Okay, so on to the Housewives . . . really what's up with Joe Gorga and the cross dressing???
I hate Melissa non-singing ass. But I holla'd when Juicy Joe was talking to the mens about Teresa crazy ass
And I gotta give props to Jaqueline for telling Kim to shut the fuck up. What grown ass woman takes so much glee in seeing someone's world fall apart??? She makes my skin crawl everytime they show her.
Jay hosted Watch What Happens last night with Kathy and Richie and was hilarious. Here's part of his blog and he's on point as always.
http://www.bravotv.com/th...s?page=0,3
Over at Albie, Christopher, and Greg’s apartment, Lauren is obsessed with not spending enough time with her brothers. The problem is she keeps complaining about not spending time with her brothers WHILE SPENDING TIME WITH HER BROTHERS. Stuff like this drives me nuts. It’s like when you go back to your hometown after being on television and the old waitress say’, “Oh, look who can’t be bothered to come in and see us anymore!” I always want to yell, “I’m here now!” And then steal her nametag and rob a blood bank.
In these scenes, Lauren is acting so much like Ashley that she doesn’t even notice that she IS spending quality time with her brothers. I know she is, because I am watching it with my eyeballs.
Somewhere in bizarre land, Jacqueline goes to Kim G.’s house. It is very, very spooky. Somehow, Kim G. is now forty. Also, I have never seen extensions in a bob haircut before, but Kim G. pulls it off. Kim G. tries to stir the doo-doo and begins to read some gossipy email aloud to Jacqueline. Jacqueline tells Kim G. that whoever sent that email can eff off and then tells Kim G. to eff off…twice. I have to say, in this episode Jacqueline looks and acts great. I thought she was adorable in her Christmas snuggle clothes, and I love that she is launching eff bombs at Kim G. while in Kim G.’s house. It’s like watching an athlete play well in an away game. The new, improved, bionic Kim G. 2.0 begins laughing like a smiling, twisted demon. Then she quickly turns thirty-nine.
Christopher Manzo begins taking pictures of Joey Gorga and asks him to do a few poses. First he asks for something sensual. Joey Gorga responds by unbuttoning his shirt and rubbing his own nipples. I love it. Then he does other emotions like surprised and angry. During angry he fake flips the table. It is at this moment that the viewer realizes that he and Teresa are going to be fine. Joey is one of the gang here and he is deliriously happy. Melissa is making the rounds with a big smile on her face. The evening couldn’t be going any better. Until Joey Gorga puts on Jacqueline’s clothing. I should stop here and assure you he didn’t kill her and steal her clothes as a disguise. What I meant was the Manzo boys dare Joey Gorga to switch clothing with Jacqueline. Joey jumps at the chance to dress in drag, and when he comes out of his changing room the party hits a new high. Jacqueline has the line of the episode when she says, “You look like you need a trapeze!” Indeed. Not only is Joey Gorga not uncomfortable in Jacqueline’s clothing, for the first time all season he seems completely free! He looks like he should be running through a field promoting Massengil telling us how he feels fresh and confident. Joey Gorga is the life of the party. It’s sad to think that Teresa could have avoided all of the drama with Joey simply by letting him try on one of her blouses.
[Edited 7/11/11 8:25am]