The next morning, she playfully says, "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my boobs size 44."

There is a flash of light, and her boobs grow to enormous proportions.

She runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return.

The husband crosses his fingers and says, "Mirror, mirror, on the door, make my penis touch the floor."

There's a flash of light, and both of his legs fall off.

Now, that's funny!

[Edited 11/11/16 8:02am]

That worked out better for her than the first time she mentioned having bigger boobs. I remember it like it was yesterday.........

The woman told her husband, "I wish I had bigger boobs. Do we have enough money to get me a boob job?"

Her husband said, "No, but it doesn't matter. All we need is toilet paper. Here, rub this toilet paper on your boobs and in no time they will grow tremendously".

The wife said, "What? How does rubbing toilet paper on my boobs make them grow?"

"I don't know," said the husband. "But it sure worked on your ass."

RodeoSchro said:

That worked out better for her than the first time she mentioned having bigger boobs. I remember it like it was yesterday.........

The woman told her husband, "I wish I had bigger boobs. Do we have enough money to get me a boob job?"

Her husband said, "No, but it doesn't matter. All we need is toilet paper. Here, rub this toilet paper on your boobs and in no time they will grow tremendously".

The wife said, "What? How does rubbing toilet paper on my boobs make them grow?"

"I don't know," said the husband. "But it sure worked on your ass."

RodeoSchro said:

That worked out better for her than the first time she mentioned having bigger boobs. I remember it like it was yesterday.........

The woman told her husband, "I wish I had bigger boobs. Do we have enough money to get me a boob job?"

Her husband said, "No, but it doesn't matter. All we need is toilet paper. Here, rub this toilet paper on your boobs and in no time they will grow tremendously".

The wife said, "What? How does rubbing toilet paper on my boobs make them grow?"

"I don't know," said the husband. "But it sure worked on your ass."

RodeoSchro said:

That worked out better for her than the first time she mentioned having bigger boobs. I remember it like it was yesterday.........

The woman told her husband, "I wish I had bigger boobs. Do we have enough money to get me a boob job?"

Her husband said, "No, but it doesn't matter. All we need is toilet paper. Here, rub this toilet paper on your boobs and in no time they will grow tremendously".

The wife said, "What? How does rubbing toilet paper on my boobs make them grow?"

"I don't know," said the husband. "But it sure worked on your ass."

ROFL!