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PrintableSupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: ehuffnsd said: I guess i can't please everyone Oh you're pleasing me alright.  We need funny stories, not one to make you horny 
[Edited 3/29/06 13:28pm] i don't have many funny stories involving sex... when i was with my ex Troy i woke up in the middle of the night and he was jacking me off. i rolled over and i could tell he was asleep. We woke up the next morning and he told me he had the wildest dream involving me and a fireplace and grey flannel pjs and we had wild sex on the floor. he had look of shock and horror when i told him what happened the night before. You CANNOT use the name of God, or religion, to justify acts of violence, to hurt, to hate, to discriminate- Madonna
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ehuffnsd said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Oh you're pleasing me alright. We need funny stories, not one to make you horny
[Edited 3/29/06 13:28pm] i don't have many funny stories involving sex... when i was with my ex Troy i woke up in the middle of the night and he was jacking me off. i rolled over and i could tell he was asleep. We woke up the next morning and he told me he had the wildest dream involving me and a fireplace and grey flannel pjs and we had wild sex on the floor. he had look of shock and horror when i told him what happened the night before.  Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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ehuffnsd said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Oh you're pleasing me alright. We need funny stories, not one to make you horny
[Edited 3/29/06 13:28pm] i don't have many funny stories involving sex... when i was with my ex Troy i woke up in the middle of the night and he was jacking me off. i rolled over and i could tell he was asleep. We woke up the next morning and he told me he had the wildest dream involving me and a fireplace and grey flannel pjs and we had wild sex on the floor. he had look of shock and horror when i told him what happened the night before. One time when I was with my ex Paul, I had a dream that I came home and walked into the bedroom to him screwing some guy and the shock of that woke me straight out of my sleep and I instantly reacted and threw my arm in the air and brang it down hard on his chest. He woke up WHAT, WHAT, WHAT??   Realizing I was awake and reacting to a dream, I just closed my eyes and rolled around
uh, oh, eee, wha, oooh, ah babe, you're dreaming :::::eyes wide open and panting::::: Oh my God, I was having a nightmare! Funny thing is that he really was cheating on me at the time so that was probably a vision and not a dream  Bastid deserved it!  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: ehuffnsd said: i don't have many funny stories involving sex... when i was with my ex Troy i woke up in the middle of the night and he was jacking me off. i rolled over and i could tell he was asleep. We woke up the next morning and he told me he had the wildest dream involving me and a fireplace and grey flannel pjs and we had wild sex on the floor. he had look of shock and horror when i told him what happened the night before. One time when I was with my ex Paul, I had a dream that I came home and walked into the bedroom to him screwing some guy and the shock of that woke me straight out of my sleep and I instantly reacted and threw my arm in the air and brang it down hard on his chest. He woke up WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?? Realizing I was awake and reacting to a dream, I just closed my eyes and rolled around
uh, oh, eee, wha, oooh, ah babe, you're dreaming :::::eyes wide open and panting::::: Oh my God, I was having a nightmare! Funny thing is that he really was cheating on me at the time so that was probably a vision and not a dream Bastid deserved it!
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: ehuffnsd said: i don't have many funny stories involving sex... when i was with my ex Troy i woke up in the middle of the night and he was jacking me off. i rolled over and i could tell he was asleep. We woke up the next morning and he told me he had the wildest dream involving me and a fireplace and grey flannel pjs and we had wild sex on the floor. he had look of shock and horror when i told him what happened the night before. One time when I was with my ex Paul, I had a dream that I came home and walked into the bedroom to him screwing some guy and the shock of that woke me straight out of my sleep and I instantly reacted and threw my arm in the air and brang it down hard on his chest. He woke up WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?? Realizing I was awake and reacting to a dream, I just closed my eyes and rolled around
uh, oh, eee, wha, oooh, ah babe, you're dreaming :::::eyes wide open and panting::::: Oh my God, I was having a nightmare! Funny thing is that he really was cheating on me at the time so that was probably a vision and not a dream Bastid deserved it! gurl you got ESPN [Edited 3/29/06 14:07pm] You CANNOT use the name of God, or religion, to justify acts of violence, to hurt, to hate, to discriminate- Madonna
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cborgman said: ehuffnsd said: I guess i can't please everyone ya pleased me. Yeah, me too. Geezus. That one's getting another read when I get home.  Seattle Org Invasion July 28th-30th  http://www.prince.org/msg/2/177514
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SeattleInvasion said: cborgman said: ya pleased me. Yeah, me too. Geezus. That one's getting another read when I get home. :::::battery operated machinery:::::  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: SeattleInvasion said: Yeah, me too. Geezus. That one's getting another read when I get home. :::::battery operated machinery::::: Pfft. Fuck batteries, my shit plugs into the wall. 
Nah, I'm old-fashioned. I like my built-in equipment. 2hrs, 35 minutes, and then 10 minutes to get home. . . go, clock, go! Seattle Org Invasion July 28th-30th http://www.prince.org/msg/2/177514
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SeattleInvasion said: cborgman said: ya pleased me. Yeah, me too. Geezus. That one's getting another read when I get home. did you read my jesus story? you of all people would find that hot Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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SeattleInvasion said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: :::::battery operated machinery::::: Pfft. Fuck batteries, my shit plugs into the wall. magic wand, eh? i'd get one but those fuckers kinda intimidate me...that, and it'd be too heavy for me to hold anyway. | |
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cborgman said: SeattleInvasion said: Yeah, me too. Geezus. That one's getting another read when I get home. did you read my jesus story? you of all people would find that hot HELLS yes.  I've seen that one before, and just entirely enjoyed the reprisal. I'm quite glad I didn't go commando today. . . messy. . . Seattle Org Invasion July 28th-30th http://www.prince.org/msg/2/177514
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SeattleInvasion said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: :::::battery operated machinery::::: Pfft. Fuck batteries, my shit plugs into the wall.
Nah, I'm old-fashioned. I like my built-in equipment. 2hrs, 35 minutes, and then 10 minutes to get home. . . go, clock, go! I was listening to talk radio one time and they were talking about sex stories and this guy called in about this girl he knew and how he could never get her off and he told about this contraption she used in front of him one time. She had a metal vibrator that had 2 wires coming out of it. The wires were attached to a car battery. On the nightstand next to her bed was a metal rod that was secured onto the table. When she reached her happy moment, she would reach over and complete the circuit 
No damn wonder he couldn't get her off. Bitch needed to be plowed with a telelphone pole 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: SeattleInvasion said: Pfft. Fuck batteries, my shit plugs into the wall. magic wand, eh? i'd get one but those fuckers kinda intimidate me...that, and it'd be too heavy for me to hold anyway.It's surprisingly light.
I don't love vibrators, though. They always make me feel sorta numb.  Seattle Org Invasion July 28th-30th http://www.prince.org/msg/2/177514
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: SeattleInvasion said: Pfft. Fuck batteries, my shit plugs into the wall. magic wand, eh? i'd get one but those fuckers kinda intimidate me...that, and it'd be too heavy for me to hold anyway.Imagine splaining your carpel tunnel to the doctor 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SeattleInvasion said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: magic wand, eh? i'd get one but those fuckers kinda intimidate me...that, and it'd be too heavy for me to hold anyway.It's surprisingly light.
I don't love vibrators, though. They always make me feel sorta numb. that's the only thing i hate about vibrators...i've got one, and the fact that it numbs my bits is both a blessing (takes longer to come! ) and a curse (i can't feel my cooch for 10 minutes afterwards ) for me. | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: SeattleInvasion said: Pfft. Fuck batteries, my shit plugs into the wall.
Nah, I'm old-fashioned. I like my built-in equipment. 2hrs, 35 minutes, and then 10 minutes to get home. . . go, clock, go! I was listening to talk radio one time and they were talking about sex stories and this guy called in about this girl he knew and how he could never get her off and he told about this contraption she used in front of him one time. She had a metal vibrator that had 2 wires coming out of it. The wires were attached to a car battery. On the nightstand next to her bed was a metal rod that was secured onto the table. When she reached her happy moment, she would reach over and complete the circuit
No damn wonder he couldn't get her off. Bitch needed to be plowed with a telelphone pole
Excellent! 
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: I was listening to talk radio one time and they were talking about sex stories and this guy called in about this girl he knew and how he could never get her off and he told about this contraption she used in front of him one time.
She had a metal vibrator that had 2 wires coming out of it. The wires were attached to a car battery. On the nightstand next to her bed was a metal rod that was secured onto the table. When she reached her happy moment, she would reach over and complete the circuit
No damn wonder he couldn't get her off. Bitch needed to be plowed with a telelphone pole now THAT is some hardcore self-lovin'. 
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: magic wand, eh? i'd get one but those fuckers kinda intimidate me...that, and it'd be too heavy for me to hold anyway.Imagine splaining your carpel tunnel to the doctor Right?
It's funny. . .my guy loves to be jacked off, which works out well for me 'cause I love to use my hands, but lately my elbow has been bugging me. I'm thinking, what do I tell the doctor? 'Cause he's not gonna look at my fat ass and believe that I'm a tennis player. Seattle Org Invasion July 28th-30th http://www.prince.org/msg/2/177514
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SeattleInvasion said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Imagine splaining your carpel tunnel to the doctor Right?
It's funny. . .my guy loves to be jacked off, which works out well for me 'cause I love to use my hands, but lately my elbow has been bugging me. I'm thinking, what do I tell the doctor? 'Cause he's not gonna look at my fat ass and believe that I'm a tennis player.
Doctor, I have a pain in my ass How did an orange get up there?
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I think it'd be really fucking funny to just tell him/her the truth. Just to watch the reaction.
Man. . . fuck you hot, dirty-talkin' muthafuckers. Now I'm totally randy and I gots TWO HOURS before I can leave. I may need an extended restroom break. . . Seattle Org Invasion July 28th-30th http://www.prince.org/msg/2/177514
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SeattleInvasion said: I think it'd be really fucking funny to just tell him/her the truth. Just to watch the reaction.
Man. . . fuck you hot, dirty-talkin' muthafuckers. Now I'm totally randy and I gots TWO HOURS before I can leave. I may need an extended restroom break. . . it's my fault i didn't understand the assignment [Edited 3/29/06 15:07pm] You CANNOT use the name of God, or religion, to justify acts of violence, to hurt, to hate, to discriminate- Madonna
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ehuffnsd said: SeattleInvasion said: I think it'd be really fucking funny to just tell him/her the truth. Just to watch the reaction.
Man. . . fuck you hot, dirty-talkin' muthafuckers. Now I'm totally randy and I gots TWO HOURS before I can leave. I may need an extended restroom break. . . it's my fault i didn't understand the assignment That's right, it is your fault!  Seattle Org Invasion July 28th-30th http://www.prince.org/msg/2/177514
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SeattleInvasion said: I think it'd be really fucking funny to just tell him/her the truth. Just to watch the reaction.
Man. . . fuck you hot, dirty-talkin' muthafuckers. Now I'm totally randy and I gots TWO HOURS before I can leave. I may need an extended restroom break. . . "i thought you had to use the bathroom, you were gone for an hour!" "i did...it's just that, umm, my stomach hurts reeeeeally bad."  | |
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CynthiasSocks said: How in the world did I miss this!? 
Anyway.... My cock is rock hard when I'm getting fucked and I have no problems cumming. Same for D.
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SeattleInvasion said: ehuffnsd said: it's my fault i didn't understand the assignment That's right, it is your fault! Thank You SIR! may i have another? You CANNOT use the name of God, or religion, to justify acts of violence, to hurt, to hate, to discriminate- Madonna
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: SeattleInvasion said: It's surprisingly light.
I don't love vibrators, though. They always make me feel sorta numb. that's the only thing i hate about vibrators...i've got one, and the fact that it numbs my bits is both a blessing (takes longer to come! ) and a curse (i can't feel my cooch for 10 minutes afterwards ) for me. | |
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Romera said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: that's the only thing i hate about vibrators...i've got one, and the fact that it numbs my bits is both a blessing (takes longer to come! ) and a curse (i can't feel my cooch for 10 minutes afterwards ) for me. what?! | |
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As to the original topic of this thread, PP do you touch yourself while your getting banged? If you jerk off during it I bet it'll feel better I actually have to refrain from touching myself during it because I can almost instantly get off with manmeat up my backside 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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ehuffnsd said: SeattleInvasion said: That's right, it is your fault! Thank You SIR! may i have another? Yeah, right after you pick up my dry cleaning bill, bitch! These pants are soaked right through! YOUR FAULT!  Seattle Org Invasion July 28th-30th http://www.prince.org/msg/2/177514
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: As to the original topic of this thread, PP do you touch yourself while your getting banged? If you jerk off during it I bet it'll feel better
I actually have to refrain from touching myself during it because I can almost instantly get off with manmeat up my backside i have to go in spurts... at first in the beginning than stop than start up again. You CANNOT use the name of God, or religion, to justify acts of violence, to hurt, to hate, to discriminate- Madonna
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