...message over and over that you wanted to transform yourself into some sort of bizarre electrical murder demon, enter the phone line, find your way to the joint that you are calling and murder every single fucker in the whole joint for making you suffer through the shitty Kenny-G music and "thank you for calling" messages that play ad-infinitum until some fuck decides to answer the call and end your on-hold misery by telling you that they are not able to help you with your problem?

i like to masturbate while i'm on hold... and then when they finally get to me, ask them to hold while i finish up...

Yes.

IceNine said:

No, not really...

Yes...no...yes.

No.

july said:

You are lying.

SuperC said:

I know that I wasn't really harsh enough... can you give a better example?

AzureStar said:

Honesty is nice to see!

I am still on hold... 43 minutes thus far.

althom said:

Don't hold back... don't be indecisive... KILL!

EllisDee said:

Having a hard-on while Kenny G plays in the background is IMPOSSIBLE.

EllisDee said:

LMMFAO Dude that shit is too fuckin funny!!!

I don't use phones, or so rarely. I get my bf or coworker to do the calling and answering.

I it.

IceNine said:

my dick is invincible... he has not yet met a situation in which he could not produce hard-ons of epic proportions...

u know what's worse than on-hold muzak?



















on-hold muzak with those annoyin advertisements.

pejman said:

the trick is to groan very loudly as you release... just so that the people on the other end know it was good for you...

I can't say I've ever been quite THAT upset, Icenine, but I loved your run-on sentence thread title. It was like some sort of Sly & the Family Stone song title on crack.

Lammastide said:

I was going to keep that fucking sentence going for a few dozen more lines, but I got tired of it.

I love long sentences... they make me smile.



SEE^^^

IceNine said:

That was pretty harsh, deal with holdtime on a phone every day. I'm kinda numb to it(come to think of it i'm kinda numb period).

SuperC said:

Put the "Stay Hard" cream down, C...

IceNine said:

No. I hang up after the first 10 minutes...

july said:

What if you really need to talk to the fucking assholes? For instance, I have been on hold for an hour now... and I am going to keep fucking holding forever if I have to... these fuckers owe me cash.

The music they play while on hold is very important, if it is that annoying and aggravating, people WILL hang up and the company will lose potentail business.

IceNine said:

Me no need that shit. One of the few things i can count on. What you know about that creme ice, seeing how i never brought it up? :LOL:

SuperC said:

:LOL:

I was thinking of that Adam Sandler bit on one of his discs where the kids basketball team got some "Stay Hard" cream from Spencer's Gifts and ended up licking the basketballs and slamming their cocks in locker doors trying to come to some sort of conclusion.

Adam Sandler has the same sense of humor that I do... or vice-versa.

Motherfucker!

I really hate these fuckers... I have now been on hold for 1:34 minutes... I am finally fucking giving up.

These fucks say that they have 24 hour support... I am CERTAIN that they don't have a 1.5 hour hold time... these fucks are PURPOSELY not answering the phones. FUCKERS!

Goddamn it... I want to kill.

IceNine said:

think of all the masturbating you could have done in that time... ...

EllisDee said:

I am soo pissed off right now that I would probably beat my cock and nuts to death if I started whacking away on them. The walls would be covered with jizz, blood and corpus spongiosum.

IceNine said:

those are my favorite kind... ... once i was on hold so long and beat it so hard that i nearly blew my dick inside-out...