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PrintableNatsume said: Would you UPS a koala to me? I think they're so cute.
 Ok! 
I could send you a stuffed one. | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: Have you ever swam naked in the ocean?
Did you ever get your mullet bitten off by a hammerhead shark whilst swimming naked in the ocean? I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Do you play any musical instruments? -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: Have you ever been fat?
You should see my baby photo's.  | |
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How do fat people stay afloat? -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: Have you ever swam naked in the ocean?
The ocean...no! But I have skinny diped in a lake. | |
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althom said: Natsume said: Would you UPS a koala to me? I think they're so cute.
Ok!
I could send you a stuffed one. OHMYGOD YOU ARE SO CRUEL! I don't want you to go kill one and stuff it for me. 
Oh, riiight.  I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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althom said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: Have you ever been fat?
You should see my baby photo's. NO  | |
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Are most Aussies wrinkly, freckly, and saggy by the time they're 30-40 due to lots of exposure to the sun? -------
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How many times a day do you empty your bowels?
I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: What do your fingers look like?
All ten of them are big and long. | |
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Why are your $20 dollar bills Orange?  and seem to contain plastic?
Are you really in Australia? or Toledo Ohio? I'll take my answers off the air... Thank you... btw... Great show.. Larry... | |
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What do you figure mrdespues looks like in the nekkid? -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: Do you play any musical instruments?
I used to play the guitar and the trumpet. | |
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What is the nastiest thing you've ever eaten? -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: Are most Aussies wrinkly, freckly, and saggy by the time they're 30-40 due to lots of exposure to the sun?
No...that just people in Kentucky. | |
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althom said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: Do you play any musical instruments?
I used to play the guitar and the trumpet. You skipped my question!  I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: How do fat people stay afloat?
Air! | |
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What do you think of Canada? -------
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Natsume said: How many times a day do you empty your bowels?
Usually once a day! | |
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What do you think of Collingwood? -------
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Is your diet high in fiber/fibre? -------
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july said: Long time listener, first time caller. Am I on the air?... Okay cool...
Why are your $20 dollar bills Orange? and seem to contain plastic?
Are you really in Australia? or Toledo Ohio? I'll take my answers off the air... Thank you... btw... Great show.. Larry... I don't know why they made it orange...all our notes are a different colour. Yes...I'm really in Australia. | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: What do you figure mrdespues looks like in the nekkid?
I don't think about that.  | |
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Does Kirby have a nice speaking voice? -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: What is the nastiest thing you've ever eaten?
Ummm...probably when my wife cooked pasta using expired ingrediants.  | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: Is your diet high in fiber/fibre?
Not if he is only pooping once a day!! I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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How often do you watch pornography? -------
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Natsume said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: Have you ever swam naked in the ocean?
Did you ever get your mullet bitten off by a hammerhead shark whilst swimming naked in the ocean? I have short hair...plus I haven't ever seen a shark in the ocean before. | |
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