What self-respecting woman opens her legs for insemination when she sees Stripe advancing??? Bitch, it's time to RUN not fuck.
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I wouldn't touch him with a 30 foot pole....To wake up at night and see that face staring back at me...who the fuck needs nightmares...
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LMAO!! Is she even trying to do anything musically related anymore? Not that she's got a future in that anymore (as you said), mind you! And also like you said, I sho' hope she's been smart of saved any and all checks she been getting for child support AND any owed royalties. She gonna need some of that for her lawyer and to pay her boyfriend back for bailing her ass outta jail for that DUI she just got!
Someone needs to give this nucca a vasectomy!! If he wants to go fuckin' all over God's green earth, then let him. Just don't let his sperm reach any more eggs, PLEASE! Not even in a supermarket. We wants to take NO chances!!
And, yeah that chick IS cute! Damn near the hottest one in that pic. | |
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What in the fickity fack F**K How he manage to get all them chicks preggers lookin' this crazy??? No, no, no. I refused ta believe it, I say! | |
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I'm thru with whomever took the time to do an artistic rendering of that fool! | |
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LMAO at that pic.... | |
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Here he is partying with the Dallas Mavs after they won, which is comical since he'd been on Lebron and DWade's nuts all season.
But in the pic where he ain't got no shirt on, don't it look like he's about to "turn" cuz it's after midnight?
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Weezy also looks like the second lizard baby born in the original V series, the one who died. I can't find a pic tho but he looks like a green-skinned Lil Wayne. | |
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Lil Wayne's Baby Mama -- Mug Shot After DUI Bust
Lil Wayne's baby mama #4 -- R&B singer Nivea -- was busted for DUI in Atlanta this weekend ... after she SLAMMED into a tree, with a kid in the car ... and TMZ has obtained her mug shot. | |
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Umm if she was leaving the reception then where was the child while she was getting drunk? Don't tell me they had a baby sitting section in a nearby tent while all the adults and L.W.B.M.'s got down and drunk sharing sexcapade stories from screwing that gremlin's magic stick.
Oh so since we know who LWBM's #1, #3 and #4 are, who's #2? I'm mad the article numbered them like they were concubines of the Carter Dynasty. I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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I would have his baby if the money was right. Can't say I'd raise it though but I could def rent this womb out for Weezy F Baby the F stand for fuckin'!
I wonder if that diamond grill interferes with his ability to eat pussy. I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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OMG!!!!! I caint...... stop it I tell ya!!!!! I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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Ain't it sad that numbers and name tags are necessary??? LWBM #2 is named Sarah. And Nivea and Lauren were preggers at the same time.
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Awwww hell to tha muhhfuckin' naw. I wouldn't fuck him with Octomom's pussy.
Knowing this idiot fucks groupies raw is more than enough reason, as if his face wasn't enough, to keep him at bay.
Besides, whose to say his hatchling won't come tearing out yo belly like Alien??? Naw, mama, I'll let you handle that shit.
As for the coochie eatin' I shudder at the mounds of HPV no doubt encrusting his grill [Edited 6/22/11 10:25am] | |
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:evillol: well if we don't fuck raw then how am I supposed to get my lottery ticket? U right about that grill tho. Probably blood diamonds too. I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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2. We gotta come up with a money earnin lotto plan for HotGritz. How's 'bout, YOU slip Stripe a mickey when you get him to the hotel room, YOU extract the baby juice by any means necessary, I will collect it from you, spin it a centrifuge to eliminate diseases and sperm with an alien mutation chromosome, and YOU spend the next six months taking hormones and getting artificially enseminated with Stripe's babies. Then we'll enlist Gloria Allred to serve that fool with papers. | |
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SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN SISTAH!!!
But uh....who gon raise little tink tink cuz I can't have no ugly kids calling me momma in public. I got a reputation to uphold!
after Weezy, we gonna run the same game on Michael Fassbender. I gotza to keep the light skinnedness going for at least another generation so my moms will get off my back! We will give that one to Mariah and Nick to raise - god parents in the making. I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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I nominate Iyanla Vanzant to foster Lil Tink Tink aka Weezy da II cuz she's crazy enough to handle dealing with his spawn on a day to day.
Yeah, Fassbender will sho nuf keep the purty light skinneded with good hairruh trend going cuz he's loverly. I don't think we'll employ the Weezy Ensemination Plan for him. You MUST fuck him for REAL! And I'll take the baby ONLY if daddy will be passing thru for regular visits. | |
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OF THE CENTURY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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Jay MohrShowdownJay Mohr is still in awe of Joe Gorga's body (and Kathy's '80s hair).
http://www.bravotv.com/th...r/showdown
Speaking of handsome guys, Episode 6 opens in the Gorga's walk in closet where Melissa "Mowry" Gorga is dressing Joey up like a big boy. If I had this guy's body, I would never wear clothes. I wouldn't even go out. I would just stay inside with my clothes off in front of a mirror. With those beautiful eyes, it doesn't matter what Joey Gorga wears. He is a superstar. Conversely, Melissa may be the world's worst dresser. Everything she put on her body looks like Vanna White's hand-me-downs. Joey Gorga and Teresa Giudice are getting ready to meet and finally clear the air. Joey rushes out of the house with half of his shirt tucked in. It looks kind of cool though. Melissa dresses him like Joey Lawrence to match her Blossom hat. Melissa yells to Joey, "Be positive!" And Joey hollers back, "Whoa!"
Something is amiss in this episode. I can’t quite put my finger on it, but something just doesn’t feel right. Then it hit me. Joey isn’t wearing a hat! “Whoa!” Be careful out there Mr. Gorga. It’s a dangerous world out there to be driving around all willy-nilly and hat-free. What if your head gets cold? What if you have an idea all at once? What will hold it together? Maybe Joey can stop by Ashley’s house and see if she has any extra potholders. I’m just not sure that the world is ready for Joe’s chapeau-free pate. Maybe that’s part of Joey’s plan. Disarm Teresa and catch her off guard by showing her his bangs. By the time Teresa recognizes her brother’s head, it will be too late, and he will already be well into his Ruy Lopez Opening and setting up his Steinitz Defense to topple his sister’s king. Right? Or maybe he just forgot to wear a hat in the rush to tuck in half of his shirt.
Then Joey says something to the extent that not even Kathy likes Teresa. Teresa says to Joey that If Kathy doesn’t like her, it’s because she is friends with Melissa. Teresa expands on this in her interview by explaining to the viewer that she and Kathy used to be really close. At one point Teresa says, “Kathy used to do my hair.” The producers then immediately, blessedly, cut away to a photograph of Kathy from when she was the lead singer of Cinderella. Holy cow, that is a serious hair do. If birds nested in Kathy’s hair, they wouldn’t be able to get out. They would either starve to death and rot on her head or die from inhaling Aqua Net. Judging by Kathy’s hair in that photo, I am pretty sure she had an amazing scrunchie and banana clip collection. I would also bet you a hundred dollars that if you panned down in that photo, Kathy is wearing rubber bracelets, parachute pants, and high top Reeboks.
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Have I ever mentioned how much I DETEST Simon and Alex???
Why did they spend more than 5 mins of precious time on his smoking BS? He will try anything to get airtime.
Thank God Avery got cute cuz she was was challenged for awhile there, but she always struck me as an astute kid especially where her crazy mama is concerned. | |
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Told jy'all this season Alex was just making up scenarios to get screen time.
I wouldn't put it past Alex to have her next I'm Concerned-I'm Mad- I Will Not Stand for This Until We Have A Confrontation Conversation (!) scene over a chipped toenail and some Cutex. She is so transparent in trying to position herself it's pitiful
I wonder what Luann thinks of her Thug In A Cocktail Dress tshirt and Simon's Thug in a Club cd she plugs so hard on her blog and website As bad as things are between them now, this might bring some good fireworks come Reunion time | |
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Just finished RHoNY:
Loved loved LOVED Jill's birthday party! It just reeked of old skool New York with the whole theatre district vibe and feathers and plumes and taking place at Chez Josepehine. I used to attend lectures from Jospehine Baker's son Jean-Claude at Miami Beaches Art Deco Weekend- he is so colorful and dramatic and does such a wonderful job of keeping his mother's legacy alive and in tact . Needless to say I wanted to punch Romona for going off at the mouth yet again . So what the space was narrow, she couldn't loosen up for one second and see the environment for what it was intended and enjoy it? That heffa is so one-dimensional she gives me a headache. Then the putting on the red wig and imitating Jill screaming "BOBBY, I WANT BIGGER DIAMONDS!" just because she thought the party was boring? She coulda kept her ass at home, and I don't begrudge Jill AT ALL for not inviting her to her focus group before
...and WTF is up with her and the WINE??? You know these shows are shot over a really short period of time, and tough we see episodes weekly, the events are usually just spread out over a matter of days...and every episode (which is usually just a time span of a few days) is Ramona freaking out if she can't get some booze in her clutches. I don't care what anybody says, I've been around enough lushes to know a drunk when I see one. I don't care how she and her friends try to spin it
Alex and Simon. Just ugh. Again.
2nd Place Stand-Up Husband Award for this reality cycle goes to Bobby Zarin: I LOVED that he stepped to Simon like a man, told him what the deal was, offered very quietly to settle it if needed, and made sure that not only do they now have an understanding, but he made his ass shake on it so that Simon had full comprehension that he was going to give him benefit of the doubt this time. Jill, you married a good man. Meanwhile, we see from next week's promos that Simon is going to try to step to Jill...like the punk that he is. Didn't have sh*t to say to her husband, but now he wants to pull her aside and talk when he's not around. The mess was already settled at the Sweet 16 and doesn't need re-hashing | |
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Thanks for the RHONY updates! I have a lot of catching up to do. Always knew Simon and Alex were closet fame whores but I give them a pass because their little ones are so adorable
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Did anybody know that Peter Thomas (RHOA Cynthia's husband) was arrested for assault and recently got cleared of the charges? This was the second time he got accused of behaving badly toward a female employee. He still cute tho.... I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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I dunno why but Peter reminds me a of a younger, more dapper version of Dick Gregory
As for Alex and Simon, in Jill's newsletter I have to say she was relatively nice about the whole Alex & Simon issue, and instead of saying anything negative as revenge she basically complimented his gift, complimented his tunic (that he had made from a Zarin fabric) & said that the web pages Bobby addressed (I think mostly from Twitter) have been retrieved, and (contrary to what Alex stated in her Bravo blog) Simon really did engage in bashing her hardcore. So her husband wasn't over reacting or falsely accusing him. Make no mistake Jill is a very clever (I would even say strategic) woman, but Alex and Simon are so blatantly tactical they're starting to oooooze tackiness to me. I also just realized during the last episode that I don't like their house either: the decor is so forced; in its' effort to look timeless it looks like a bad set from Lousianna Bayou horror film... either that, or leftovers from Anne Rice's last estate sale. | |
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Is Meeka Claxton Misconstrued On BBW? | |
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Alex and Simon might be air time whores, but that damn LuAnn is a straight up classless bitch. I can't stand her ass and wish that she will come upon the right one, one day to tell her ass all about herself. Sure I sort of agreed when Alex made an absolute ass out of herself by being what LuAnn said "Ramona's watchdog"...but LuAnn put her foot in her mouth because I swear everytime Jill goes running to her in tears whining about how Ramona "hurt her feelings" LuAnn goes straight to Ramona to fight for Jill. It was the same thing when Jill was quarreling with Bethanny. [Edited 6/26/11 17:02pm] I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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