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PrintableChristopher said: littlemissG said: His self portrait, which like the portrait of Dorian Grey, ages instead of Prince. It's gruesome. The lack of sleep, abuse he dished out on himself and those around him, the experiments with substances, the wanton lust and sex all marked the picture. Prince noticed in the portrait that his hair was thin and grey as if probably should be after years of heavily applied heat and chemicals. Princed giggled. OH how he loves his portrait. Prince noticed the others were watching him and.... asked pookie to bring the limo round...we're all goin out for pizza! but,boss what 'bout the zombies!?!?@ "Haha" p laughed like he always has in the face of danger.and said psshh.....i got lazers and all kinds of futuristic shit you aint never even seen befo'! them zombies wont know what hit'em!" "someone put the music on...." unbenounced to everyone it was on shuffle.and it loaded up "sheena easton sugar walls" "oh shit!" pookie exclaimed! "my bad....." then it cued up the new britney....the more he tried to fix it the worse it got. finally when it landed on 1999 new master everyone in the room ran straight for the ipod trying to quickly change it."no time for that! everyone to the bat mobile" "wtf,you got a bat mobile!?" "haha "laughed p. "I got more than a sound track out of that movie.", said Prince show off his official Batman signal watch. "Everyone else had to send in six box tops from Fruity Pebbles to get this, NOT ME!!" Just then the tour bus pulled up. The door open and every piled inside. Prince directed the driver to take them downtown, when he spotted the driver's reflection in the mirror. "ZOMBIE!!" Prince dash for the door but the drive grab him from behind and pulled poor Prince unto his lap. The driver bit him on the cheek! Prince eyes widen and a strange transformation took place..... No More Haters on the Internet. | |
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OMG!! Prince started to dance. His dancing was stiffer than he was in the I Want To Be Your Lover video, but it did feature Larry taking off his jacket in a need orderly fashion just like Dex did, and playing a riff on the guitar. Larry said.... [Edited 11/16/07 18:16pm] No More Haters on the Internet. | |
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"I am Legend!
I will eat your children's brain's while they sleep, then they will purchase my back catalog!!" Prince realized even in his zombified state that Larry was pure evil and... No More Haters on the Internet. | |
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....and that in order to destroy Larry he had to strike at the heart of Larry's fear. He had to confront Larry with the one thing that Larry feared more than anything else in the world.
"Larry, I think you need to get a job and make your own way" Prince said. A loud explosion was heard and a puff of smoke was rising from the ground were Larry Graham had once stood, in his diabolical pose, with his sinister grin, stroking his unhealthily thick mustache. "Oh My God," you saved us all, Senator Larry Craig said stepping out from behind one of Prince's life sized gold statues of Patrick Duffy. All eyes turned to the Senator perplexed as to how he appeared there. Prince, being from Minneapolis had occasional 'run ins' with the creepy old guy at the Minneapolis Air Port, but never in his own home! Senator Craig looked around, and started to tap his feet.... | |
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Imago said: ....and that in order to destroy Larry he had to strike at the heart of Larry's fear. He had to confront Larry with the one thing that Larry feared more than anything else in the world.
"Larry, I think you need to get a job and make your own way" Prince said. A loud explosion was heard and a puff of smoke was rising from the ground were Larry Graham had once stood, in his diabolical pose, with his sinister grin, stroking his unhealthily thick mustache. "Oh My God," you saved us all, Senator Larry Craig said stepping out from behind one of Prince's life sized gold statues of Patrick Duffy. All eyes turned to the Senator perplexed as to how he appeared there. Prince, being from Minneapolis had occasional 'run ins' with the creepy old guy at the Minneapolis Air Port, but never in his own home! Senator Craig looked around, and started to tap his feet.... 
tap his feet to the sounds of a song titled "PFUnk" prince looked pleased but still wondered how the senator was even in the house? "I let him in...." a voice exclaimed 
"  richard!!! wtfff is this shit how did you get in here yourself,man?..." shouts an excited prince..he thne dials up the front security but nobody is answering...
"Hahaha"
"what do u want?! " shrills a terrified prince in a tone that sounds like someones mom in a horror film. well prince.... | |
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OMG | |
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 WTF?!?! Who brought this thread back from the dead??  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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just then a booming voice came over the loud speaker "aaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh"
prince covered his ears and richard simons covered his ass and ran away.Larry still stuck in the heart of prince's words slowly crawled back up. "baby brother what was that?" prince trembled in fear as he knew that sound and pointed in2 the sky. over the city came the shape of the symbol ship as it landed in front of them. the landing pad slowly came down and prince tried 2 cover his eyes cause he knew who was in the ship. Larry still looked puzzled trying 2 figure it out. Kfed ran away and headed in2 domino's 2 apply 4 a new job. the entry ramp fully opened up and out walked 2 individuals. both of them were the same height as prince. Larry recognized these individuals and yelled out, "NOOOOO i killed both of u!!!" "so u thought but u can never kill the funk!" said the 1st figure that had on a oversized hat with flowers on it and a scarf masking his face. "yeah larry u tried 2 kill us but we're back motherfucker!" said the man next 2 the masked man who looked like prince but with a patch in his head and slave written on his face prince kneeled down crying 2 larry "they're back!!!!" the masked man came over 2 prince and held a copy of planet earth in his hand and smacked prince upside the head with it "what the fuck is this shit?" the man with slave on his face held up his one eyed bass and held larry at bay.."that's right motherfucker ..the return of the bump squad is back!!!" prince sighed and began 2 say their names.... man, he has such an amazing body of music that it's sad to see him constrict it down to the basics. he's too talented for the lineup he's doing. estelle 81 | |
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L4OATheOriginal said: the masked man came over 2 prince and held a copy of planet earth in his hand and smacked prince upside the head with it "what the fuck is this shit?"
LOL! good one. |
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When suddenly a choir appeared. Fifty mena and woman were sing a gospel version of Starfish and Coffee. Prince was intrigued, he next considered giving the song a gospel flavor.
Everyone rocked and clapped to the beat until another booming voice came over the loud speaker "aaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh" Prince whinced because he knew another Prince was joining the other two. The newcomer said.... No More Haters on the Internet. | |
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littlemissG said: When suddenly a choir appeared. Fifty mena and woman were sing a gospel version of Starfish and Coffee. Prince was intrigued, he next considered giving the song a gospel flavor.
Everyone rocked and clapped to the beat until another booming voice came over the loud speaker "aaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh" Prince whinced because he knew another Prince was joining the other two. The newcomer said.... "WOOOOO!" "i was wearing purple before you was born...and LAVENDER!" it was little richard 
In case you didnt know im the orginator babies aint nobody greater!"...and this..this here is my bid headed lil nephew prince...Bevolati, got more head than he got body! hahaha" prince appualed and hardly amused asked what in the world he wanted cause he was interuptin the show! haha well i came over to tell you im recording a new album in your studio..make sure its clean and ready 8:30am monday i cant have no dirty studio honey make me madd!!!!! woo it does! and make sure you aint you got them twins in there either...cant stand them lil heffas thinkin they beyonce...i was BEYONCE BEFORE BEYONCE WAS BEYONCE!!! " just then the doorbell rang 
it was britney "hey y'all..." | |
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Christopher said: littlemissG said: When suddenly a choir appeared. Fifty mena and woman were sing a gospel version of Starfish and Coffee. Prince was intrigued, he next considered giving the song a gospel flavor.
Everyone rocked and clapped to the beat until another booming voice came over the loud speaker "aaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh" Prince whinced because he knew another Prince was joining the other two. The newcomer said.... "WOOOOO!" "i was wearing purple before you was born...and LAVENDER!" it was little richard
In case you didnt know im the orginator babies aint nobody greater!"...and this..this here is my bid headed lil nephew prince...Bevolati, got more head than he got body! hahaha" prince appualed and hardly amused asked what in the world he wanted cause he was interuptin the show! haha well i came over to tell you im recording a new album in your studio..make sure its clean and ready 8:30am monday i cant have no dirty studio honey make me madd!!!!! woo it does! and make sure you aint you got them twins in there either...cant stand them lil heffas thinkin they beyonce...i was BEYONCE BEFORE BEYONCE WAS BEYONCE!!! " just then the doorbell rang
it was britney "hey y'all..."  I think I just died and went to hell for reading this! surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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Little richard looked at britney and sang "tutty fruti wooooo...SHUT UP!"
tora tora slapped prince again with a copy of planet earth saying "wipe that shit ass grin off ur face!" prince cried "but she's pretty she's all i ever wanted in a woman!" Tafkap had 2 laugh at this moment "brother u keep going from trash 2 trailer trash don'tcha? 1st it was mani now u want britney?!!!" "hey lay off my baby brother he's confused", said larry. "i'll say he's confused", chimed in little richard "i was confused b4 he was confused wooooo SHUT UP!" britney tried 2 walk over 2 prince but she stumbled as it appeared drunk or high "oops paris..ahh lindsey..oh what's ur name again? Oh prince! i want u! i'll b a slave 4 u!" tora tora stuck his leg out and tripped her busting her front teeth on the parking lot... man, he has such an amazing body of music that it's sad to see him constrict it down to the basics. he's too talented for the lineup he's doing. estelle 81 | |
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 wish U were here baby, on me--
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Britney wobbled as she stood. Looking at her two front teeth in her hand said,
"THIS IS GREAT!!! Now I can feed my baby like a mama bird!" To demostrate see took a saltine cracker out of her pocket chewed it and pushed the goo through her new gap. "The custody judge is going let me have my baby now! Thanks!" The group was stunned as Britney took a swig of Jack Daniels, ran to the nearest car, broke the window, hot-wired it, and drove away like a bat out of heck. Prince was heart broken. He was ready for a new relationship, alas a strange one, but new and different with a fresh young thing like that. Prince turn to the group and said.... [Edited 12/20/07 10:43am] No More Haters on the Internet. | |
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Prince turn to the group and said....
‘I once had a dream, where clouds descended from the mountain and covered the valley like a blanket. And I was a giant and the clouds were my blanket and the valley was my bed, the mountain my pillow. I woke up in that bed and found the world fresh and alive with ideas. I got up and went on a journey through that world. It was empty of living things; I was all alone. Then I sighed; “I wished there was birdsong” and all of a sudden the skies were filled with feathers and birds swooped and swooped and their song was heard through the entire land. But I missed someone’s voice and said to myself; “I wish I had someone to talk to.” Nothing happened. And I realized that the earth is a presence I can always talk to. It’s why I love long walks.’ Britney said; ‘I just dream of darkness and inside this darkness a presence lives. She talks to me. She says filthy things. But I feel strangely at home.’ Then the door closed and she found herself all alone. | |
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"there goes my future baby mama!" 
and tora tora smacked prince upside the head again with a copy of planet earth "shut up fool, ur future baby mama was the mashed potato girl!!!" "hey i'm not gonna let u hit my baby brother like that anymore," larry said with a huff in his voice when tafkap whipped out a towel and started fanning him "oh lawd we done made big brother mad!!" then another voice came from inside the ship ..."what up motherfuckers!!!???" larry then trembled as he saw sonny t coming out "oh my god it's him!!!" man, he has such an amazing body of music that it's sad to see him constrict it down to the basics. he's too talented for the lineup he's doing. estelle 81 | |
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Sonny T raised his bass, played the a few verses of Sister and announced,
"I need to find the second funkiest white man in America." Prince was puzzled, "Eh...Why?" "Because that mother joker is on the org and has...." Poor Sonny T was stuck down by a lightening volt before he could finish. Prince sadden by Sonny's sudden departure resolve to find the second funkiest white man in America and finish whatever it was Sonny had in mind. "Get My Laptop!", Prince commanded and logged on to the org as.... No More Haters on the Internet. | |
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littlemissG said: Sonny T raised his bass, played the a few verses of Sister and announced,
"I need to find the second funkiest white man in America." Prince was puzzled, "Eh...Why?" "Because that mother joker is on the org and has...." Poor Sonny T was stuck down by a lightening volt before he could finish. Prince sadden by Sonny's sudden departure resolve to find the second funkiest white man in America and finish whatever it was Sonny had in mind. "Get My Laptop!", Prince commanded and logged on to the org as.... A loud noise erupted. "Shakalakaboom!". "What was that?" Prince yelled! "Aftershock!" replied the NPG. "Ain't that a witch? I think it's a cat!" Prince concurred, because a cat suddenly jumped up on his PC and began stealing his OrgNotes. 
"Bad Pussy!" yelled Prince, as he kicked the cat-thief's furry ass, HouseQuake style.  Then, he...[Edited 12/21/07 9:44am] wish U were here baby, on me--
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Called his attorneys.
"Listen man, I'm on that org site. [pause] Sounds great let's do it!" Prince hung up with a big smile on his face. Larry looked on curiously and asked what Prince was up to. "All in good Time, all in good time." Meanwhile..... No More Haters on the Internet. | |
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tora tora and tafkap stood over sonny's ashes. tora tora was pissed beyond all reasoning "that skinny motherfucker has done it now!"
"awww shit man what u gonna do?" tafkap asked "i'm gonna get on the telephone that's what I'm gonna do!" "who u gonna call?" "well it ain't gonna b the ghostbusters that's 4 sure!" tora tora pulls out his cellphone and starts dialing. "hello? yeah it's me! grab the piece of chicken out of ur mouth and listen. call up the homies, we got some websites 2 purchase 4 sho. it's gonna b a bad mama jamma up in this piece! he's doing what?! oh hell no buy that property now! he won't stand a chance against us!" As Tora Tora hung up the phone, tafkap started 2 smile and signaled the wild sign ... meanwhile ..somewhere in outta space ... man, he has such an amazing body of music that it's sad to see him constrict it down to the basics. he's too talented for the lineup he's doing. estelle 81 | |
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George Clinton was celebrating Christmas aboard the mothership baby.
"Me and the boy just delivered toys to all the good girls and boys!" "But George, we forgot Prince! I know he's JW and all but we can give him a non-christmas gift can't we?" George thought. "I've Gotta it Starchild! The perfect gift for the Purple Funkster! Set course for Mpls!!" A the speed of funk the mothership arrived and landed. Prince wasn't very surprised, he could feel the funk a light year away. The hatched opened, and out came a tall robot that said..... No More Haters on the Internet. | |
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"Klaatu barada nikto"
Prince nodded. "What does that mean Prince?" asked Little Richard. "It means ..... No More Haters on the Internet. | |
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"i'm crazy 4 the poom poom!"
"wooooo child!" screamed little richard "so am i!! wait ..shut up i prefer chocolate rain coming like thunder!!" Prince just rolled his eyes, "ur a mess" the robot chirped and beeped and spoke "Prince u r so wrong! this message is from the P-Funk mothership. Dr. funkenstein is suing u 4 using our franchise name in a song u wrote 2 bash ur loyal subjects on the internet!" "i didn't mean 2 do that. it was the websheriff that made me. I'm innocent" "sure u r" litte richard laughed, "now shut up and get me some chicken" Patti labelle came running over 2 prince "u got some chicken?!!!" "not now patti!" Tora Tora slapped prince upside the head again with the copy of Planet Earth, "yeah I know u don't have any chicken cause there is no chicken grease on this cd!!" Prince started jumping up and down acting like a little child (where is that gif of prince jumping up and down y'all?) The robot then sounded the horns .."the mothership connection is approaching"... man, he has such an amazing body of music that it's sad to see him constrict it down to the basics. he's too talented for the lineup he's doing. estelle 81 | |
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L4OATheOriginal said: "i'm crazy 4 the poom poom!"
"wooooo child!" screamed little richard "so am i!! wait ..shut up i prefer chocolate rain coming like thunder!!" Prince just rolled his eyes, "ur a mess" the robot chirped and beeped and spoke "Prince u r so wrong! this message is from the P-Funk mothership. Dr. funkenstein is suing u 4 using our franchise name in a song u wrote 2 bash ur loyal subjects on the internet!" "i didn't mean 2 do that. it was the websheriff that made me. I'm innocent" "sure u r" litte richard laughed, "now shut up and get me some chicken" Patti labelle came running over 2 prince "u got some chicken?!!!" "not now patti!" Tora Tora slapped prince upside the head again with the copy of Planet Earth, "yeah I know u don't have any chicken cause there is no chicken grease on this cd!!" Prince started jumping up and down acting like a little child (where is that gif of prince jumping up and down y'all?) The robot then sounded the horns .."the mothership connection is approaching"... UPTOWN? | |
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"Yes! Uptown where everybody's hot!" said Kfed, "I think I'll do a remake! What do ya think about that P?"
Prince had a blank expression on his face. The sky turned dark and the wind howled like a lost soul. Kfed shook with fear. The robot turned toward Kfed and stomped the fool down to a messy puddle of cheap liquor and borrowed bling. The sky cleared, the wind stopped, and Prince smiled and said..... No More Haters on the Internet. | |
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littlemissG said: Prince smiled and said.....
"i feel like having pizza..someone call pizzaslut! you think they deliver at this hr? " "I can check for you" 
prince: "Omf...." | |
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Christopher said: littlemissG said: Prince smiled and said.....
"i feel like having pizza..someone call pizzaslut! you think they deliver at this hr? " "I can check for you"
prince: "Omf...." "....what the hell do you want?"Prince asked Don't worry, I won't hurt you. I only want you to have some fun." [Edited 12/30/07 22:23pm] [Edited 12/30/07 22:25pm] | |
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Without a warning sirens went off and the entire room filled up with men dressed in CIA officer outfits.
Completely perplex Prince looked around to see Michael Chertoff holding what looked like a very large dildo in his hand. "Eeeinie Meeinie , Miny, Mo--I wonder where this body-massager will go?" Chertoff said with a grin on his face. He looked over with a smirk to the person standing beside him, who just happened to be... มีเพียงความว่างเปล่า  只有空虚 Dim ond gwacter 만 공허함이있다 唯一の虚しさがあります  There is only the void. | |
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