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PrintableBattierBeMyDaddy said: What do you think of Canada?
We like Canadians in Australia. They hate the Americans as much as we do.  | |
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Your daughter is cute. How did that happen?  -------
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Natsume said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: Have you ever swam naked in the ocean?
Did you ever get your mullet bitten off by a hammerhead shark whilst swimming naked in the ocean?  I've never seen a shark in the ocean before. Plus I have short hair. | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: Is your diet high in fiber/fibre?
No. | |
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Do you like meat in your lasagna? I can't stand that. -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: Does Kirby have a nice speaking voice?
Yeah! He just sounds normal...plus he doesn't slur his words too often.   | |
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Do I need a new avatar where Shane isn't so pink and purple? -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: How often do you watch pornography?
Every blue moon. | |
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Are you tired of my questions yet? -------
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althom said: I've got some time to kill...so anything you wanted to know about me or Australia, I'll try to answer for ya!
Have you stopped beating your roommate yet? Just a yes or no answer, please.  Please note: effective March 21, 2010, I've stepped down from my prince.org Moderator position. |
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moderatorBattierBeMyDaddy said: Your daughter is cute. How did that happen?
She got my looks...not her mums. | |
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How often do blue moons come? -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: Do you like meat in your lasagna? I can't stand that.
Yep! Love meat.  | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: Do I need a new avatar where Shane isn't so pink and purple?
Yes! He actually looks like a hobo.  | |
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How do fat people have sex? Especially when there are two obese ones coming together for relation purposes? -------
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matt said: althom said: I've got some time to kill...so anything you wanted to know about me or Australia, I'll try to answer for ya!
Have you stopped beating your roommate yet? Just a yes or no answer, please. No. | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: Are you tired of my questions yet?
I'm trying to keep up. Try putting them all on one post. | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: How do fat people have sex? Especially when there are two obese ones coming together for relation purposes?
They look for the wet spot.  | |
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No. Because after I hit post, I come up with a new one.
I really think half the fun is making you try to keep up! You're the one with time to kill.. Now, what do you think of Collingwood? -------
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althom said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: How do fat people have sex? Especially when there are two obese ones coming together for relation purposes?
They look for the wet spot. I thought they did it doggie style | |
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Should I deactivate my account when I come to my 6,666 posts in about, oh, 13 more posts? -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: No. Because after I hit post, I come up with a new one.
I really think half the fun is making you try to keep up! You're the one with time to kill.. Now, what do you think of Collingwood? I hate them with every inch of my body.  | |
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How many inches are on your body? -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: Should I deactivate my account when I come to my 6,666 posts in about, oh, 13 more posts?
Oooh! That's the devils number. | |
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Why do white australians hate aboriginals so much and why are most of the aboriginals so poor? | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: How many inches are on your body?
Lots! I'm about 6ft 1 inches. | |
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Australia was a penal colony. Were you aware of that? You're a god damn criminal! -------
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Janfriend said: Why do white australians hate aboriginals so much and why are most of the aboriginals so poor?
We don't...mmm...this is a very serious question. They mostly are poor, but they mostly live in the outback away from the city. This is a hard question to really answer for you...just that we all don't hate them. | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: Australia was a penal colony. Were you aware of that? You're a god damn criminal!
I'm a first generation Australian...so my parents weren't actually born here. That doesn't make me a criminal. | |
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althom said: Janfriend said: Why do white australians hate aboriginals so much and why are most of the aboriginals so poor?
We don't...mmm...this is a very serious question. They mostly are poor, but they mostly live in the outback away from the city. This is a hard question to really answer for you...just that we all don't hate them. I asked because I have a friend who studied abroad in Australia for a year and he said he was told not to speak to them and most of the people he knew said "we don't talk to them." He said they were discriminated against a little and he said some Australians were upset about Cathy Freeman being on the Olympic team | |
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