You might be right. Women without annoying ass issues are becoming harder and harder to find.

Spats said:

well
we're better off without you

True, i would interfere with all the issues, nonsense, and game playing. Can't have that.

Spats said:

of course not!
jesus, we have many hidden agendas to attend to!

...dumbass.

You meant it as a joke but it is true.lol

Spats said:

SammiJ said:

Soon he'll find out about our secret meetings too.

Abdul said:

Good point.. just hearing the title of her new album "oral fixation" makes me want to rip into her...


she could'nt talk though.. absolutely not.. dont like her singing

CarrieMpls said:

!!!

Those meetings would be something else wouldn't they.lol I am surprised no one has thought of that.

Spats said:

please note: i am laughing at you, rather than with you.
mmmkthnx.

hahahahahhhahahahhahahah edit.
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I know what you are trying to do. But it's not working. My thoughts on women are not laughable. They are closer to the truth than you would ever want to admit. I come across the women all the time.

Spats said:

no
no you don't
you have no right to transcend your beliefs onto me to try and make me feel ashamed to be a woman.
see, me, and the rest of the women here on the org, are way out of your league.
and that's why you're making it a point to slander women
to make yourself feel better.

you're just mad cuz we're immanent and you're not.

I am not slandering all women. Just the women that annoy the hell out of me. Which is the women with the issues i can't stand which seem to be more and more. I come across them all the time. And i doubt they are just in my city.

Spats said:

in the dating-zone?????

Spats said:

So we are all deluded and Spats has worked it all out.....hmmmmm..... wingnut

if the superstar is Wentworth Miller then, hell YEAH!!! anyone else...maybe.

Yes, in the dating zone. Ask anyone who is out in it. It's not pretty.

Spats said:

you're all alone, man.....all alone.....

Ahnold said:

And for good reason !

I'm not. There are millions of others in it too. Ask them about it.

Spats said:

might wanna try swimmin in a different pool perhaps, if you keep runnin into the same kinna women.

then again....prolly not. unless you try and change your views on women, you're a hopeless case.

Like where? There are only so many places you can go to look for single hot women. The clubs are the prime area.

Spats said:

there are a helluva lot more social places to go find/meet women than at the clubs, man. "single hot" women don't solely make their existance at the Shake n'Drank or wherever.

damn, no wonder you runnin outta places to find women...you prolly done met all the ones you gonna meet at all the clubs, over and over again.

Where else? They aren't hanging out at the libraries. Getting set up by friends has been a disaster.

Spats said:

well, instead of having your friends do the dirty work, why not look for 'em yourself? next time you go to the supermarket or something and you see a woman who looks good (and her boyfriend/s.o. ain't nearby), talk to her.



...balls. wtf am i doing giving fuckin woman-hunting tips to a straight guy? and for free, even?!!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Pity

Depends who it is, If I loved them I would.

I have been getting them to do the dirty work because i have been tired of doing all the approaching while the woman does the precious flower routine who wants to be pursued and deciding whether she will spend time with me.

A supermarket? Wouldn't that be weird? I would not want to be approached in a super market. And what would i say? I like your melons? Besides, i never see hot women in the supermarket when i am shopping. Just mothers with their kids, old people, a plain jane here and there. Nobody that makes you do a double take.