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PrintableSupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: IstenSzek said: I saw the movie "Hostel" a few weeks ago, and I think that there was a scene with just such an action in it  
We made that movie! And the giant cutout ad in our lobby is of the guy holding a chainsaw in his lap. Remove that chainsaw and it is straight out a gay porn ad. I mean look at this picture: 
 lol, that was the first thing I had to think of too when I saw that ad for the first time. It kinda sparked some of my interest in going to see the movie  and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:
We made that movie! And the giant cutout ad in our lobby is of the guy holding a chainsaw in his lap. Remove that chainsaw and it is straight out a gay porn ad. I mean look at this picture:
lol, that was the first thing I had to think of too when I saw that ad for the first time. It kinda sparked some of my interest in going to see the movie I get horny every time I pass it in the lobby 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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cborgman said: a "just to annoy the haters" bump
They can't stand that we are good at everything we do Even our threads are through the roof
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truthhurts said:
if you want to play this "innocent" thing, just don't come in here no more  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: truthhurts said:
if you want to play this "innocent" thing, just don't come in here no more So when are we hooking up so we can tell our story. It would be hot how you can tell your story how a straight man like me turned and treated you like a woman. You would love me honey. Since you in California somewhere and I am in Las Vegas behind the stratosphere casino where i live, we can hook up!  What you say baby?
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in honor of the haters...
the jesus story BIG ASS WARNING: if a combination of religion and sex and sacrilidge offends you, for the love of god, STOP READING! I'm freaking serious. i am a spiritual person who believes that very little is too scared to make a joke about, but seriously... STOP READING okay... so, for a while in high school, i was fucking this guy. i can't remember his name anymore, but we had a purely sexual relationship. and we quickly found we both had a taste for the bizarre. the more taboo and weird the sex was, the better. some of the tamer stuff included fucking in a graveyard against tombstones, ect. he was also a musician, and one time i asked, post-fuck, why he never played his guitar for me. so he started to put clothes on, but i told him not to. he went and sat on the chair across the bed, and started to play. i listened for a bit, and then got horny (i have a thing for musicians) again. i slid off the bed to my hands and knees and crawled to him, and started blowing him. he tried to put the guitar aside, but i put it back on his lap and said "keep playing. everytime you fuckup, i am going to bite your dick" so he kept playing, trying to focus on the guitar instead of the blowjob. he fucked up once, and i bit his dick, but he played pretty well untill he came. (no bites for that) another time, we were going at it really hard. he had me on my back, and was on top and inside me. he was fucking me pretty hard and fast, and with my legs above my head and in exstacy, i got a little dizzy. i looked up at his face at one point, and his long brown wavy hair was coming down at my face. the only light in the room was one of those dish lamps on the ceiling, which was behind his head. because he was backlit, i couldn't really see his face, only his hair and the pattern of light emitting from behind his head like a halo. "HOLY SHIT, YOU LOOK LIKE JESUS LIKE THAT" I yelled, followed by the obligatory and now very dirrty erotic "FUCK ME, JESUS!!" we both almost immediatly came. so we further explored the religious fetish i had. oh, god, i can't believe i am telling this. this is sooooo not who i am anymore. i was in a theatre company at that point, and we were cleaning out the costume loft one day. i stumbled across an oversized wooden rosary that god only knows what show they used it for. i immediatly put it in my backpack, and as soon as we were done for the day , i RAN to his house. he bound my hands with it, took a picture off the wall, and strung the rosary binding me to the nail. and then fucked me like i have rarely been fucked, and the jesus themed dirty mid-fuck phrases were beyond compare. ----- just want to remind you that i am no longer this kind of a person, but there ya go. that oughtta get some hater-panties in a big ass bunch Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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truthhurts said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: if you want to play this "innocent" thing, just don't come in here no more So when are we hooking up so we can tell our story. It would be hot how you can tell your story how a straight man like me turned and treated you like a woman. You would love me honey. Since you in California somewhere and Iam in Las Vegas behind the stratosphere casino where i live, we can hook up! What you say baby?
[Edited 3/27/06 13:49pm] I'll play with a straigh boy. But the question is.... Can you handle my Jelly! 
This fake shockery aint foolin nobody. You love this chit 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: truthhurts said: So when are we hooking up so we can tell our story. It would be hot how you can tell your story how a straight man like me turned and treated you like a woman. You would love me honey. Since you in California somewhere and Iam in Las Vegas behind the stratosphere casino where i live, we can hook up! What you say baby?
[Edited 3/27/06 13:49pm] I'll play with a straigh boy. But the question is.... Can you handle my Jelly!
This fake shockery aint foolin nobody. You love this chit No, can you handle my smoke sausage here!! Most girls can't and they scream. I think i would mangle you jelly and knock teeth out of your mouth with my piece here. You want to take it on. I am straight boy. Like i stated earlier, God made man to fuck, not be fuck, and I fuck girls! But in your case, i want to punish you with mines. Thats why i know you, cborgman, or any of you can't handle mines [Edited 3/27/06 14:05pm] | |
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Now this thread's at 800+ posts, can someone summarise what it's about for me? I can't be bothered reading it.
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cborgman said: in honor of the haters...
the jesus story BIG ASS WARNING: if a combination of religion and sex and sacrilidge offends you, for the love of god, STOP READING! I'm freaking serious. i am a spiritual person who believes that very little is too scared to make a joke about, but seriously... STOP READING okay... so, for a while in high school, i was fucking this guy. i can't remember his name anymore, but we had a purely sexual relationship. and we quickly found we both had a taste for the bizarre. the more taboo and weird the sex was, the better. some of the tamer stuff included fucking in a graveyard against tombstones, ect. he was also a musician, and one time i asked, post-fuck, why he never played his guitar for me. so he started to put clothes on, but i told him not to. he went and sat on the chair across the bed, and started to play. i listened for a bit, and then got horny (i have a thing for musicians) again. i slid off the bed to my hands and knees and crawled to him, and started blowing him. he tried to put the guitar aside, but i put it back on his lap and said "keep playing. everytime you fuckup, i am going to bite your dick" so he kept playing, trying to focus on the guitar instead of the blowjob. he fucked up once, and i bit his dick, but he played pretty well untill he came. (no bites for that) another time, we were going at it really hard. he had me on my back, and was on top and inside me. he was fucking me pretty hard and fast, and with my legs above my head and in exstacy, i got a little dizzy. i looked up at his face at one point, and his long brown wavy hair was coming down at my face. the only light in the room was one of those dish lamps on the ceiling, which was behind his head. because he was backlit, i couldn't really see his face, only his hair and the pattern of light emitting from behind his head like a halo. "HOLY SHIT, YOU LOOK LIKE JESUS LIKE THAT" I yelled, followed by the obligatory and now very dirrty erotic "FUCK ME, JESUS!!" we both almost immediatly came. so we further explored the religious fetish i had. oh, god, i can't believe i am telling this. this is sooooo not who i am anymore. i was in a theatre company at that point, and we were cleaning out the costume loft one day. i stumbled across an oversized wooden rosary that god only knows what show they used it for. i immediatly put it in my backpack, and as soon as we were done for the day , i RAN to his house. he bound my hands with it, took a picture off the wall, and strung the rosary binding me to the nail. and then fucked me like i have rarely been fucked, and the jesus themed dirty mid-fuck phrases were beyond compare. ----- just want to remind you that i am no longer this kind of a person, but there ya go. that oughtta get some hater-panties in a big ass bunch Oh my GOD, what kind of person is you!! | |
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cborgman said: the jesus story
I need a fan. Or something. Goodness. goodness. |
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truthhurts said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: I'll play with a straigh boy. But the question is.... Can you handle my Jelly!
This fake shockery aint foolin nobody. You love this chit No, can you handle my smoke sausage here!! Most girls can't and they scream. I think i would mangle you jelly and knock teeth out of your mouth with my piece here. You want to take it on. I am straight boy. Like i stated earlier, God made man to fuck, not be fuck, and I fuck girls! But in your case, i want to punish you with mines. Thats why i know you, cborgman, or any of you can't handle mines [Edited 3/27/06 14:05pm] well, tell ya what. show us how big the sausage is, and i'll tell ya if i can handle it or not. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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truthhurts said: cborgman said: in honor of the haters...
the jesus story BIG ASS WARNING: if a combination of religion and sex and sacrilidge offends you, for the love of god, STOP READING! I'm freaking serious. i am a spiritual person who believes that very little is too scared to make a joke about, but seriously... STOP READING okay... so, for a while in high school, i was fucking this guy. i can't remember his name anymore, but we had a purely sexual relationship. and we quickly found we both had a taste for the bizarre. the more taboo and weird the sex was, the better. some of the tamer stuff included fucking in a graveyard against tombstones, ect. he was also a musician, and one time i asked, post-fuck, why he never played his guitar for me. so he started to put clothes on, but i told him not to. he went and sat on the chair across the bed, and started to play. i listened for a bit, and then got horny (i have a thing for musicians) again. i slid off the bed to my hands and knees and crawled to him, and started blowing him. he tried to put the guitar aside, but i put it back on his lap and said "keep playing. everytime you fuckup, i am going to bite your dick" so he kept playing, trying to focus on the guitar instead of the blowjob. he fucked up once, and i bit his dick, but he played pretty well untill he came. (no bites for that) another time, we were going at it really hard. he had me on my back, and was on top and inside me. he was fucking me pretty hard and fast, and with my legs above my head and in exstacy, i got a little dizzy. i looked up at his face at one point, and his long brown wavy hair was coming down at my face. the only light in the room was one of those dish lamps on the ceiling, which was behind his head. because he was backlit, i couldn't really see his face, only his hair and the pattern of light emitting from behind his head like a halo. "HOLY SHIT, YOU LOOK LIKE JESUS LIKE THAT" I yelled, followed by the obligatory and now very dirrty erotic "FUCK ME, JESUS!!" we both almost immediatly came. so we further explored the religious fetish i had. oh, god, i can't believe i am telling this. this is sooooo not who i am anymore. i was in a theatre company at that point, and we were cleaning out the costume loft one day. i stumbled across an oversized wooden rosary that god only knows what show they used it for. i immediatly put it in my backpack, and as soon as we were done for the day , i RAN to his house. he bound my hands with it, took a picture off the wall, and strung the rosary binding me to the nail. and then fucked me like i have rarely been fucked, and the jesus themed dirty mid-fuck phrases were beyond compare. ----- just want to remind you that i am no longer this kind of a person, but there ya go. that oughtta get some hater-panties in a big ass bunch Oh my GOD, what kind of person is you!! the kind that wants you, big boy. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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CarrieMpls said: cborgman said: the jesus story
I need a fan. Or something. Goodness. goodness. i used to be all kinds of an evil ho. now i am all kinds of vanilla boredom. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said: CarrieMpls said: I need a fan. Or something. Goodness. goodness. i used to be all kinds of an evil ho. now i am all kinds of vanilla boredom.
Both are good. As long as you know what you are. |
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I see nothing wrong with the Jesus story God made sex, so how can he hate on it At least once in my life I need to have sex in a church 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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CarrieMpls said: cborgman said: i used to be all kinds of an evil ho. now i am all kinds of vanilla boredom.
Both are good. As long as you know what you are. all about the settling down with someone nice, adopting kids optimally, being monagamous suburbanite family. my crazy ho days are way behind me. did you read the threesome story in the spats thread, btw? Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said: truthhurts said: No, can you handle my smoke sausage here!! Most girls can't and they scream. I think i would mangle you jelly and knock teeth out of your mouth with my piece here. You want to take it on. I am straight boy. Like i stated earlier, God made man to fuck, not be fuck, and I fuck girls! But in your case, i want to punish you with mines. Thats why i know you, cborgman, or any of you can't handle mines [Edited 3/27/06 14:05pm] well, tell ya what. show us how big the sausage is, and i'll tell ya if i can handle it or not. I bet you was just waiting to tell that story didn't you! I tell you what, when i am studying for a test here in my apartment, why don't you get under the desk here and everytime i say the wrong answer you bite me while you going down on me. You will choke you know!! Also you think you can just tell me to show my girls' dream pipe on here. Guess again!!! | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: I see nothing wrong with the Jesus story
God made sex, so how can he hate on it At least once in my life I need to have sex in a church 
done that too. different guy though Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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truthhurts said: cborgman said: well, tell ya what. show us how big the sausage is, and i'll tell ya if i can handle it or not. I bet you was just waiting to tell that story didn't you! I tell you what, when i am studying for a test here in my apartment, why don't you get under the desk here and everytime i say the wrong answer you bite me while you going down on me. You will choke you know!! Also you think you can just tell me to show my girls' dream pipe on here. Guess again!!! okay e-mail it to me then. cause i am willing to bet you are big talk-small dick. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: I see nothing wrong with the Jesus story
God made sex, so how can he hate on it At least once in my life I need to have sex in a church
done that too. different guy though SHAME SHAME SHAME, never seen such wickedness before in all my reading, you need to be in vacation bible school learning the rules! | |
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cborgman said: truthhurts said: I bet you was just waiting to tell that story didn't you! I tell you what, when i am studying for a test here in my apartment, why don't you get under the desk here and everytime i say the wrong answer you bite me while you going down on me. You will choke you know!! Also you think you can just tell me to show my girls' dream pipe on here. Guess again!!! okay e-mail it to me then. cause i am willing to bet you are big talk-small dick. How I don't know you want take my email address and mail it to a bunch of choir boys and girls you pervert and said i did it. I am not ruining my life from being a lawyer for your obsession to see my vanilla dick that i know you want oh so bad! | |
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truthhurts said: cborgman said:
done that too. different guy though SHAME SHAME SHAME, never seen such wickedness before in all my reading, you need to be in vacation bible school learning the rules! maybe i should kneel and pray in front of you. you can dick-slap me everytime i do it wrong. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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truthhurts said: cborgman said: okay e-mail it to me then. cause i am willing to bet you are big talk-small dick. How I don't know you want take my email address and mail it to a bunch of choir boys and girls you pervert and said i did it. I am not ruining my life from being a lawyer for your obsession to see my vanilla dick that i know you want oh so bad! just as i though. small dick, big talk. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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truthhurts said: cborgman said:
done that too. different guy though SHAME SHAME SHAME, never seen such wickedness before in all my reading, you need to be in vacation bible school learning the rules! Where do you think he learned them in the first place  2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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