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A Blonde Walks Into A Library She shouts, "I'd like a hamburger and fries, please." The librarian says, "Ma'am, this is a library." The blonde whispers quietly, "I'd like a hamburger and fries please." | |
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i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT... STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE... | |
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Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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Me, too. "Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
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sofritas taco from chipotle for me. | |
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Why was that funny? Still not explaining why she ordered in the library. | |
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Presumably because she's a dumb blonde. The premise is that she's so dumb she thinks the problem with what she said is her volume. She knows you're supposed to be quiet in a library. What's lost on her is the purpose of a library-- as she probably never made use of one. [Edited 3/6/15 23:57pm] | |
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LOL! i LOVE dumb blonde jokes! | |
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I love blondes Maybe do, just not like did before | |
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Mmm I kinda got all that, but the question still remains. Did the building look like a fast food joint? What made her wander into the library in the first place and think that she could order food from there? | |
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And are we sure she walked into the library and not used a mobile scooter instead? | |
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"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
https://youtu.be/CVwv9LZMah0 | |
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"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
https://youtu.be/CVwv9LZMah0 | |
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"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
https://youtu.be/CVwv9LZMah0 | |
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"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
https://youtu.be/CVwv9LZMah0 | |
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"And that's one burger, with fries a coke and a copy of Charles Dickens' Great Expectations, to go"
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"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
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Used to Go to Burger King for Cheeseburgers. Now mainlines them at Library. [Edited 3/9/15 20:20pm] | |
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[Edited 3/9/15 20:13pm] | |
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"Do Books have any Trans Fats???" | |
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The day Mrs. Solberg said "Forget book reports, who wants a Cheeseburger?" | |
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"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
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Got book from library. Still can't figure out why it's called a "Ham" burger. | |
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"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
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...LOL....That Blonde better be glad there were no Bruhs around..We would have given her PLENTY of Hamburgers & Hotdogs..It would've been a sandwich she'd never forget... | |
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