Are you short? Are you looking for a date? try these pick up lines for Elfs. N.B. Not suitable for Chucky impersonators


1."i'm down here!"

2."just because i've got bells on my feet doesn't mean i'm a sissy!"

3. "i was a lawn ornament for Barney"

4. I can get you off the naughty list!"

5."i have certain needs that can't be satisfies by working on toys"

6."I'm a magical being! Take off your bra!"

7. "It's not size that matters, babe!"

8. "i get a thimbleful of tequila into me and i tuen into a wild man"

9. " you'd look hot in a Raggedy Ann wig"

10. I can eat my wight in cocktail frankfurters!"
[Edited 12/8/05 17:31pm]