[jock, douche n'dildo goodness was here]

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Bel Ami's newest feature film...Zip-Lock Ass.

sneaker story

It was about 5 years ago. I met this dude in a bar I was at, waiting for some of
My friends to show up. He was tall, muscular and very handsome and he kept
Looking at my new sneakers LOL. That should have been the give away.

After some drinks and some pretty disgusting conversation on both sides we
Decided to go to his house for some more drinks. But at his place, after two
Drinks we *what a surprise* ended up in the bedroom.

Now this is where the crazy shit started. First up, he just strips nekkid in about
3 seconds, sits on the bed, straps his groin into some ring and buckled shit and
flips over on his knees, moaning, “now i want you to fuck me”

I’m still standing there with my kit on, thinking “well isn’t this weird again” but
Oh what the heck, I decide to get nekkid too and try to get to work. That said, his
parkinglot felt like a footballfield lol. I was like “yo, i’m in, but i feel like i’m
still standing outside man”. Seriously, it felt like with every hit I could hear an
eccho coming from inside him haha.

So after about 5 minutes of this blind batting, he flips over again and says to me
“put on those clothes on the chair and then put on your sneakers”. I’m relieved
that I can stop playing air hockey so I don’t really question all this stuff anymore
and put on the socker kit he’s got layed out. Strap on my new sneaks and stand
there while he moans “now come and stand on my chest”

Excuse me? “Yeah, come and walk all across my chest and face”. Lord. Never
being one to disappoint, I thought “ok, let’s see how far we can take this” So I
get up on the bed and start walking across his chest. Dude starts to freak out n
inhales about a gallon of poppers whilst screaming “harder, stand on my face
with both your feet, come on, kick me”.

Oh lord. On the one hand I wanted to run out, on the other hand I wanted to see
just how much he could take so carefully i placed one foot on his face, checked
my balance with my hands against the wall behind the bed and then placed my
other foot on his face. Guy was groaning so hard I thought the neighbours would
be calling the cops any minute now.

In the middle of all this, he screams “STOP!” and i’m like “oh fuck, i must’ve
hurt him or broken his jaw or something”. But no, no such thing. Dude gets
this mad look in his eyes and says “I want you to go outside and get your sneaks
as filthy as possible, then come back in here and kick me in the face with m”



By now I was so repelled that I couldn’t even muster the strength to say no
anymore and just went outside, got my shoes so fucking filthy that they had
crusts of mud and dirt on them and walked back into the house. There was a
trail of clumps of mud and disgusting material from the hall right into his
bedroom and he just lay on the bed screaming for more. LOL. So I got up on
his bed again and walked across his chest and face like that while he licked
The mud off and ate it. Dude came so hard I swear there was cum on the
ceiling hahaha.

The whole place looked like a bomb had went off in there. There was mud on
the wall behind the bed, on the bed, on the sheets, the floor, in the hall
and he himself looked like he'd been in a mudwrestling match

Then he wanted me to cum but I was like “oh man, look at the time, I really
have to get going now” and got out of there as quickly as I could. A few days
Later I sent him an email to ask him if he didn’t feel the need to get a tetanus
shot for having swallowed street filth and mud but he said it was fine and that
he’d never felt better.

The biggest horror of all this is that several years later, I was looking up this
phenomenon (which seems to be a genuine fetish with sites and all) of stomping
and came across a site with clips. And yes, there it was, a clip he had shot with
his webcam of me stomping his face in my muddy nikes. omfg. Thank god my
face wasn’t on any of the clips, but it was me damnit.

[stompy story was here]

And yes, there it was, a clip he had shot with
his webcam of me stomping his face in my muddy nikes. omfg. Thank god my
face wasn’t on any of the clips, but it was me damnit.

DynamicSavior said:

vaseline and baby lotion?

IstenSzek said:

LAWD!!!! THAT SOTRY WAS CRRRAAAAZZYY!!!!!

if this thread were a building, i'd be squatting the boiler room

IstenSzek said:

The tread that just took over

Ud be in the boiler room? With who? Better Not B wit Mr. Marcus ;roll:

IstenSzek said:

The tread that just took over

Ud be in the boiler room? With who? Better Not B wit Mr. Marcus ;roll:

a clip he had shot with
his webcam of me stomping his face in my muddy nikes. omfg. Thank god my
face wasn’t on any of the clips, but it was me damnit.

Lawd, this thread went outta control!


(i had a FLAME TO SOMEONE HERE but I snipped it, thank you everybody THIS THREAD IS NUTZ!!


Lawd, I cant wait 2 get some again! Reading this just made me wanna go ballistic on my boy later, damn that kid know how to use his lips!

paisleypark4 said:

I decided to read page before instead of last response on this overrated thread and can't help but to respond to this quote. Flame me. What world u live in. Besides this is how u and that bagsmasher about to be fired know how to do it, over computer or have someone call your job or house!! Keep running both of u. you want to go personal we can. You no match for me in anything!!!
[Edited 3/25/06 15:16pm]

saintsation said:

i would argue he is pretty much your superior in everything that really matters in life.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

AWW

HELL

NAW!!!



Okay but here's the part you left out, Supa: could YOU feel a difference w/ all that damn water up in there??? DAMN!

CalhounSq said:

Girl, I never stuffed my sausage up those intestines I just used that gigantic dildo. If I had gone in after, it would have been like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

brownsugar said:

Who the hell knows!!! Maybe his ass is like the panama canal, complete with locks and channels. I was amazed when he pulled that dildo out and a rush of water did not follow

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

There's my new sig.

what's this "org humpin" shit?

CalhounSq said:

Girl, I never stuffed my sausage up those intestines I just used that gigantic dildo. If I had gone in after, it would have been like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

paisleypark4 said:

i love this thread!!!