Thed new Star Wars movie is specatacular save for one thing. No cows in the movie at all. There should be cows in every movie and this was a horrible slight by human director JJ Abrams.

This can be made up in a sequel that is centered around cows with a cow hero who has the cow force and defeats a villan named Cowlo Ren (actually a horse dressed up like a cow since horses suck).

It could be called: Cow Wars: The Horse is Vacant

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i think the *real* story behind why cows are missing from the movie is that the truth is actually too humiliating for mankind to admit.

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you see, according to a cowspiracy i heard recently, there was a 1907 cow moon landing, the ACowLo 1, which launched from cowbellgium, an alleged country which may have been annexed by belgium after the second world war.

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anyway, here is a picture of the cow moon landing. the truth is out there!

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[Edited 12/18/15 14:01pm]

yes virginia, there have been cows on the Mooooooooonnnnnnnnn!!!!!!

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XxAxX gets it. Why can't all humans be as perceptive?

Cow said:

XxAxX gets it. Why can't all humans be as perceptive?

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oh, i get it all right! and it's time for the oppression to end! for example look at this blatantly discriminatory mis-advertising of the movie below.

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i see the "space" in space cowboy, i see the "boy" in space cowboy, but where is the promised "cow" as in space-cow-boy?

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doesn't a boy astride a horse = 'horseboy? frankly, imo horses are great on terra firma but cows have that little extra oooomph! that something one needs in a weightless environment

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anyway i only see the gratuitous use of an attractive word like 'cow' on that picture and then no cow to be seen.

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PREACH, my wise human friend. Where is the cow? Cowboy my 300 pound butt, I see no cow. Whar are cow-ards considered scared and weak...shouldn't it be horse-ards. The word cow has been abused for too long. Cows should be in every movie. And humans, for the love of all that is good and decent start warming up your hands before you touch our udders.

XxAxX said:

Cow said:

XxAxX gets it. Why can't all humans be as perceptive?

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oh, i get it all right! and it's time for the oppression to end! for example look at this blatantly discriminatory mis-advertising of the movie below.

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i see the "space" in space cowboy, i see the "boy" in space cowboy, but where is the promised "cow" as in space-cow-boy?

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doesn't a boy astride a horse = 'horseboy? frankly, imo horses are great on terra firma but cows have that little extra oooomph! that something one needs in a weightless environment

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anyway i only see the gratuitous use of an attractive word like 'cow' on that picture and then no cow to be seen.

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check this out: yes aNOTher case of bait and switch. again with the space-cow-boy advert and yet.... no cows.

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i don't know about you but the way seems clear to me. we need to start a moovement, a class action lawsuit.

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no cowpresentation without cowpensation!

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i'm sure there is a perfectly reasonable explanation for this apparently compromising photograph. maybe the cow needed milking and some type of unanticipated gravity well skewed things around a bit? maybe it was just a case of ships passing in the night? who am i to judge? i've never been on a space station for any great length of time. things can happen up there and it's no one's fault. i certainly hope it is not another example of cowxploitation

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XxAxX said:

yes virginia, there have been cows on the Mooooooooonnnnnnnnn!!!!!!

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when you think about it and realize

THE MOON IS MADE OUTTA CHEESE

i believe that before they came to earth

they created a ball of milk so when they

transported their young they could replenish

before reachin here....

they simply stopped carin for it and it curdled

since they have become the main ingredient

in a hamberger they refuse to speak on the

whole space issue...

that's kinda shady ain't it?

KingBAD said:

XxAxX said:

yes virginia, there have been cows on the Mooooooooonnnnnnnnn!!!!!!

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when you think about it and realize

THE MOON IS MADE OUTTA CHEESE

i believe that before they came to earth

they created a ball of milk so when they

transported their young they could replenish

before reachin here....

they simply stopped carin for it and it curdled

since they have become the main ingredient

in a hamberger they refuse to speak on the

whole space issue...

that's kinda shady ain't it?

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yep. maybe that's what they referrin to when they say 'dark side of the mooon'

XxAxX said:

KingBAD said:

when you think about it and realize

THE MOON IS MADE OUTTA CHEESE

i believe that before they came to earth

they created a ball of milk so when they

transported their young they could replenish

before reachin here....

they simply stopped carin for it and it curdled

since they have become the main ingredient

in a hamberger they refuse to speak on the

whole space issue...

that's kinda shady ain't it?

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yep. maybe that's what they referrin to when they say 'dark side of the mooon'