So Dex (as are most of us) is more active on FB these days than the org,

but I need to tell this story he posted...

Here goes....




This lady got on a bus, and the bus driver looked at her baby

and said, "That is the ugliest baby I have ever seen."

Fuming she went to the back of the bus, and sat down.
Unable to just "let it go" obviously, becuase wouldn't

you be pissed if somebody insulted your baby?

So, she told the guy sitting next to her, "The bus driver

insulted me beyond words just a second ago."

The man told her, "Look lady. Don't put up with anybody's

shit. Go up there and tell that motherfucker off. I'll hold

your monkey."

right?

on paper, I thought this thread would be better received.

I told my kid this joke but he DID NOT get it no matter how many times I explained that the baby was NOT really a monkey

I used to go to the supermarket and the check-out chicks used to tell me "oh wow! your baby looks like the (ugly) one from Full House!"

That's probably why the joke is lost on him.

I remember Redd Fox and Flip Wilson telling this joke with a slight difference, the last line being, "Wait while I get a banana for your monkey."

Batdick or go home...

Dex needs to get his wussy butt back here..lol

Poor baby.