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Thread started 06/09/03 5:59am

maybecabdriver

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MASTERBATION (in other words)

men or women, how many different ways can this action be described? jerkoff



simple example: choke the chicken


polish the rocket


wiggle the weasle



Are there any females that say these little funny one liners?
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even though they say your paranoid ... omfg

it doesn't mean they're not watching
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Reply #1 posted 06/09/03 6:04am

langebleu

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Masturbation
ALT+PLS+RTN: Pure as a pane of ice. It's a gift.
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Reply #2 posted 06/09/03 6:08am

IstenSzek

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www.jackinworld.com


if you have any gusto left after tryin all these methods
you might wanna think about starting your own movieshow.
and true love lives on lollipops and crisps
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Reply #3 posted 06/09/03 6:11am

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IstenSzek said:

www.jackinworld.com


if you have any gusto left after tryin all these methods
you might wanna think about starting your own movieshow.





omfg falloff
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Reply #4 posted 06/09/03 6:16am

bluesaifon

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4 women...kit-kat shuffle
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Reply #5 posted 06/09/03 6:26am

pejman

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SPANK THE monkey
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Reply #6 posted 06/09/03 6:54am

Joshy

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jerkin the gerkin

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Reply #7 posted 06/09/03 8:48am

applekisses

When you're in Michigan you can put up your left hand and say you have a date with Mr. Michigan smile
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Reply #8 posted 06/09/03 8:53am

maybecabdriver

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langebleu said:

Masturbation






hmmm how creative, thanks for your input biggrin
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even though they say your paranoid ... omfg

it doesn't mean they're not watching
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Reply #9 posted 06/09/03 8:54am

maybecabdriver

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applekisses said:

When you're in Michigan you can put up your left hand and say you have a date with Mr. Michigan smile






lol
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even though they say your paranoid ... omfg

it doesn't mean they're not watching
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Reply #10 posted 06/09/03 9:11am

Aannastesia

pound the porpoise... fishslap

beat your meat...

yank your crank...
heart life heart Sexy heart u all
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Reply #11 posted 06/09/03 9:39am

pejman

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jack off, jerk off, pull my chain, play with my dingaling,
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Reply #12 posted 06/09/03 9:40am

pejman

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pound my pud
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Reply #13 posted 06/09/03 9:40am

pejman

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stroke daddy longstroke
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Reply #14 posted 06/09/03 10:37am

CAMILLE4U

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In Australia there are speacil rolled up matresses U can buy called Swags. Kind of like a cross between a matress and a sleeping bag. The guys that used to make them back in the day used to get loneily on the job, so at night they would pleasure themselves by... well using the rolled up Swags they would pleasure themselves. The Swagers called this "Waltzing Matilder"

And for many years after Australians would stand at sporting events singing a song which translated into English means...

"Shagging a matress, Shagging a matress
U go a shagging a matress with me" lol

...from what I've been told this is completely true!

So mine is "Waltzing Matilder"
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Reply #15 posted 06/09/03 10:42am

namasteluv

playing with my little man in the boat. Sounds like a good idea
lick
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Reply #16 posted 06/09/03 10:44am

CAMILLE4U

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Knocking one out / banging one out / cracking one off

(these ay only be used in England, I'm not sure)
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Reply #17 posted 06/09/03 10:45am

CAMILLE4U

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Serving the baby gravy.

(I love calling it that now! Baby Gravy, clasic)
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Reply #18 posted 06/09/03 11:43am

pejman

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CAMILLE4U said:

Knocking one out / banging one out / cracking one off

(these ay only be used in England, I'm not sure)

rubbing one out...
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Reply #19 posted 06/09/03 12:08pm

Paisley

For men: stroking the weiner. jerkoff
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Reply #20 posted 06/09/03 12:15pm

pejman

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Paisley said:

For men: stroking the weiner. jerkoff




Paisley your back. wave
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Reply #21 posted 06/09/03 12:18pm

Paisley

pejman said:

Paisley said:

For men: stroking the weiner. jerkoff




Paisley your back. wave

Hi Pej wave did ya miss me?
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Reply #22 posted 06/09/03 12:25pm

pejman

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Paisley said:

pejman said:

Paisley said:

For men: stroking the weiner. jerkoff




Paisley your back. wave

Hi Pej wave did ya miss me?






I was out all weekend but earkier this morning I came in to read some posts and I swear I felt your vibe. biggrin
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