The Captain thinks a lot. One of the things I think about is autofellatio, you know sipping from your own fountain. Now that Captain hasn't tried this yet. Unlike with a normally hung guy where you would have to be all flexible and stuff, the Captain would probably just need to bend his neck down a little bit and whoomp there it is. But what of the implications?

I mean what if the Captain did this and, you know, I really liked it. What would that mean? Would it mean that it's just another sexual thing that the Captain is great at? When does one stop on this, right before the geyser blows or does one finish the job? And if I do, you know finish, well there is the obvious question. Do I call myself the next day? Does the Captain leave a note and an apple on my pillow and step out into the night? Would it just be really awkward when it was done?

And then what if the Captain was, you know, so good at this that I got addicted? And I couldn't leave the house, you know, because I was just that damn good. I mean I guess I could get Admiral to bring over groceries and stuff but still, is the Captain ready to be THAT guy? I just don't know.

Would be nice to hear from Org ladies or dudes who have tried this to see if my fears are unfounded.

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According to wikipedia, less than 1% of guys can make oral contact with their member. The Captain likes to share interesting facts when he comes across them.

Its easier if you remove a couple of ribs, just as prince.

u r doing it all wrong

stop trying so hard .......................

just kiss your lady afer a good head job and share the shake

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lazycrockett said:

Its easier if you remove a couple of ribs, just as prince.

The Captain has heard about others who have done this. I feel sorry for all of those out there less fortunate and less hung than I am. We have all these charities out there but nothing for those that are underendowed.

ThisOne said:

u r doing it all wrong

stop trying so hard .......................

just kiss your lady afer a good head job and share the shake

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The Captain doesn't generally kiss on the mouth or do foreplay or try to go beyond the five minute mark when it comes to intercoursal related activities. But that sounds kinky and therefore should not be completely ruled out. I will ask Admiral to try it with his next hookup and get him to report back.

It's a lot of fun but tends to choke me.

CaptainChaos said:

ThisOne said:

u r doing it all wrong

stop trying so hard .......................

just kiss your lady afer a good head job and share the shake

1 i edit

[Edited 3/2/13 16:37pm]

The Captain doesn't generally kiss on the mouth or do foreplay or try to go beyond the five minute mark when it comes to intercoursal related activities. But that sounds kinky and therefore should not be completely ruled out. I will ask Admiral to try it with his next hookup and get him to report back.

fast commers r the best fun

u got 2 relax close your eyes, open your mind and kiss - just once

kissing is my fav part of sex

imago said:

It's a lot of fun but tends to choke me.

Finally useful feedback. The Captain needs stories, anecdotes, charts, graphs, whatever. I mean this is a big, big project the Captain is considering. I have seen the look of awe in the eyes of the ladies that have tempted to orally slay the anaconda that I possess. So I'm looking at risk/reward here.

imago said:

It's a lot of fun but tends to choke me.

maybe u shouldnt use a straw

ThisOne said:

CaptainChaos said:

The Captain doesn't generally kiss on the mouth or do foreplay or try to go beyond the five minute mark when it comes to intercoursal related activities. But that sounds kinky and therefore should not be completely ruled out. I will ask Admiral to try it with his next hookup and get him to report back.

fast commers r the best fun

u got 2 relax close your eyes, open your mind and kiss - just once

kissing is my fav part of sex

I know some people are like embarrassed about premature ejaculation but that is not the case with the Captain. No, I could last longer but I studied this kind of tantric sex that is the opposite of what Sting does. The Captain wills himself to come within two minutes because, you know, sometimes there is good stuff on television or the street corner I am on has a lot of hooker busting cops hanging around. It's all good. The ladies are just happy to get to climb the Matterhorn.

Kissing is very important as well as licking.

Kisslicker

Any ladies ever try it? I guess it would be autocunninglingus in that case. Come on, fess up.

i often wondered - if guys do suck their own manhood .. does it automaticaly make them bisexual ... i say yes ....

being able to perform this is a sign of physical fitness and spiritual awareness.

ColAngus said:

i often wondered - if guys do suck their own manhood .. does it automaticaly make them bisexual ... i say yes ....

I was thinking it would make me Captosexual.

sorry, but my penis is way too small to achieve an autofellatio, even with 4 ribs removed

JoeTyler said:

sorry, but my penis is way too small to achieve an autofellatio, even with 4 ribs removed

Sometimes, when the Captain sits back and thinks about things, I think about how tough it must be to go through life with a small penis. I mean the great thing about being humongously hung is that, when I wake up each morning, there is my one eyed sailor staring right at me, as if to say, "Hey Captain, it's time for another wondeful day of banging hookers and hanging out at strip clubs". Okay, my pensi can't talk yet but when I have it fully trained, it will speak multiple languages and have a voice like that guy who does the insurance commercials on TV.

^

By the way, the Captain was all set to go through with it today, draining my own weasel, but I had a last minute change of heart. You see, I has asparagus for lunch so I decided I would give it another day.

The Captain will keep you posted.

CaptainChaos said:

By the way, the Captain was all set to go through with it today, draining my own weasel, but I had a last minute change of heart. You see, I has asparagus for lunch so I decided I would give it another day.

The Captain will keep you posted.

according to PaintedLady if u drink juice it will taste sweet

and trust me she is right

anyway i still think u should blow kiss n swallow .......... remember 2 share the shake

Admiral is such a dumbass. He said he has had autofellatio because one time a hooker gave him a BJ in a car. When I explained what it actually was, he started crying and ran out screaming. Light weight!