on GP

Dang, it's like that?? *walks away dejected...turns around to look back with a sad face and turns back around to continue walking away dejected*

alexnvrmnd777 said:

HotGritz said:

Have I mentioned that viewing the last page of this thread has caused potentially irreversible damage to my eye sight?

Damn, did I do that?? Well, look at it this way....at least your other senses will be stronger to make up for the eye damage, like the Daredevil! LMAO!

Ain't right I say

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[Edited 7/7/11 12:11pm]

Oh it's on now!!!! Y'all done brought Sophia up into the mix!!!

Are all the chicks in ATL just simple?? Cuz Kandi trollin for penitentary dick is negatory!

But as always, Cadillac Kim keeps it 1000.

These are old but I needed a lil ATL shit talking to ease my withdrawal. Lawd, this heffa spayshul

[Edited 7/8/11 8:30am]

Damn all that other nonsense. It's Tami!! It'a ALL about Tami!! When is THAT chick gonna get her own show?