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Thread started 10/14/13 1:53pm

Gunsnhalen

A Columbus Day Story...

0_0 0_0 0-0 0_0 0-0 0_0 0_0. So... i come home from the gym. And i leave my front door unlocked for like 3 minutes as i change my clothes in my bedroom. I heard the front door open... and then this older Chinese guy walked in my room while i was half naked. And i was like 0_0 who the fuck are you? and he says ''oops wrong place'' and runs away. 0_0 0_0 0_0 0_0 0_0 i felt violated lol.

I was shocked at first by the stranger coming in my house. Then i realized what day it was! it' the national day of going into other peoples homes, lands, or territories and claiming it your own. It all makes sense now!

Happy Columbus Day you sick fucks!

[Edited 10/14/13 13:53pm]

Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener

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Reply #1 posted 10/14/13 1:59pm

PurpleJedi

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Reply #2 posted 10/14/13 2:04pm

Gunsnhalen

Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener

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Reply #3 posted 10/14/13 3:25pm

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What's with you and being naked in front of Chinese people lol
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Reply #4 posted 10/14/13 7:12pm

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aardvark15 said:

What's with you and being naked in front of Chinese people lol

lol

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Reply #5 posted 10/14/13 8:02pm

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aardvark15 said:

What's with you and being naked in front of Chinese people lol

As long as it's pre-planned i don't mind batting eyes

Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener

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Reply #6 posted 10/15/13 9:42am

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Gunsnhalen said:



aardvark15 said:


What's with you and being naked in front of Chinese people lol

As long as it's pre-planned i don't mind batting eyes


What if you're doing jumping jacks along with being naked?
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Reply #7 posted 10/15/13 11:58am

Gunsnhalen

BobGeorge909 said:

Gunsnhalen said:

As long as it's pre-planned i don't mind batting eyes

What if you're doing jumping jacks along with being naked?

Then they can see how my helicopter flies.

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Reply #8 posted 10/15/13 12:04pm

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Okay, I'm from Europe, this doesn't make any sense to me. whofarted nuts confuse disbelief
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Reply #9 posted 10/15/13 12:12pm

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SuperSoulFighter said:

Okay, I'm from Europe, this doesn't make any sense to me. whofarted nuts confuse disbelief


lol

Man walks into home uninvited...equated to Europeans walking into the Americas uninvited...right on Columbus Day (the American Holiday dedicated to the man who ushered in the European conquest).

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Reply #10 posted 10/15/13 12:30pm

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PurpleJedi said:



SuperSoulFighter said:


Okay, I'm from Europe, this doesn't make any sense to me. whofarted nuts confuse disbelief


lol

Man walks into home uninvited...equated to Europeans walking into the Americas uninvited...right on Columbus Day (the American Holiday dedicated to the man who ushered in the European conquest).


But if it wasn't for Christopher, none of you would be there! Here's a joke from one of my old English teaching books:
What did the Indians call America before Columbus?
Ours!
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Reply #11 posted 10/15/13 9:42pm

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SuperSoulFighter said:

PurpleJedi said:


lol

Man walks into home uninvited...equated to Europeans walking into the Americas uninvited...right on Columbus Day (the American Holiday dedicated to the man who ushered in the European conquest).

But if it wasn't for Christopher, none of you would be there! Here's a joke from one of my old English teaching books: What did the Indians call America before Columbus? Ours!


I would.

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