In Caroline's voice: He's just too busy working. Uh huh. Any man that take light years to eat pussy or give up some dick on the regular to his wife is definitely giving that dick up somewhere. Ain't that much damn work in the world. Sorry. I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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Yeah, he's WAY too comfy in women's clothing. This combined with his cries over his dad at the christening and his behavior with his mama again sets my off So I'ma call it now | |
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Poor Joe Gorga.
That mofo aint nuthin but 5 foot and slow to learn yet quick to anger.
"YOU'RE MY FADDDUH!!!! I'M YA SUN!"
"TAKE A WALK...YA GAHBIGE!"
"IZ ABOUT DA KIDZ!" I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. | |
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Especially when you see how all the other hubbies are chasing their wives down to get some ass. Caroline and Albert act like siblings. Maybe her excessive focus on the kids has been at his expense. | |
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True, they all seem to be happily married and their men are very affectionate. I'm still wanting to see Dina's hubby. He absolutely refused to be filmed the first season and you never saw him in the background or anything, even now. Dude wasn't playing. I love Dina, she's so pretty IMO she looked grea on WWHL. [Edited 6/27/11 17:22pm] | |
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Chile, ain't it. I think Jacqueline be jumping all over Chris' ass, and rightfully so, hell I would too. And we all know Joe Guidice gets his pussy on the regular. But Caroline and old man Albert....naw. It could be a thing of she can't get the dick, or either he ain't giving it up and as a result she, as you said, focuses her obsessive attention on the GROWN ASS kids. Shit, instead of following her kids around or dragging them with her like toddlers, she ought to go to old man Albert's job spontaenously, butt naked with just a coat on and fuck the shit out of him in his office. I bet that will release that pent up tension she got and erase those tension lines in her face. I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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On to BB Jumpoffs . . . | |
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^ Evelyn is getting on my damn nerves.... but not as much as Meeka!!!! She act like she been on set since season 1. Ole ass kissah!!!
Tami talking that "you will never be in the circle" mess! I wanna slap her for destroying the little ounce of respect I did have for her corny ass.
THAT WEAVE IS POPPIN' THO!!! She look 5 years younger. I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
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Okay, I love me some Tami but damn she showed her ass in the studio. I think she was more upset about them kickin' her to the curb without discussing it first. Tami is so gloriously extra.
Lawd, and when Mama Nadine switched her ass up in da room, I already knew it was ON! [Edited 6/27/11 19:03pm] | |
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Dang, Evelyn's sista sounds EXACTLY like her, but they sho don't look alike.
Yeah, Tami weave on pernt, but she shouldn't have worn that blouse tucked in that skirt
And what's this mess Eve talkin' bout her and Ocho too busy to plan a wedding??? I'll eat my fucking shoes if these two posers make it down the aisle.
And what da fuck Meeka doin in NYC??? E'rybody else got a legit reason to be in town and here this heffa come. Get off dey nuts already!
But that dude was cute, Jen got ZERO socializing game. I think dude was your typical NY smartass bruh with attitude and she was ackin' all brand new. "I don't like a lot of stuff in my mouth! OMG!" Bitch I bet you put that buggawoof dick in ya mouf when you were married. Please!
Oh shit, these bitches resolved a problem and nary drink was thrown or shoe kicked off???? I don't believe it! [Edited 6/27/11 19:13pm] | |
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That's it. I need to go track down this episode right now. | |
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Look at Leon's face when Michael Wright talks about his ex-wife and then starts going on and on. Priceless!!
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Did you mean to post this on the BET awards thread?
I don't think it was just Leon who had that awkward "fool hurry the fuck up" look on their faces. Leon always looks great, but damn that Robert Townsend is looking quite fuckable. I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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Well, in lieu ofnot finding a Basketball Wives link yet, I had to settle on the season finale for Mob Wives.
Alls i gotta say is, Renee with her legs up in the air with those Spanks poking out of her skirt during the fight at the end; this finale was tragi-comedy at it's best.
I still say it's a punk move how they ended it overall, though | |
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I KNEW i was forgetting a show. It's on at in 45 minutes so I'll catch it then | |
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Did you hear Meeka's interview on 105.1's Breakfast Club (I posted a link somewhere on here)? You know ole girl was blaming how she comes offs on the editing. Although I will say I believe her when she says they always edit out her working, and they edit out the questions that the girls usually ask her to prompt her crazy ass grimy soundin' responses.
Tammy's weave is lookin' good, though, ain't it ? Her daughters are cute...and apparently smart: I could tell from just that one scene of her talking in the studio that she has zero music industry management skills. Mama had to go so a professional could step in, for real.
As for that circle bullsh*t; these hookas sound like a bunch of kindergardeners just makin' sh*t up; like when little kids have imaginary friends that can only see and talk to them and nobody else having access to the experience (yet they go on talkin' about it all day and night) . Ain't no circle. The circle is about as real as my godkid's pink dog with purple spots
Umm, Jen's blind date. Is this what dating has come to in the 21st century Dude wasn't exactly what one would call a good conversationalist. As a male model (of which I have worked with hundreds, brothas included) I thought he would have been a little more multi-dimensional or sumthin'. That was a sad state of affairs.
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Shaunie gets on my nerves with the whole "let's hash it out so we can be one big happy family AGAIN" BS
When have ya'll EVER been a happy family??? Tami has gotten into it with everyone from day one. And before that ya'll was beefing with Royce and Gloria. So bitch please
As for that "date" I'ma blame Jen dumb ass cuz she has ZERO personality or conversation in any setting. She's all about the superficial. And I know there's nothing I hate more than when you meet a chick and she's rolling her eyes and pursing her lips like the effort it takes to be polite and engaging is beneath her. That dismissive shit chaps my hide and makes me wanna punch these type bitches in da mouf.
That was her body language from the time dude sat down. Besides, he's cute and he don't have to be Mr. Right he could be a cool friend to hang out with so what does it hurt to have a few casual laughs instead of this hoity-toity facade. Heffa, don't you have nekkid pics on the web??? [Edited 6/28/11 9:09am] | |
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Ummm, Karen sound like an absolute moron distinguishing that she was "cheating" on Lee but still with him and that her and Drita were sooooo close when Drita is adamant bitch I ain't know you like that. And how K calling D a dirty ho when she's the fuckin' e'rybody??? These fools herre . . .
@ Renee's spanks on display but she got nice legs tho [Edited 6/28/11 8:58am] | |
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I'm still mad cause they ended it before they went into Round 2! But then, I guess we prolly won't have to wait too long cause reality tv has a new season/cycle like what? Every 4 months?
But yep, Karen sounds stupid. I personally don't date friend's exes and selfishly prefer for them not to date mine (until I feel like I'm not mad anymore ) , but in circles where that's okay, 2 years seems like long enough, and especially if they weren't friends anymore. Lawd, why did the end clip have Renee saying from outta nowhere; now I'm bleedin' ! . What, She didn't know she was takin one for the team when she jumped into the middle of her two wild ass friends? | |
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I said the same thing when I saw that. She gettin' all independent now that she kicked Junior out and went back to work... po' thang prolly just wanted to get cute & go out and show some leg and look what happened | |
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No, not really. I thought it would also be apropos here. But since it's unwanted..... *walks away dejected* | |
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I'm just glad to see some testosterone up here so I'll tie in to your Leon reference so you don't feel totally irrelevant
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Tru... I thought that too. Who knows how she is in real life...but on the show she seems real snooty......and as someone who really doesn't know how to interact with other people outside of her oh so exclusive circle. | |
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Jay Mohr need to get out my head
Read the whole thing here http://www.bravotv.com/th...e?page=0,0
Across town, Melissa and her sister Lysa are getting ready for Antonia's ballroom dancing class. At one point in their conversation, Lysa has on so much eye shadow that when she goes to roll her eyes, she has to stop and start over again. Lysa is just starting to get some camera time, but she has made it very clear that she is ready to jump eye shadow first into this fight. At the end of the discussion, Melissa says that she’s afraid this might be "the final draw." Why can't any of the Housewives get an expression right? I hope it's not "the final draw," because I want to see what happens when Teresa isn't "calm as a whistle."
I have to take a time out here and give some respect to Richie. For a Lebanese guy, he is the most Italian guy I have ever seen. He looks like a handsome Andrew Dice Clay, if Andrew Dice Clay went to college. Also is anyone else worried about Richie's peripheral vision with those enormous sides he has on his glasses? He looks like a carriage horse wearing blinders.
When the gang arrives in the Catskills, the house looks like an immigration check-point. Teresa is wearing Chewbacca boots and has also dipped into the Blossom wardrobe with her bizarre knit hat with a flower in the front. There are lots of deer mounted on the walls, there is a mountain lion stuffed above the television, and Joe Giudice is having a cocktail out of a Nyquil cup. The house looks like something out of a Coen brothers' movie. Joe's father is making sauce in the kitchen, and people are showing off machine guns in the bedrooms. It's like The Untouchables meets the cantina scene from Star Wars. As they toast, Joe Sr. says, "Welcome to the country club." Yes, the country club where you pay dues with Drakkar Noir cologne and acrylic nails.
The comedy gods smile on us during this segment. The gang starts talking about whether or not Joe Giudice can still do the splits. Suddenly a picture of Joe Giudice appears from the heavens. In the photo he has a mustache and smile like Borat, and he is doing the splits while wearing orange dolphin shorts. In the photo, Joe Giudice isn't doing the splits on a floor. He is doing the splits with his toes on a railing. It looks like he is suspended there with marionette strings. Wherever he is, whether it's under a boardwalk or an overpass on the highway, the ground is covered with so much bird crap that it looks like snow. In short, this is the greatest picture that has ever been taken. If I had to, I would choose this picture over the Zapruder film.
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From one of the blogs
Real Housewives of New Jersey: Melissa Gorga…Melissa is a complete faker. Worse than Teresa b/c she never even intended to live in her “dream house.” It was a construction model her husband built, and they are staying there (illegally) until their construction loan balloon payment becomes due next year. They want to look rich for Bravo, but they plan on bailing on their house and moving to LA when it’s due next year (to pursue 31-year-old, mother of 3 Melissa’s dream of being a “pop star”). To build their “dream house,” Joe & Melissa Gorga got a “construction loan” — meaning a short-term loan to build the property to sell it for profit to a buyer, what builders do. It’s not a mortgage. You’re not supposed to live in your own house. It’s totally scamming the system. They had the house up for sale, but when they got cast on RHONJ, they pulled it so they would look like they were rich (they are not!) Next year, Joe & Missy will have a $2 million balloon payment due! They can’t pay it and are screwed!
The proof is in the public records:
(A link to the Morris County Real Estate records was included; however, the link did not work. I did find the information from the link and can verify its accuracy. Actually, the balloon payment of $2.25 million is due July, 2012 Update: Missy and Joe Gorga modified their mortgage and a balloon payment is not due in July. Their mortgage payment will be $15,000 a month.)
Tax liens on Melissa & Joe Gorga’s house: http://www.docstoc.com/do...-Tax-Liens (There are liens also from the fireplace installer and garage door installer totalling approximately $30,000.)
They tried to sell house, and it was removed:
This also shows that Melissa lies about how big her house it. She repeatedly says it’s a 15,000 square foot house on the show (even the previews) just so she can make it seem so much bigger than Teresa’s, but as you can see from public records, it’s only 13,000 square feet.
Melissa has been jealous of Teresa since the day they met. Melissa was a plain Jane. Teresa has been fabulous and over-the-top since high school. Look at how Melissa has transformed herself into Teresa (I attached a picture–you can find them all on the web). Melissa copies EVERYTHING Teresa does: where she get her hair done, which pediatrician she uses, she literally follows Teresa into stores. She wears the same shoes 2 weeks later… Here’s a classic example (so Leann Rimes/Brandi Glanville!): Teresa got a hot designer dress in Vegas with a feather skirt in Sept. She twittered it. The next month, Melissa showed up at Audriana’s birthday party in the same feathered dress.
Melissa copied the way Teresa set up her Twitter name: Teresa_Giudice and Melissa_Gorga. Who does that? Melissa’s new website is black with a diamond over the “i” just like Teresa’s Fabulicious logo on her site. And producers did know about Melissa for 3 years — they interviewed everyone of the Housewives friends and family every year for new blood, and they passed on Melissa every time. Then last year, Melissa and Joey got drunk and made a tape where they parodied The Godfather, sent it to Bravo, and promised they’d humiliate Teresa on TV. Bravo bit. Teresa didn’t know anything about it until they were signed! She was completely betrayed by Melissa, her brother, and Bravo. And unlike what was reported, Teresa was stuck in a 2-more-year contract, so she couldn’t get out of it and leave the show. She tried b/c she didn’t want to expose her parents or her kids to Melissa’s fame whore nonsense.
If Teresa always hated Melissa, why is Melissa Gabriella’s godmother? It’s Melissa who can’t stand that Teresa got famous, and now she wants what Teresa has. Missy is stalker scary.
PS– One of the reasons Teresa does hate Missy now is b/c Missy & Joe have an “open” marriage, and Teresa thinks it’s disgusting. Missy leaves her kids with her 2 nannies all the time to go clubbing and hook up (she’s usually with an exflame called “Butch,”) and Joe sleeps with everyone in a skirt. Joe actually had charges pressed against him for rape back in the day, but his family pressured the girl to drop the suit. Look up the court records in Patterson, NJ though… the charges were filed…. | |
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Chile!!!!!!!! i didn't get that ignorant shit either. I mean why Karen care if Drita started dating Lee even after a year or more when they broke up? Don't get me wrong, I'm with Renee, umm why would I be friends with a chick who ended up dating and marrying my ex? But as Otty has said, if you down for that shit, wouldn't a year or two after the breakup been sufficient time enough for Drita to had started fucking around with him? You was fucking someone else any damn way and WE KNOWWWWWW that Lee was definitely fucking somebody else too but to say it so "matter of factly" is a little disturbing. And for them to be fighting over that scumbag at all But the fact remains, after all that scuffling and "acting", Drita ain't do shit to Karen really...and nor Karen to Drita. I think Renee took most of the hits, if their were any. [Edited 6/28/11 19:05pm] I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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DAYYYUUMMM is this for real? I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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I guess we know why he likes wearing women's clothes so much.... I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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