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endorphin74 said: FullLabios said: Vanity Smurf! the one who was always looking at himself in the mirror...lol
He's so gay!  that's why I like him so much  I got that with Hefty Smurf. I think they shag together. | |
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mochalox said: who are these kids with Gargamel?? Don't know but they're not his kids for sure (or the mama was damn hot!)
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gooeythehamster said: endorphin74 said: He's so gay! that's why I like him so much I got that with Hefty Smurf. I think they shag together. 
I heard hefty's a big ol' bottom | |
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endorphin74 said: gooeythehamster said: I got that with Hefty Smurf. I think they shag together.
I heard hefty's a big ol' bottom Dont spoil MY fantasies! | |
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The Sexual Adventures of the Smurfs 
http://www.hoboes.com/htm...urfs.shtml Smucking one day a year will help us identify any diseases we may transmit to one another, and keep them from spreading to the animals in the forest,” declaimed Papa Smurf. “Besides, it will give Smurfette a chance to rest.” Yes! Smurfette must rest. For, as everyone knows, Smurfette is the only female Smurf in the village, and after a full day of having vigorous, rabid sex with two hundred cunt-crazed little blue men, she needs a break. " _____ Up the ass! Down the throat! Backhand, forehand, underhand, in the armpit or behind the knee, the Smurfs erupt in a display of orgasmic prowess to shame the most devoted student of the Kama Sutra. Soon the street becomes hazardous to navigate (and navigate one must), as the square gets deeper and deeper in the collective come. Hour after hour, the orgy rampages on.... | |
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JediMaster said: Excerpt from the album by Funky Smurf: The Rainbow Smurfs
"With an accurate understanding of Papa Smurf and his law, they went about the work of smurfing a new village: The Rainbow Smurfs Just like the sun, the Rainbow Smurfs Rise Smurfing on, the wings of a Smurf Translation See Them Smurf, Smurf The covenant will be smurfed this time The Wise Smurf who understood the law that was smurfed down from smurf long ago reflected the true meaning to his smurfette, as she surrendered her smurfing of it into his smurfing she trusted he would smurf her in the right way. Her smurfs in subjection to her, she in subjection to the Wise Smurf and The Wise Smurf in subjection to Papa Smurf, and all of them in subjection to Smurf As prophesised, the Wise Smurf and his Smurfette were tempted by Gargamel. He knowing full well the Wise Smurf's love for Smurf, assimilated the Smurfette first. Quite naturally, chaos insued and she and five other smurfs were banished from the village forever Who is your real Papa? The Surfy one! The one who Smurfed from nothing, and yet from this one, everything smurfs, the one who commands your smurfette, with the simple phrase "not far now", everytime she says "is it much farther?" she gives birth to the son of smurf. Reproduction of a New Smurf, stand up! Organise!"  Is there any place of refuge one can flee from this insanity | |
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