I am not gonna swallow my pride and begin trying to appeal to him...

But DAMN I could use a hit of that sweet, sweet technique of his.

I swear, I'd look at him and hear "Let's Work" playing in my head...

I'm pretty sure I should've and could've ended the drought tonight. The only thing stopping me was these damn self-imposed principles. I'm thinking they might be up for review pretty soon here. Too little, too late though, most likely.

FauxReal said:

I'm pretty sure I should've and could've ended the drought tonight. The only thing stopping me was these damn self-imposed principles. I'm thinking they might be up for review pretty soon here. Too little, too late though, most likely.

ZombieKitten said:

FauxReal said:

I'm pretty sure I should've and could've ended the drought tonight. The only thing stopping me was these damn self-imposed principles. I'm thinking they might be up for review pretty soon here. Too little, too late though, most likely.

I even did some last minute straightening up just in case I had to have company over at the end of the night, which I don't usually think about.

Her: Do you live alone

Me: Yeah...

And I followed that up with nothing. 5 minutes later

Her: We should've just went to your place (this is after us talking about being tired)

Me:...yeah, probably...

I had pep-talked myself out of allowing anything to happen, since she and a close friend used to essentially be full-time fuck buddies for a little while. I don't follow friends.

Wow...are you for real please sit down. lol.

NMuzakNSoul said:

Wow...are you for real please sit down. lol.

...ok.

Think I'll watch the sun go down from lagoon 4, I could use the cheering up.

FauxReal said:

NMuzakNSoul said:

Wow...are you for real please sit down. lol.

...ok.

not directed at you man, this was a general post, sorry. like others do.

DAYUM. My new neighbor across the street has some big ol' thick meaty legs...

ohhh baby....

where is her husband at..

lawdhammercy all you can eat pasta and pizza.

I am a glob of walking carb.

NMuzakNSoul said:

FauxReal said:

...ok.

not directed at you man, this was a general post, sorry. like others do.

My bad...

FauxReal said:

NMuzakNSoul said:

not directed at you man, this was a general post, sorry. like others do.

My bad...

FauxReal said:

NMuzakNSoul said:

not directed at you man, this was a general post, sorry. like others do.

My bad...

no prob and here have a beer man on me. :d

I found a chick who I can probably get away with choking.

She and a friend of mine have a deal. If he wins...he and a friend get to hit it. Being the one friend present at the time, I think I'm a shoe-in.

But aside from that, I think I have a chance at fucking her apart from that deal. And from what I hear I could probably, fuck her, choke her, and move on.

Plus she slapped me in the bar. I don't even know why. So she pretty much owes it to me.

Been drinking again.

FauxReal said:

I found a chick who I can probably get away with choking.

She and a friend of mine have a deal. If he wins...he and a friend get to hit it. Being the one friend present at the time, I think I'm a shoe-in.

But aside from that, I think I have a chance at fucking her apart from that deal. And from what I hear I could probably, fuck her, choke her, and move on.

Plus she slapped me in the bar. I don't even know why. So she pretty much owes it to me.

Been drinking again.

at the same time???

ZombieKitten said:

FauxReal said:

I found a chick who I can probably get away with choking.

She and a friend of mine have a deal. If he wins...he and a friend get to hit it. Being the one friend present at the time, I think I'm a shoe-in.

But aside from that, I think I have a chance at fucking her apart from that deal. And from what I hear I could probably, fuck her, choke her, and move on.

Plus she slapped me in the bar. I don't even know why. So she pretty much owes it to me.

Been drinking again.

at the same time???

I think that's what she was getting at. I made it a point to call next and let them know I was patient. They when she got up and walked away for a bit, I called dibs on mouth.

FauxReal said:

ZombieKitten said:

at the same time???

I think that's what she was getting at. I made it a point to call next and let them know I was patient. They when she got up and walked away for a bit, I called dibs on mouth.

sounds gross

ZombieKitten said:

FauxReal said:

I think that's what she was getting at. I made it a point to call next and let them know I was patient. They when she got up and walked away for a bit, I called dibs on mouth.

sounds gross

blowjobs sound gross?

FauxReal said:

ZombieKitten said:

sounds gross

blowjobs sound gross?

this whole deal

to me, having sex with strangers or people you don't care for much IS gross!

ZombieKitten said:

FauxReal said:

blowjobs sound gross?

this whole deal

to me, having sex with strangers or people you don't care for much IS gross!

Well she's not a stranger. And I don't dislike her.

FauxReal said:

ZombieKitten said:

this whole deal

to me, having sex with strangers or people you don't care for much IS gross!

Well she's not a stranger. And I don't dislike her.

each to their own

ZombieKitten said:

FauxReal said:

Well she's not a stranger. And I don't dislike her.

each to their own

Truth is nothing will probably ever happen. It was mostly drunk people talking shit at the time.

Though she is kinda cute. And a bit of a freak.

We have too many mutual friends though, and that's not my style.

But I'd be lying if I said I didn't think it was at least possible.

FauxReal said:

ZombieKitten said:

each to their own

Truth is nothing will probably ever happen. It was mostly drunk people talking shit at the time.

Though she is kinda cute. And a bit of a freak.

We have too many mutual friends though, and that's not my style.

But I'd be lying if I said I didn't think it was at least possible.

anything IS possible when you're drunk

and then later on it's kind of an awkward idea when you're not

ZombieKitten said:

FauxReal said:

Truth is nothing will probably ever happen. It was mostly drunk people talking shit at the time.

Though she is kinda cute. And a bit of a freak.

We have too many mutual friends though, and that's not my style.

But I'd be lying if I said I didn't think it was at least possible.

anything IS possible when you're drunk

and then later on it's kind of an awkward idea when you're not

I've thought so before the drinking. The drinking only cemented the idea that was already there due to certain behavior of hers.

Don't know why I'm chasing those Long Islands with two fried egg sammiches...but for now, they're fucking great. Tomorrow, we'll see.

FauxReal said:

Don't know why I'm chasing those Long Islands with two fried egg sammiches...but for now, they're fucking great. Tomorrow, we'll see.

ZombieKitten said:

FauxReal said:

Don't know why I'm chasing those Long Islands with two fried egg sammiches...but for now, they're fucking great. Tomorrow, we'll see.

It's a weekend. I can afford to take the risk.

FauxReal said:

ZombieKitten said:

It's a weekend. I can afford to take the risk.

there was a party at my house last night

I managed to have ONE beer

Oo! I have beers in the refrigerator! (Not usually the case at all!) Maybe that would help me sleep... but what if I have icky morning feelings? I need to be sleeping.

Cerebus said:

Oo! I have beers in the refrigerator! (Not usually the case at all!) Maybe that would help me sleep... but what if I have icky morning feelings? I need to be sleeping.

just don't get drunk!