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Thread started 03/06/15 6:55am

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A Blonde Walks Into A Library

She shouts, "I'd like a hamburger and fries, please."

The librarian says, "Ma'am, this is a library."

The blonde whispers quietly, "I'd like a hamburger and fries please." confused

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Reply #1 posted 03/06/15 6:56am

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lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

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Reply #2 posted 03/06/15 7:28am

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lol
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Reply #3 posted 03/06/15 8:06am

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lol lol lol

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Reply #4 posted 03/06/15 11:50am

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Reply #5 posted 03/06/15 2:20pm

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Me, too. burger

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Reply #6 posted 03/06/15 3:58pm

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sofritas taco from chipotle for me. drool

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Reply #7 posted 03/06/15 9:30pm

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hmmm Why was that funny? Still not explaining why she ordered in the library. hmmm

I'll let you know when I get it. neutral

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Reply #8 posted 03/06/15 11:54pm

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wildgoldenhoney said:

hmmm Why was that funny? Still not explaining why she ordered in the library. hmmm

I'll let you know when I get it. neutral

Presumably because she's a dumb blonde. The premise is that she's so dumb she thinks the problem with what she said is her volume. She knows you're supposed to be quiet in a library. What's lost on her is the purpose of a library-- as she probably never made use of one.

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Reply #9 posted 03/08/15 7:45pm

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LOL! i LOVE dumb blonde jokes!

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Reply #10 posted 03/09/15 1:36pm

CharismaDove

lol I love blondes

Maybe eye do, just not like eye did before pimp2
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Reply #11 posted 03/09/15 2:38pm

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whodknee said:

wildgoldenhoney said:

hmmm Why was that funny? Still not explaining why she ordered in the library. hmmm

I'll let you know when I get it. neutral

Presumably because she's a dumb blonde. The premise is that she's so dumb she thinks the problem with what she said is her volume. She knows you're supposed to be quiet in a library. What's lost on her is the purpose of a library-- as she probably never made use of one.

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Mmm I kinda got all that, but the question still remains. Did the building look like a fast food joint? What made her wander into the library in the first place and think that she could order food from there?

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Or maybe I'm being blonde right now because I'm not getting it. sad

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Reply #12 posted 03/09/15 2:39pm

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And are we sure she walked into the library and not used a mobile scooter instead?

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Reply #13 posted 03/09/15 2:40pm

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lol

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Reply #14 posted 03/09/15 6:21pm

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Reply #16 posted 03/09/15 7:21pm

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Reply #18 posted 03/09/15 7:50pm

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Reply #19 posted 03/09/15 7:50pm

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Reply #20 posted 03/09/15 7:54pm

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"And that's one burger, with fries a coke and a copy of Charles Dickens' Great Expectations, to go"






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Reply #21 posted 03/09/15 8:02pm

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"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato

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Reply #22 posted 03/09/15 8:09pm

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Used to Go to Burger King for Cheeseburgers. Now mainlines them at Library.








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Reply #23 posted 03/09/15 8:11pm

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[Edited 3/9/15 20:13pm]

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Reply #24 posted 03/09/15 8:15pm

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"Do Books have any Trans Fats???"




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Reply #25 posted 03/09/15 8:24pm

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The day Mrs. Solberg said "Forget book reports, who wants a Cheeseburger?"



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Reply #26 posted 03/09/15 8:28pm

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Reply #27 posted 03/09/15 8:32pm

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Got book from library. Still can't figure out why it's called a "Ham" burger.




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Reply #28 posted 03/09/15 8:35pm

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"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato

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Reply #29 posted 03/10/15 2:43am

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...LOL....That Blonde better be glad there were no Bruhs around..We would have given her PLENTY of Hamburgers & Hotdogs..It would've been a sandwich she'd never forget...

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