bboy87 said:

sashajones said:

Oh God where do I begin?

Tami is a ghetto ass sloppy lawd mouth wanna be!

Jennifer is boring with big ass ears!

I never understood why that little girl, Royce was even on the show!

Suzy looks like a freaken drag queen and need to sign up for RuPaul's show!

Shaunie needs to find a man and crusing the playground for boys!

Oh and lets not forget, My shit don't stink old ass Evelyn, she needs to get that

pussy tightening surgery they now offer and shut the fuck up!

Tamar's husband don't want to see her ass in Playboy or anyone else!

LuAnn just needs a man with a big ass dick to calm her old ass down!

Someone please remind that old bitch Sonja she is 46 and not 16 and no one

gives a fuck about her!

Who in the fuck is Cindy and why is this old bitch important!

Alex has got to be the ugliest palest white woman on reality tv hands down!

Jill is simply the biggest asshole on reality tv hands down!

And, yes, Ramona your fine ass husband is fucking someone younger and

hotter than you!

Now, deal with it Bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, Royce fits the requirements for the show (she has a baby by a basketball player....that's one of 2 requirement ) but because of a gag order, she can't mention the player or her son on the show so they have to run with the "she's a former cheerleader and dancer" thing

Speaking of Royce . . .

So has anyone figured out what makes Evelyn such a fabulous friend? Suzie doesn't seem to be able to articulate why, but there's got to be something. I bordering on the belief that Evelyn's got some great connections, thereby making being her friend and staying on her good side profitable, but I wouldn't mind being wrong and have it be something deeper and more personal thatn that.

I haven't seen every single episode of NY, but I still like Ramona the best as hard as she can be, that woman can punch you in the gut like nobody I've seen before, but if you can take it step back and think about and not keel over, from my perspective, you're better off for it, she seems to always be on point.

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Just watched the OC reunion, and I must say, I can't stand anything about Tamra's trashy ass. Not her clothes, her hair, her makeup, her voice . . . NOTHING. She thinks it's perfectly fine to pass judgment about Alexis and Gretchen but got mad when Alexis criticized her for the soft porn escapade in the tub with Eddie. Her hypocrisy knows no bounds and she refuses to see anyone else's side on anything.

On to Mob Wives . . . the funniest part was Drita talking about her scumbag raccoons. "They're like 'This bitch is leaving at 5 let's do this.' They're like a gang. It's not one, there's like 6 o' them. They roll DEEP."

But she lost mad points by perpetuating the "no snitching" policy that put her man in jail with her daughter.

[Edited 6/13/11 14:14pm]

Okay, I'm starting to think that Kelsey Grammer is bonkers based on his proposed custody agreement. He wants to split up the kids, he'll get the boy and Camille get the girl, and have them travelling cross country (he's in NY, she's in LA) dozens of times a year so they can be together. WTF???

Check out the letter

http://tmz.vo.llnwd.net/o...kelsey.pdf

SCNDLS said:

Speaking of Royce . . .

Okay, see this is what I hate about MTO sometimes. They just talk outta the side of their neck! That ain't no piss stain. She just sat on something wet or something spilled on her. That's not even close to a piss stain.

alexnvrmnd777 said:

SCNDLS said:

Speaking of Royce . . .

Okay, see this is what I hate about MTO sometimes. They just talk outta the side of their neck! That ain't no piss stain. She just sat on something wet or something spilled on her. That's not even close to a piss stain.

Yeah, they do and I thought so too. But how you know she didn't piss on herself?

SCNDLS said:

alexnvrmnd777 said:

Okay, see this is what I hate about MTO sometimes. They just talk outta the side of their neck! That ain't no piss stain. She just sat on something wet or something spilled on her. That's not even close to a piss stain.

Yeah, they do and I thought so too. But how you know she didn't piss on herself?

Cuz she's clearly pissing in that Red Bull can on the bar underneath her. See it??

But, speaking of MTO, check out this video from Youtube they had linked to. This is some fo' REAL dumb shit!! Just remember that her vagina ain't handicapped, just everything else about her ass. LMAO!

alexnvrmnd777 said:

SCNDLS said:

Yeah, they do and I thought so too. But how you know she didn't piss on herself?

Cuz she's clearly pissing in that Red Bull can on the bar underneath her. See it??

But, speaking of MTO, check out this video from Youtube they had linked to. This is some fo' REAL dumb shit!! Just remember that her vagina ain't handicapped, just everything else about her ass. LMAO!

1. We knew Royce had skills but damn.

2. I saw that shit and purposely chose not to click on the madness, and here YOU go. This is the second time that you've pushed some over the top MTO mess into my stream of consciousness and I will not have it!

3. Why she got flow?

[Edited 6/13/11 16:23pm]

SCNDLS said:

alexnvrmnd777 said:

Cuz she's clearly pissing in that Red Bull can on the bar underneath her. See it??

But, speaking of MTO, check out this video from Youtube they had linked to. This is some fo' REAL dumb shit!! Just remember that her vagina ain't handicapped, just everything else about her ass. LMAO!

1. We knew Royce had skills but damn.

2. I saw that shit and purposely chose not to click on the madness, and here YOU go. This is the second time that you've pushed some over the top MTO mess into my stream of consciousness and I will not have it!

3. Why she got flow?

[Edited 6/13/11 16:23pm]

LOL!! I KNEW you had to have seen it already!! Just wanna make sure you're up to snuff, that's all. My civic duty and all. And hey, at least her flow's better than that white chick from Oakland who raps and uses the word "nigga"! lol

I doubt this is an all-out "hot mess" thread, but just one more entry. Look at yo' boy, Katt! His ass just can't keep quiet and stay out of trouble! Damn.

http://www.tmz.com/2011/0...ia-arrest/

Katt Williams Mug Shot -- Nick Nolte Called ...

6/13/2011 2:53 PM PDT by TMZ Staff

... he wants his look back!!!!!



TMZ obtained Katt Williams' mug shot -- taken moments after he was arrested after a stand-off with a tractor driver at a home in Palmdale, CA this weekend.

We broke the story ... Katt was arrested for felony intimidating a witness Saturday afternoon after several women on the property allegedly pelted the tractor driver with rocks.

When the guy tried to leave the property, Katt allegedly blocked the exit with his SUV -- and wouldn't budge ... until cops arrived.

alexnvrmnd777 said:

SCNDLS said:

1. We knew Royce had skills but damn.

2. I saw that shit and purposely chose not to click on the madness, and here YOU go. This is the second time that you've pushed some over the top MTO mess into my stream of consciousness and I will not have it!

3. Why she got flow?

[Edited 6/13/11 16:23pm]

LOL!! I KNEW you had to have seen it already!! Just wanna make sure you're up to snuff, that's all. My civic duty and all. And hey, at least her flow's better than that white chick from Oakland who raps and uses the word "nigga"! lol

I doubt this is an all-out "hot mess" thread, but just one more entry. Look at yo' boy, Katt! His ass just can't keep quiet and stay out of trouble! Damn.

http://www.tmz.com/2011/0...ia-arrest/

Katt Williams Mug Shot -- Nick Nolte Called ...

6/13/2011 2:53 PM PDT by TMZ Staff

... he wants his look back!!!!!



TMZ obtained Katt Williams' mug shot -- taken moments after he was arrested after a stand-off with a tractor driver at a home in Palmdale, CA this weekend.

We broke the story ... Katt was arrested for felony intimidating a witness Saturday afternoon after several women on the property allegedly pelted the tractor driver with rocks.

When the guy tried to leave the property, Katt allegedly blocked the exit with his SUV -- and wouldn't budge ... until cops arrived.

Technically, any reality show thread is by definition a "hot mess."

I saw this hot messedness too. Has someone identified what the hell's wrong wit Kat? And there are so many things wrong with this story. Like, why were multiple women at the house throwing rocks at the tractor???

morningsong said:

So has anyone figured out what makes Evelyn such a fabulous friend? Suzie doesn't seem to be able to articulate why, but there's got to be something. I bordering on the belief that Evelyn's got some great connections, thereby making being her friend and staying on her good side profitable, but I wouldn't mind being wrong and have it be something deeper and more personal thatn that.

I haven't seen every single episode of NY, but I still like Ramona the best as hard as she can be, that woman can punch you in the gut like nobody I've seen before, but if you can take it step back and think about and not keel over, from my perspective, you're better off for it, she seems to always be on point.

[Edited 6/13/11 11:03am]

Basically, I think the crew is divided into the haves and have nots. Suzie is insecure and realizes she won't get in with the haves (Shaunie, Eve, and Jen) if she doesn't kiss Eve's ass. Otherwise, she'll be stuck with the busted hoes Tami and Royce.

As for Ramona, I can't cosign that. I could not deal with her schizophrenic ass on the regular. That whole "I can say anything to anybody at anytime" approach to life will get you fucked up if you try it with the wrong muhhfucka.

[Edited 6/14/11 5:14am]

Watching Basketball Jumpoffs now, why Suzie look like a scared mouse all the time? And why Royce looks like a 12 year old in that bikini, no womanly parts whatsoevah.

I do like that she's so natural and not always done to death like the rest of these no job havin' trollops.

And as fine as Eve is, damn she got some cankles. It's a wrap if she blows up with them twins.

[Edited 6/13/11 17:20pm]

Ahh lawd, maybe I need to start watching this Basketball Hoez...oops I mean Wives show so I can join in on the trail of opinions!

But as for the RHOOC, yeah I saw the season and the reunion. Maybe I'm in the minority but I can't stand really none of them hookers except for Peggy. As much as Tamra and Vicki talk shit about Alexis and Gretchen, Alexis and Gretchen talks just as much shit about Tamra and Vicki. I don't know, I sort of like Tamra in a way, even though she do be making up stuff most of the time... But out of all of them, ain't nobody more judgemental and a bully than Vicki. Meanwhile Peggy on the outskirts has beef with only Alexis. Alexis is a damn air head who likes to keep throwing bible verses out that best suit her ill fated point at the moment.

Hmm just saw 5 minutes of the Basketball Hoez show, don't think it's a keeper for me. Sorry folks. But wait a minute (and yes I know I'm late) is that Tami from season 3 of MTV's The Real World? The one who married Kenny Anderson??? So who is she married to (or a jumpoff to) now? Damn she actually made a career out of this?

Now for RHONYC....I can't FUCKIN' stand LuAnn. Urgh! Is that bitch Jill's dog guard or something? She always getting in the middle of Jill's battles and takes sides. She did treat Ramona like a piece of shit after the whole arguement between only Ramona and Jill, took place. But Alex. Oh my damned, Alex. lol. How the hell her ass come flying down the damn steps like she running from an ax murder, shaking and looking crazy just to come lay out LuAnn? Lawd have mercy, I couldn't stop laughing. But wtf was up with LuAnn being so damn mad about how Alex, Ramona and Sonja were late for dinner? Damn you don't like the hookers any damn way, I don't see what the problem was.

But anywho, will report tomorrow on RHONJ after I finish watching it on my DVR.

SCNDLS said:

Watching Basketball Jumpoffs now, why Suzie look like a scared mouse all the time? And why Royce looks like a 12 year old in that bikini, no womanly parts whatsoevah.

I do like that she's so natural and not always done to death like the rest of these no job havin' trollops.

And as fine as Eve is, damn she got some cankles. It's a wrap if she blows up with them twins.

[Edited 6/13/11 17:20pm]

Lol! I usually watch BW and Single Ladies on VH1's site later on in the evening or tomorrow! I'll chime in later with my analysis!

SCNDLS said:

alexnvrmnd777 said:

LOL!! I KNEW you had to have seen it already!! Just wanna make sure you're up to snuff, that's all. My civic duty and all. And hey, at least her flow's better than that white chick from Oakland who raps and uses the word "nigga"! lol

I doubt this is an all-out "hot mess" thread, but just one more entry. Look at yo' boy, Katt! His ass just can't keep quiet and stay out of trouble! Damn.

http://www.tmz.com/2011/0...ia-arrest/

Katt Williams Mug Shot -- Nick Nolte Called ...

6/13/2011 2:53 PM PDT by TMZ Staff

... he wants his look back!!!!!



TMZ obtained Katt Williams' mug shot -- taken moments after he was arrested after a stand-off with a tractor driver at a home in Palmdale, CA this weekend.

We broke the story ... Katt was arrested for felony intimidating a witness Saturday afternoon after several women on the property allegedly pelted the tractor driver with rocks.

When the guy tried to leave the property, Katt allegedly blocked the exit with his SUV -- and wouldn't budge ... until cops arrived.

Technically, any reality show thread is by definition a "hot mess."

I saw this hot messedness too. Has someone identified what the hell's wrong wit Kat? And there are so many things wrong with this story. Like, why were multiple women at the house throwing rocks at the tractor???

I knew about 3 years ago that this shit was gonna happen to Katt. He got a bit of fame and he went insane with it Now he's on Twitter unleashing his crazy ass on his followers

Dude's a hot mess all around

[Edited 6/13/11 19:41pm]

bboy87 said:

SCNDLS said:

Technically, any reality show thread is by definition a "hot mess."

I saw this hot messedness too. Has someone identified what the hell's wrong wit Kat? And there are so many things wrong with this story. Like, why were multiple women at the house throwing rocks at the tractor???

I knew about 3 years ago that this shit was gonna happen to Katt. He got a bit of fame and he went insane with it Now he's on Twitter unleashing his crazy ass on his followers

Dude's a hot mess all around

[Edited 6/13/11 19:41pm]

I swear celebs should be banned from all social media. I bet that's a 24/7 parade of dumbassetry at its finest.

Now watching HWNJ. I'm dying at Melissa's rendition of Amazing Grace:

Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound that saved a WENCH like me. . .

Somebody get these fools, please!

SCNDLS said:

Just watched the OC reunion, and I must say, I can't stand anything about Tamra's trashy ass. Not her clothes, her hair, her makeup, her voice . . . NOTHING. She thinks it's perfectly fine to pass judgment about Alexis and Gretchen but got mad when Alexis criticized her for the soft porn escapade in the tub with Eddie. Her hypocrisy knows no bounds and she refuses to see anyone else's side on anything.

On to Mob Wives . . . the funniest part was Drita talking about her scumbag raccoons. "They're like 'This bitch is leaving at 5 let's do this.' They're like a gang. It's not one, there's like 6 o' them. They roll DEEP."

But she lost mad points by perpetuating the "no snitching" policy that put her man in jail with her daughter.

[Edited 6/13/11 14:14pm]

I just watch both of these this morning: Tamra...something about her rubs me the wrong way and I'm getting a complete trashy vibe from her...even more than just the backstabbing comments. Not a fan. She talks too much...she needs a backhand across the lip just like her friend Jeanna.

I don't know much about Vicki since I haven't wacthed previous seasons, but I am at least glad to see that she accepts full responsibility for her part in the demise of her marriage.

Drita and those damn raccoons; 'these aren't regulah raccons- you should see the size of the ass on one of 'em!'

I'mma watch New Jersey and the rest of NCY when I come back from work. The NYC ladies are saying in their blogs that the big Alex the Peacemaker scene was fake, as she did it just to get screen time, hence their 'WTF is wrong with you ' reactions to her since she was wildin' out about Ramona's pain (while Ramona was running around the riad getting drunk w/ Sonja and having a giggle fit trying on dresses they ordered from the designer).

SCNDLS said:

Now watching HWNJ. I'm dying at Melissa's rendition of Amazing Grace:

Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound that saved a WENCH like me. . .

Somebody get these fools, please!

I KNOW RIGHT!!!!!! I noticed that mess too and was like wtf? Then her dumbass husband comes in saying how beautiful she sounds. Like is this a trend now? Does someone from every cast of the Housewives franchise have to record a song?

SCNDLS said:

Watching Basketball Jumpoffs now, why Suzie look like a scared mouse all the time? And why Royce looks like a 12 year old in that bikini, no womanly parts whatsoevah.

I do like that she's so natural and not always done to death like the rest of these no job havin' trollops.

And as fine as Eve is, damn she got some cankles. It's a wrap if she blows up with them twins.

[Edited 6/13/11 17:20pm]

I used to think Evelyn was so cute, until this:

without all the nice camera filters you get from filming, her face looks harder to me, sorta like a chihuahua or something

SCNDLS said:

Now watching HWNJ. I'm dying at Melissa's rendition of Amazing Grace:

Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound that saved a WENCH like me. . .

Somebody get these fools, please!

I normally just lurk and read on these threads but I gotta say, that is funny. This is on par with Theresa and her mangling of ingredients as "ingredience's" during that food photo shoot for her cookbook.

[Edited 6/14/11 7:45am]

Ottensen said:

SCNDLS said:

Watching Basketball Jumpoffs now, why Suzie look like a scared mouse all the time? And why Royce looks like a 12 year old in that bikini, no womanly parts whatsoevah.

I do like that she's so natural and not always done to death like the rest of these no job havin' trollops.

And as fine as Eve is, damn she got some cankles. It's a wrap if she blows up with them twins.

[Edited 6/13/11 17:20pm]

I used to think Evelyn was so cute, until this:

without all the nice camera filters you get from filming, her face looks harder to me, sorta like a chihuahua or something

I have ALWAYS said that Evelyn looking cute depends largely on the lighting and the angle she's shot from.

Not to mention, she look like a straight up ho in these pics. How long before we see her daughter's nudie pics.

SCNDLS said:

alexnvrmnd777 said:

Okay, see this is what I hate about MTO sometimes. They just talk outta the side of their neck! That ain't no piss stain. She just sat on something wet or something spilled on her. That's not even close to a piss stain.

Yeah, they do and I thought so too. But how you know she didn't piss on herself?

SHE GOT A RED BULL BETWEEN HER LEGS!

missfee said:

SCNDLS said:

Now watching HWNJ. I'm dying at Melissa's rendition of Amazing Grace:

Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound that saved a WENCH like me. . .

Somebody get these fools, please!

I KNOW RIGHT!!!!!! I noticed that mess too and was like wtf? Then her dumbass husband comes in saying how beautiful she sounds. Like is this a trend now? Does someone from every cast of the Housewives franchise have to record a song?

It's the law! U heard Simon and Nene's jams right? Soon Vicki Gunvalson will be doing her own rendition of I WILL SURVIVE.

HotGritz said:

missfee said:

I KNOW RIGHT!!!!!! I noticed that mess too and was like wtf? Then her dumbass husband comes in saying how beautiful she sounds. Like is this a trend now? Does someone from every cast of the Housewives franchise have to record a song?

It's the law! U heard Simon and Nene's jams right? Soon Vicki Gunvalson will be doing her own rendition of I WILL SURVIVE.

Y'all STOP!

Ottensen said:

HotGritz said:

It's the law! U heard Simon and Nene's jams right? Soon Vicki Gunvalson will be doing her own rendition of I WILL SURVIVE.

Y'all STOP!

Jay Mohr's blog is hilarious and 1000% on point. Funny, cuz I've always hated him as a comedian. Maybe I like his blogs better cuz I can't see his mug. If you haven't you have to read his wrapup of each NJ ep.

http://www.bravotv.com/th...hr/yeah-um

Writing the blog this week was a like going through a divorce. Everything seems easy enough until you realize kids are involved. Thankfully, Bravo opened the show with our bright, shining superstar, Joe Gorga for the second week in a row. Joe is laying in bed and announces to his kids, “Daddy worked hard today!” Where, at the hat shop? At a Hooked on Phonics symposium? N.A.S.A.? You got to give a guy like Joe Gorga credit. When he works, he works hard, and he has always had an incredible work ethnic. From the other room we hear an odd noise. For a second I thought maybe it was a neighbor’s cat having sex with a garbage truck, but as it turns out it’s Melissa singing. If only she could have just hung the song up there in the closet and forgotten about it. Joe Gorga gets out of bed-to listen more closely. Holy smokes this guy is in incredible shape! You know a guy has a great body when you can see his triceps and lats through his shirt. I’m not gay, but if I ever had to go to prison, I wouldn’t mind sharing a jail cell with Joe Gorga. I would make sure his laundry was perfect, and I would always, always put a nice crease in his jumpsuit.

Melissa is singing “Amazing Grace,” but instead of singing "a wretch like me” she croons “...A WENCH like me.” Oh snap! Amazing Grace RE-MIX!!!!!!!!! Someone get Timbaland on the phone immediately. We’re gonna rewrite all the standards and make them dance floor hits. “Snappy Birthday” will be the B-side to “Slow, Slow, Slow Your Boat.” Damn we are all gonna get rich, rich, RICH! Maybe Jo de la Rosa can sing back-up on a few of Melissa’s future fake songs (too soon?)

Meanwhile, somewhere across town, Melissa and her sisters are shopping for couture clothing at a strip mall. In this segment, Melissa drops the bombshell to her sisters that she is going to pursue a career in music. We also learn that Melissa isn’t wearing underwear. I am much more excited by the music career news. I cannot wait for her make-believe album to drop. We will finally have the third piece to the Housewives music puzzle. “Money Can't Buy You Class”, “Tardy For the Party” and now finally, “A Wench Like Me” RE—MIX!!! I’m not sure how a music career will work out for Melissa because she seems to have the rhythm of a furnace. Melissa is asked by the strip mall clothing store owner, “Do you write your own music?” Duh! Of course she does. “A wench like me?” Lyrics like that don’t just fall off trees and into walk in closets. Melissa explains that she knows a songwriter and she just keeps texting and texting and texting him song lyrics when she thinks of them. I’m pretty sure that’s how Lennon and McCartney did it. Fats Waller wrote most of his big hits by texting people as well. Melissa then says to her sisters, “You’re too old to be my back-up dancers. Truer words have yet to be spoken this season.

Smash cut back to Melissa’s house and her songwriter arrives. He is a handsome young guy named Antony and he is only 22 years old. I guess writing songs that no one will ever hear is a young man’s game. As Antony walks Melissa through a song he has written for her by cobbling together a few hundred of her texts, Melissa asks, “Do you really think I can hit that note?” Melissa, you couldn’t hit that note with a Range Rover. She tries to hit it and exclaims, “I feel like I’m gonna die!” So do we! Open a tanning salon or something. Why does every one in show business automatically assume they can have a music career?

[Edited 6/14/11 14:19pm]

They all look good considering they have nultiple kids, except for Tamar, but Trina is the sexiest.

Shaq In Middle of Kidnapping, Robbery, Sex Tape Case

6/14/2011 12:00 PM PDT by TMZ Staff

Shaquille O'Neal is embroiled in a criminal case in which 7 gang members allegedly kidnapped, beat up and robbed a man who claimed to have a tape showing Shaq having sex with other women while he was married to Shaunie.


Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... Ladell Rowles -- a member of the Main Street Mafia Crip Gang in L.A. who is friends with Shaq -- along with 6 other members went on a search and destroy mission in L.A. on February 11, 2008. They believed a man named Robert Ross had the sex tape and they tried getting it back with the help of a gun or two.

According to the police report, the 7 gang members met up with Ross at a convenience store -- Pink Dot -- on the Sunset Strip. The men allegedly surrounded Ross' Rolls Royce Phantom with guns drawn, jumped into Ross' car and ordered him to drive to Rowles' house in South Central L.A.

Once there, Rowles allegedly pistol whipped Ross and demanded that he turn over the sex tape. Ross said he would get the tape and bring it back to them. The 7 men then allegedly took Ross' Rolex, diamond chain and earrings, along with $15,000 in cash -- then let Ross go.

The 7 men have been arrested and charged with robbery, kidnapping and other crimes. They are currently in the middle of a preliminary hearing and being held in jail.

We've learned LAPD detectives interviewed Shaq to determine what, if any, involvement he had in the alleged crimes. When the case file went to the D.A. Shaq was not listed as a suspect.

Now here's the interesting backstory.

Ross has a history with Shaq. Shaq and his business manager, Mark Stevens, have a record label and allegedly told Ross they would give him a 50% cut in any artists he brought to them. Ross claims he delivered Ray J to Shaq but got cut out of the deal.

Ross told cops after his falling out, he threatened Shaq by telling him about the sex tape, threatening to release it unless Shaq paid up.

As for the tape, Ross claims Shaq brought women to Ross' home and had sex with them while he was married to Shaunie. Ross told Shaq a "security camera" captured the action and it was all on tape. But Ross told cops the security camera recycles periodically and the video no longer exists.

And there's another twist. Around the time Shaq and Ross had their falling out, Shaunie separated from Shaq and Ross claims he began having an affair with her. Ross claims Shaq hired a private investigator to tail Shaunie and the P.I. caught the two together.

We put a call in to Shaq's rep ... so far, no response.

Worth noting -- Shaunie was out in L.A. recently, and had a few sage words of advice for her recently retired ex-husband.

'NJ Housewives' Sued Over Bloody Attack on Cop

6/13/2011 2:14 PM PDT by TMZ Staff

You're staring at the bloody face of a man who claims he was attacked by several members of the "Real Housewives of New Jersey" back in February -- and now he's seeking his revenge in court.



TMZ broke the story -- a campus police officer from the University of Illinois at Chicago named Adolfo Arreola claims he was chillin' at the Hard Rock Hotel in the Dominican Republic back in February, when Teresa Giudice, Caroline Manzo and other members of their family beat the living crap out of him and his family.

Now, Adolfo, along with several family members, have filed a lawsuit -- describing the attack in detail.

In the docs, Adolfo claims things got out of hand when Teresa began spraying champagne in the club -- and blasted Adolfo's mother-in-law right in the face.

Adolfo claims Teresa "mocked" his mother-in-the-law after the spraying -- and then, "without provocation" Giudice and the other cast members physically attacked Adolfo.

Adolfo claims the "NJ Housewives" stars "brutally and savagely beat, kicked, punched, scratched, jumped on and smashed glass" on him AND members of his family ... including his mother-in-law.

Adolfo and his family members are suing for unspecified damages.