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Thread started 02/21/13 8:20am

PurpleJedi

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In Heaven...

In Heaven:
The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Italian,
The bankers are Swiss.


In Hell:
The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Italian.

lol

Saw that on a Yahoo board, and I had to share.

hmm

How come Americans don't have a spot in that list? mad

By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #1 posted 02/21/13 8:23am

Serious

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PurpleJedi said:

In Heaven:
The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Italian,
The bankers are Swiss.


In Hell:
The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Italian.

lol

Saw that on a Yahoo board, and I had to share.

hmm

How come Americans don't have a spot in that list? mad

lol

How come I am not surprised at all Austrians are not mentioned either shrug

With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A....
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Reply #2 posted 02/21/13 8:57am

LadyCasanova

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French cooks make me think of hell.

[Edited 2/21/13 8:57am]

"Aren't you even curious? Don't you want to see the dragon behind the door?"
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Reply #3 posted 02/21/13 9:14am

Nothinbutjoy

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I dunno...I think an argument might be made that in Hell the cops are from L.A.

I'm firmly planted in denial
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Reply #4 posted 02/21/13 9:45am

Timmy84

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I dunno...I think an argument might be made that in Hell the cops are from L.A.

The cops in NY are in competition for that actually.

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Reply #5 posted 02/21/13 12:21pm

PurpleJedi

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LadyCasanova said:

French cooks make me think of hell.

[Edited 2/21/13 8:57am]

lol

Why's that?

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Reply #6 posted 02/21/13 6:52pm

Lammastide

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Perfect. lol

Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ
πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν
τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.”
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Reply #7 posted 02/22/13 10:02pm

ZombieKitten

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LadyCasanova said:

French cooks make me think of hell.



[Edited 2/21/13 8:57am]


All that butter and cream would turn me inside out dead
I'm the mistake you wanna make
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Reply #8 posted 02/22/13 10:35pm

johnart

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All the men have big noses and are hung.

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Reply #9 posted 02/23/13 12:15pm

AndrePatrone

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Where are the Africans? In limbo?

Fret not that you frighten or offend. Invite the world to dance and marvel at who joins.
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Reply #10 posted 02/23/13 12:25pm

PurpleJedi

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ZombieKitten said:


LadyCasanova said:

French cooks make me think of hell.

[Edited 2/21/13 8:57am]

All that cream would turn me out

Zombie just made this thread NSFW

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Reply #11 posted 02/23/13 12:37pm

PurpleJedi

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johnart said:

All the men have hung noses and are big.

whofarted

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Reply #12 posted 02/23/13 12:38pm

PurpleJedi

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AndrePatrone said:

Where are the Africans? In limbo?

nod

Along with the Mexicans.

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Reply #13 posted 02/23/13 12:42pm

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PurpleJedi said:

AndrePatrone said:

Where are the Africans? In limbo?

nod

Along with the Mexicans.

doh! we need better representation

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Reply #14 posted 02/24/13 10:13pm

johnart

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PurpleJedi said:

johnart said:

All the men have hung noses and are big.

whofarted

NOT LIKE THAT mad

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Reply #15 posted 02/24/13 10:29pm

Cerebus

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