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Do you prefer a good massage or a good backscratch? I would take the backscratch "Lack of home training crosses all boundaries." | |
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Both. 
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moderatorFuck a back-scratch!
Give me the massage....NOW!!!!! [Edited 7/6/12 19:55pm] surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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I can scratch my own back. Hit me with the massage! Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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Wish I had one.
Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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Whole body massage please  Rhythm floods my heart♥The melody it feeds my soul | |
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I prefer having my back gently tickled to a massage. Hmmm it's nice! | |
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I've never had a good massage.
By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! |
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stop whining and get yourself to a massage parlor young man
i actually give great massages but it has been a while since i got one myself mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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I've never had a particularly memorable professional massage. But I've had my wife or friends walk up and start kneading my shoulders without warning -- and that is Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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If i'm itching a backscratch, if not a massage. I know someone who can put me to sleep. She has magic in those hands. This one's for the rich, not all of 'em, just the greedy
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I like both...
I prefer a massage though. But... if you are one of those people that can displace a shoulder blade when you are trying to dig your elbow/fist in my back then do not touch me and just hand me that back scratcher.
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Massage.........for hours...........with a happy ending, please.
Yes, I need that.
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My ex bf gave me a bomb ass thai massage last weekend
The kind where they use the feet & everything! man it felt so bomb after a long work week. So i would say massage by a milestone for me Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener
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But if done right it can be a beautiful thing.. Especially if you are in pain.
A backscratch can be a very sensual experience I simply love it!! And a good foot massage on a woman is excellent foreplay, with men I find back and hand massage get the juices flowing other than massaging obvious places | |
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. So both need to be in the peasure arsenal for both men and women.
There is a name for that type of massage... Swedish? Where they knead your muscles and enhance mobility again?
Yeah... I can't hang. | |
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Massage
Hubby and I have been exercising a lot so I have us booked in for a couples massage this week. Can't wait! | |
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...women get those too????
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I think that's a "deep tissue" massage (or something like that)...my buddy mentioned that he was gonna get one after a serious workout but then got scared cuz they REALLY dig into your muscles. By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! |
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I hope so! Shhhooooooootttttt..... women need happy endings too! | |
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Well...massage parlors offering them to male clients abound...I just never heard of one for women.
...but now that I think about it...maybe it's not so strange to see Korean MEN working at those [quote]nail salons[unquote].
No wonder the ex spent so much money "getting her nails done". By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! |
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*cough*
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and there is "skin rolling" massage technique that can hurt if not done right. To me it's discomfort to release pain and it really does help if you can get through it. | |
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OMGGG!!!!!!
That crap hurts!!! I had my sister's husband try that on me when he was studying to be a masseuse. I jumped OFF the table!
I need to relax during a massage not cry!
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Yea I did try to sugar coat that shit LOL. It does hurt! BUT me likes it | |
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No I am not tender-headed... never ran from any heavy handed braider or my mom's heavy brush strokes that would rip my hair out on the brush.
THAT I can handle... but pressing too hard on my back? | |
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Naw give me some gentle efflerauge (sp?) and I'm good. Yeah I am a massage wimp.
Ahem ...........Are we dating ourselves 'cause we know what tender-headed is LOL | |
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Not at all! Baby girls everywhere know that terminolgy, because tender scalps are always something to deal with.
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A massage..& if possible a full body one.   .....
" I never saw an ugly thing in my life: for let the form of an object be what it may,- light, shade, and perspective will always make it beautiful." - John Constable | |
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