It was about 5 years ago. I met this dude in a bar I was at, waiting for some of
My friends to show up. He was tall, muscular and very handsome and he kept
Looking at my new sneakers LOL. That should have been the give away.

After some drinks and some pretty disgusting conversation on both sides we
Decided to go to his house for some more drinks. But at his place, after two
Drinks we *what a surprise* ended up in the bedroom.

Now this is where the crazy shit started. First up, he just strips nekkid in about
3 seconds, sits on the bed, straps his groin into some ring and buckled shit and
flips over on his knees, moaning, “now i want you to fuck me”

I’m still standing there with my kit on, thinking “well isn’t this weird again” but
Oh what the heck, I decide to get nekkid too and try to get to work. That said, his
parkinglot felt like a footballfield lol. I was like “yo, i’m in, but i feel like i’m
still standing outside man”. Seriously, it felt like with every hit I could hear an
eccho coming from inside him haha.

So after about 5 minutes of this blind batting, he flips over again and says to me
“put on those clothes on the chair and then put on your sneakers”. I’m relieved
that I can stop playing air hockey so I don’t really question all this stuff anymore
and put on the socker kit he’s got layed out. Strap on my new sneaks and stand
there while he moans “now come and stand on my chest”

Excuse me? “Yeah, come and walk all across my chest and face”. Lord. Never
being one to disappoint, I thought “ok, let’s see how far we can take this” So I
get up on the bed and start walking across his chest. Dude starts to freak out n
inhales about a gallon of poppers whilst screaming “harder, stand on my face
with both your feet, come on, kick me”.

Oh lord. On the one hand I wanted to run out, on the other hand I wanted to see
just how much he could take so carefully i placed one foot on his face, checked
my balance with my hands against the wall behind the bed and then placed my
other foot on his face. Guy was groaning so hard I thought the neighbours would
be calling the cops any minute now.

In the middle of all this, he screams “STOP!” and i’m like “oh fuck, i must’ve
hurt him or broken his jaw or something”. But no, no such thing. Dude gets
this mad look in his eyes and says “I want you to go outside and get your sneaks
as filthy as possible, then come back in here and kick me in the face with m”



By now I was so repelled that I couldn’t even muster the strength to say no
anymore and just went outside, got my shoes so fucking filthy that they had
crusts of mud and dirt on them and walked back into the house. There was a
trail of clumps of mud and disgusting material from the hall right into his
bedroom and he just lay on the bed screaming for more. LOL. So I got up on
his bed again and walked across his chest and face like that while he licked
The mud off and ate it. Dude came so hard I swear there was cum on the
ceiling hahaha.

The whole place looked like a bomb had went off in there. There was mud on
the wall behind the bed, on the bed, on the sheets, the floor, in the hall
and he himself looked like he'd been in a mudwrestling match

Then he wanted me to cum but I was like “oh man, look at the time, I really
have to get going now” and got out of there as quickly as I could. A few days
Later I sent him an email to ask him if he didn’t feel the need to get a tetanus
shot for having swallowed street filth and mud but he said it was fine and that
he’d never felt better.

The biggest horror of all this is that several years later, I was looking up this
phenomenon (which seems to be a genuine fetish with sites and all) of stomping
and came across a site with clips. And yes, there it was, a clip he had shot with
his webcam of me stomping his face in my muddy nikes. omfg. Thank god my
face wasn’t on any of the clips, but it was me damnit.

Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw!

IstenSzek said:

Remember, I asked you just when you were standing on my face; "MSRSF fbvsfdb Rhgr?"

You didn't answer, so I thought it was okay to film it.

Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw!

CalhounSq said:

Girl, I never stuffed my sausage up those intestines I just used that gigantic dildo. If I had gone in after, it would have been like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Girl, I never stuffed my sausage up those intestines I just used that gigantic dildo. If I had gone in after, it would have been like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

This thread is fucking awesome.

I don't know what gay porn you're watching PP4, but the stuff I watch is always hot. You need to come to Chicago and go to my video store with me.

I know I'm not a gay man but I watch a lot of gay porn. It's pretty fucking hot.

Romera said:

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Romera said:

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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

x 1,000,000 @ that

best thread ever. e.v.e.r.

damn. lol.

Oh god that sounds so fun

Lawd, this thread went outta control!



Lawd, I cant wait 2 get some again! Reading this just made me wanna go ballistic on my boy later, damn that kid know how to use his lips!

saintsation said:

i would argue he is pretty much your superior in everything that really matters in life.

paisleypark4 said:

Can't wait for another man to shoot cum up your azz!! What a life you live!! God made man to penetrate, not to be penetrated. Only thing made to penetrate a man in that area are feces!!

Gracious piece of life
And everybody...Just fucking ignore Saintsation. Nobody cares about you or your immigrant.
With that being said...

cborgman said:

lawd, if this man don't leave me alone, I dont even talk 2 him no mo
LAWD leave me alone!

saintsation said:

i would argue he is pretty much your superior in everything that really matters in life.

Oh Lawd!

I have some stories to tell y'all but I'm shy.....

They don't involve Douches or Muddy boots but I tell ya.....


M

Oh Lawd!

I have some stories to tell y'all but I'm shy.....

They don't involve Douches or Muddy boots but I tell ya.....


M

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

c'mon... everybody's doin it

cborgman said:

Let's see, which one first.

The guy that spanked my ass so hard it echoed. Or the guy that was into asphyxiation by plastic grocery bag.....



M

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

say what you will about the rest of the debauchery that followed
but this is why i love you supa!

It was about 5 years ago. I met this dude in a bar I was at, waiting for some of
My friends to show up. He was tall, muscular and very handsome and he kept
Looking at my new sneakers LOL. That should have been the give away.

After some drinks and some pretty disgusting conversation on both sides we
Decided to go to his house for some more drinks. But at his place, after two
Drinks we *what a surprise* ended up in the bedroom.

Now this is where the crazy shit started. First up, he just strips nekkid in about
3 seconds, sits on the bed, straps his groin into some ring and buckled shit and
flips over on his knees, moaning, “now i want you to fuck me”

I’m still standing there with my kit on, thinking “well isn’t this weird again” but
Oh what the heck, I decide to get nekkid too and try to get to work. That said, his
parkinglot felt like a footballfield lol. I was like “yo, i’m in, but i feel like i’m
still standing outside man”. Seriously, it felt like with every hit I could hear an
eccho coming from inside him haha.

So after about 5 minutes of this blind batting, he flips over again and says to me
“put on those clothes on the chair and then put on your sneakers”. I’m relieved
that I can stop playing air hockey so I don’t really question all this stuff anymore
and put on the socker kit he’s got layed out. Strap on my new sneaks and stand
there while he moans “now come and stand on my chest”

Excuse me? “Yeah, come and walk all across my chest and face”. Lord. Never
being one to disappoint, I thought “ok, let’s see how far we can take this” So I
get up on the bed and start walking across his chest. Dude starts to freak out n
inhales about a gallon of poppers whilst screaming “harder, stand on my face
with both your feet, come on, kick me”.

Oh lord. On the one hand I wanted to run out, on the other hand I wanted to see
just how much he could take so carefully i placed one foot on his face, checked
my balance with my hands against the wall behind the bed and then placed my
other foot on his face. Guy was groaning so hard I thought the neighbours would
be calling the cops any minute now.

In the middle of all this, he screams “STOP!” and i’m like “oh fuck, i must’ve
hurt him or broken his jaw or something”. But no, no such thing. Dude gets
this mad look in his eyes and says “I want you to go outside and get your sneaks
as filthy as possible, then come back in here and kick me in the face with m”



By now I was so repelled that I couldn’t even muster the strength to say no
anymore and just went outside, got my shoes so fucking filthy that they had
crusts of mud and dirt on them and walked back into the house. There was a
trail of clumps of mud and disgusting material from the hall right into his
bedroom and he just lay on the bed screaming for more. LOL. So I got up on
his bed again and walked across his chest and face like that while he licked
The mud off and ate it. Dude came so hard I swear there was cum on the
ceiling hahaha.

The whole place looked like a bomb had went off in there. There was mud on
the wall behind the bed, on the bed, on the sheets, the floor, in the hall
and he himself looked like he'd been in a mudwrestling match

Then he wanted me to cum but I was like “oh man, look at the time, I really
have to get going now” and got out of there as quickly as I could. A few days
Later I sent him an email to ask him if he didn’t feel the need to get a tetanus
shot for having swallowed street filth and mud but he said it was fine and that
he’d never felt better.

The biggest horror of all this is that several years later, I was looking up this
phenomenon (which seems to be a genuine fetish with sites and all) of stomping
and came across a site with clips. And yes, there it was, a clip he had shot with
his webcam of me stomping his face in my muddy nikes. omfg. Thank god my
face wasn’t on any of the clips, but it was me damnit.

IstenSzek said:

Remember, I asked you just when you were standing on my face; "MSRSF fbvsfdb Rhgr?"

You didn't answer, so I thought it was okay to film it.

GangstaFam said:

I saw the movie "Hostel" a few weeks ago, and I think
that there was a scene with just such an action in it

IstenSzek said:

Did you get residuals?

People are into some wierd shit man. My friend told me this story once. He met a guy at a bar and the guy was a real brute type. Masculine and all.

So they go back to his place to play and in the middle of the fun, the guy excuses himself for a minute. My friend is sitting there, waiting and waiting. He said he sat there for something like 15 minutes. He was kinda having the same thoughts that I had, like maybe the guy was a killer or something.

All of a sudden he hears in a very high voice.....I bet you can't find me.

He hears this a couple more times and decides to play along. He follows the voice and comes to a bedroom closet. He opens the door and squeals of giggle and delight come from the floor. The guy is laying there, dressed in lingerie, blushing at having been found

He told my friend he wanted him to do something. He told him he wanted him to chuck oranges at him. My friend was like..oranges?? .....oranges.... He told him he wanted to throw them as hard as he could.

My friend said he didn't think he could do it. The guy said I'll pay you $300". that was enough to convince my friend so he took the oranges that were laying there and pitched those juicy globes at his delicate and dainty self

WTF?





This reminds me of a brute I once met. All excited to get some manly beef, we went back to his place. When we got there he turned into a big ole woman. That's OK tho, I'll pitch when I have to. So I'm banging him and the whole time he's going ..uuhhuh....uuhhuh....uuhhuh....uuhhuh.... But you have to understand that this was in a high squealing pitch. Imagine banging Tiny Tim That is how high pitched these squeals were.

But you know what, he was really cute so whatever, I'm getting my ride on. So when he finally reaches his magic moment he starts yelling....Mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy

INSTANT LIMPNESS

MOMMY!???? W T F?!