How in the world did I miss this!?


Anyway....

My cock is rock hard when I'm getting fucked and I have no problems cumming. Same for D.




As for boring pornos- make your own!

saintsation said:

we know which head you'll be shaking

CynthiasSocks said:

we've been sharing stories, I shared some douche and dildo goodness and borgie shared his jesus/sharpie stories. What you got?

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

an all you can stand crazy and incoherent buffet, that's what he's got.

cborgman said:

wow i can't believe this thread is still goin

ehuffnsd said:

child, i KNOW you got crazy sex stories... get em up!

cborgman said:

any topics or kinks off limits?

in honor of the haters...

the jesus story

BIG ASS WARNING:

if a combination of religion and sex and sacrilidge offends you, for the love of god, STOP READING!




I'm freaking serious.




i am a spiritual person who believes that very little is too scared to make a joke about, but seriously...



STOP READING






okay...

so, for a while in high school, i was fucking this guy. i can't remember his name anymore, but we had a purely sexual relationship.

and we quickly found we both had a taste for the bizarre. the more taboo and weird the sex was, the better.

some of the tamer stuff included fucking in a graveyard against tombstones, ect.

he was also a musician, and one time i asked, post-fuck, why he never played his guitar for me. so he started to put clothes on, but i told him not to. he went and sat on the chair across the bed, and started to play. i listened for a bit, and then got horny (i have a thing for musicians) again. i slid off the bed to my hands and knees and crawled to him, and started blowing him. he tried to put the guitar aside, but i put it back on his lap and said "keep playing. everytime you fuckup, i am going to bite your dick" so he kept playing, trying to focus on the guitar instead of the blowjob. he fucked up once, and i bit his dick, but he played pretty well untill he came. (no bites for that)

another time, we were going at it really hard. he had me on my back, and was on top and inside me. he was fucking me pretty hard and fast, and with my legs above my head and in exstacy, i got a little dizzy. i looked up at his face at one point, and his long brown wavy hair was coming down at my face. the only light in the room was one of those dish lamps on the ceiling, which was behind his head. because he was backlit, i couldn't really see his face, only his hair and the pattern of light emitting from behind his head like a halo. "HOLY SHIT, YOU LOOK LIKE JESUS LIKE THAT" I yelled, followed by the obligatory and now very dirrty erotic "FUCK ME, JESUS!!" we both almost immediatly came.

so we further explored the religious fetish i had.

oh, god, i can't believe i am telling this. this is sooooo not who i am anymore.

i was in a theatre company at that point, and we were cleaning out the costume loft one day. i stumbled across an oversized wooden rosary that god only knows what show they used it for. i immediatly put it in my backpack, and as soon as we were done for the day , i RAN to his house. he bound my hands with it, took a picture off the wall, and strung the rosary binding me to the nail. and then fucked me like i have rarely been fucked, and the jesus themed dirty mid-fuck phrases were beyond compare.


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just want to remind you that i am no longer this kind of a person, but there ya go.

that oughtta get some hater-panties in a big ass bunch

cborgman said:

baby Jesus Butt Plug

ehuffnsd said:

not really. richard talked about enemas, isten talked about unkowingly becoming a mud and face kicking porno star, and i talked about getting fucked by a jesus-look-a-like, so... no. nothing off limits.

ehuffnsd said:

i left that taboo loving side of me behind with my ho years.

now i am very vanilla.

some of the Tamar stuff included fucking in a graveyard against tombstones, ect.

cborgman said:

so THATS what he sees in her

baby Jesus Butt Plug

ok i'm skipping my lunch workout for this so i hope you enjoy.

A couple things first NOT SAFE FOR WORK... and I'm Poz and only play with other poz guys... therefore the use of condoms doesn't happen very often. I recommend if you intended to stay negative always play safe or abstain from sex.


There are a couple guys in in SD that host a play party every saturday at their house sometimes they have a wednesday hump day party. They live out in Eastern SD County and have a large backyard where they have built a maze of a play space.

I went to their first Wed humpday party and it was titled Manunvers(sp). The theme was leather or military. I showed up to the party in my camo pants and and LA boys of Leather logo shirt. Got in paid my entrance fee and headed to teh back of the house and the entry to the backyard. Stripped down to my jungle camo jockstrap and my boots and headed out to see what was going on. the usual group was hulded by the bonfire talking, laughing and drinking a few beers. I gave my hellos and headed to the play space.
It was kind of quiet when i first got back there most people were milling and around and checking each other out. i don't ever see much because it's dark and i normally don't have my glasses on or my contacts, god forbid i loose one in there. check out all the dark corners didn't see much to grab my attention and kept exploring. the usual porn was playing on the tvs thoughout the maze. There were a group of guys jacking off in the of the lited public play spaces. nothing to exciting. The two slings were empty and a few guys were lined up against the way just grabbing at people nipples as they walked by.
i decided to check out the room with the St. Andrew's Cross. i walked through the black rubber curtain and standing there was a guy about 5'11" Hairy all over well muslced chest and arms AMAZING legs and just wearing a pair of combat boots. one guy was all ready busy working over his stiffy with his mouth. The Muscle bear gave me that look of what's up fucker. i stood at the entrance of the room just playing with nips and rubbing my cock under my jock for a few minutes. than the bear moved his in a way saying come over here boy. i stood beside him and pushed my head into his pits and than told me to lick them. I said yes SIR! after a some enjoying those he pushed me towards his nips and without him saying anything i yelled Yes SIR!!! i got to work on those in no time. by this time i'm standing at full attention and he starts working my cock with his hand. i totally forgot the guy on his knees until he slid behind me and starting giving me a rimjob.
then the bear forces me down on me knees. i lick his inner thigh, i love guys with big legs, and see his throbbing cock. naturally i'm drawn to it, and before too long i'm taking in mouthful after mouthful of bearmeat. the guy who was giving me a rim job asks if i like poppers and i say yeah and he gives me a big hit and my mind is spinning. next think i know the muscle guy is pulling me up but forces my head between his legs. without a word he whacks my bare ass with his hand. I yell Thank You SIR! he does it again. I say more SIR! the guy with the poppers comes around and gives me another hit and the muscle god keeps slapping my ass with all his might. with each slap i full him grab my cheeks and pull them apart. i hear others walk into the room but i can't see or how many because i'm facing the wall. I can here cause jacking off as this is going on. Someone braves up to the force of the hits i'm reciving and sticks his dick in my ass. at this point i'm fucked and spanked at the same time. i'm just in heaven. i think the first guy blows his load and than pulls out and another guy moves in to take his place. this goes on for a good half an hour before i feel the muscle bear stop and just starts rubbing my ass repeating good boy over and over again. he lits me kneel down and releases my head from between his legs and asks of i'm thirsty. i say YES SIR! he puts his cock in my face, i suck on it and he lets go. i take in as much as i can and trying my hardest trying not to let any of his piss fall out. after he's done with that he pulls me up and starts making out with me as he fingers my hole. i keep hoping that he'll take his turn with it. he just smiles at me and says good boy and walks out.
i find a mirror and my ass is bright red. i smile. i find a couple other guys to fuck with than decide it's getting late and head home.
the next day my ass is totally black and blue... stays that way for a good two weeks.

wow! thats all i can say

ehuffnsd said:

You were supposed to tell a funny story, not an exciting one!!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

oh! my bad!

umm i flew up to Daddy's Novice project of the SF House of the Sisters of Perpetual Induglence. At the bar i'm waiting for him and he walks up to me and hands me his purse and says, "Here hold Daddy's purse."
we got back to his play started to strip and wanted to go at it. He was so drunk that he forgot that he still had his white face on.

brownsugar said:

You can say more than "wow" but you're being a lady

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

definitely, it made me blush.

ok one time when i was partying i was with my friend Ted aka Kevin Williams 80s porn superstud blonde bottom.

we were at normdstorms and he had to pick up his tuxeduo for the GayVn awards. the guy in the tux department reconginized him and Ted pulled me into the dressing room and we went at it in there was the guy who worked there stood gaurd making sure no one came in.
[Edited 3/29/06 13:12pm]

ehuffnsd said:

funny, not exciting!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I guess i can't please everyone

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I guess i can't please everyone