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Reply #30 posted 05/27/12 1:58pm

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AsherFierce said:

Skip Bayless.

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Reply #31 posted 05/27/12 2:00pm

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Skip Bayless.

I would punch him. Seriously. I would be like, "Heeeey, you're Skip Bayless! Can I shake your hand?!" BLAM! Right in the neck. He and that blow hard Stephen A Smith RUINED what used to be a really entertaining show with their lame ass dick measuring contests.

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Reply #32 posted 05/27/12 2:06pm

AsherFierce	Cerebus said: AsherFierce said: Skip Bayless. I would punch him. Seriously. I would be like, "Heeeey, you're Skip Bayless! Can I shake your hand?!" BLAM! Right in the neck. He and that blow hard Stephen A Smith RUINED what used to be a really entertaining show with their lame ass dick measuring contests. How Dare you! In the words of Stephen A. Smith: "THAT... DAT IS BLASPHEMOUS!"
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Reply #33 posted 05/27/12 2:14pm

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Cerebus said:

I would punch him. Seriously. I would be like, "Heeeey, you're Skip Bayless! Can I shake your hand?!" BLAM! Right in the neck. He and that blow hard Stephen A Smith RUINED what used to be a really entertaining show with their lame ass dick measuring contests.

How Dare you!

In the words of Stephen A. Smith:

"THAT... DAT IS BLASPHEMOUS!"

If it was in the words of Stephen A Smith you're about 75 short, at least! He would have gone on and on about what he "knows", what somebody else said, how he saw something at the grocery store last week that proves what the other person said and how it relates to what he "knows", then he might have gottan around to commenting on my opinion of Skip, all without ever actually making a real point

I was a DIE HARD watcher of that show from way back in the early Cold Pizza days. I would leave my TV on ESPN2 when I was going to bed. Wake up to Mike and Mike or Cold Pizza, then First Take.

Back when they only debated for small segments, the show was interesting. Back when they would sit on the couches and do interviews with guests. Back before they pushed out Dana Jacobson. Back before it was the "Skip Bayless" show. Now it's just chest thumping and dick measuring. It's not even good journalism because it's all editorial, it's opinion. Even if the give facts, they bend and twist them to fit their arguments. It's like watching a neverending BAD political debate with a bunch of candidates you would NEVER vote for. Who wants to watch that?

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Reply #34 posted 05/28/12 8:40am

Ace	PurpleJedi said: What/who/where would you come back as, in your next life? ...and why? Who: An extremely good-looking, mega-rich dude, with good money sense, a sunny disposition and great intelligence. Where: Los Angeles. Why: Seems like a good gig. And it's warm there!
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Reply #35 posted 05/29/12 2:17am

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A nice lady in Barcelona! Tapas, being out all night, snoozing at noon when the stores are closed. Have a great apartment in one of the higher buildings near the beach and a nice house in the hills cool

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Reply #36 posted 05/29/12 3:49am

ThisOne	a tree in the forest that is protected and no one can chop me down and i can b home to many creatures and i can grow real big and i can feel the sun when i'm cold, have some rain when i'm thirsty and feel the wind when i need to fix my hair, oops i mean leaves typo edit [Edited 5/29/12 3:50am] mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus
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Reply #37 posted 05/29/12 5:24am

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ThisOne said:

a tree in the forest that is protected and no one can chop me down and i can b home to many creatures and i can grow real big and i can feel the sun when i'm cold, have some rain when i'm thirsty and feel the wind when i need to fix my hair, oops i mean leaves

typo edit

[Edited 5/29/12 3:50am]

You DO realize, of course, that trees do not have sex? question

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Reply #38 posted 05/29/12 5:29am

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PurpleJedi said:

ThisOne said:

a tree in the forest that is protected and no one can chop me down and i can b home to many creatures and i can grow real big and i can feel the sun when i'm cold, have some rain when i'm thirsty and feel the wind when i need to fix my hair, oops i mean leaves

typo edit

[Edited 5/29/12 3:50am]

You DO realize, of course, that trees do not have sex?

what about all my roots????? smile

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Reply #39 posted 05/29/12 5:31am

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ThisOne said:

PurpleJedi said:

You DO realize, of course, that trees do not have sex?

what about all my roots?????

...eaten by termites...

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Reply #40 posted 05/29/12 5:36am

ThisOne	PurpleJedi said: ThisOne said: what about all my roots????? ...eaten by termites... what????? in Australia if one has a root they r having sex and not just any sex.... but the dirty hard sexy sweaty kind and 4 your information........ trees have loads of hard deep roots mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus
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Reply #41 posted 05/29/12 5:37am

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ThisOne said:

PurpleJedi said:

...eaten by termites...

what?????

in Australia if one has a root they r having sex and not just any sex.... but the dirty hard sexy sweaty kind

and 4 your information........ trees have loads of hard deep roots

lol

Oh...OK then...lost in translation I guess!

lol

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Reply #42 posted 05/29/12 10:28pm

Rococo	PurpleJedi said: ThisOne said: what about all my roots????? ...eaten by termites... which in by itself is a great gesture of nature. nature is both cruel and good at the same time, my existance being a tree will a great benifit to some living being, then that will make me both piss off and happy. [Edited 5/29/12 22:28pm]
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Reply #43 posted 05/29/12 10:31pm

aardvark15	The Anti-Christ [Edited 5/29/12 22:37pm]
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Reply #44 posted 05/29/12 10:34pm

Rococo	aardvark15 said: The Ant-Christ
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Reply #45 posted 05/29/12 10:37pm

aardvark15	Rococo said: aardvark15 said: The Ant-Christ just realised I forgot the i
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Reply #46 posted 05/29/12 10:39pm

Rococo	aardvark15 said: Rococo said: just realised I forgot the i oh i thought you where calling me the ant-christ for my answer about the termintes. but yeah the antichrist will cool, cause you'll be friends with like marilyn manson, martha stewart, etc.
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Reply #47 posted 05/29/12 10:41pm

aardvark15	Rococo said: aardvark15 said: Rococo said: just realised I forgot the i oh i thought you where calling me the ant-christ for my answer about the termintes. but yeah the antichrist will cool, cause you'll be friends with like marilyn manson, martha stewart, etc. I guess me forgetting the I was fate and Martha Stewart?
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Reply #48 posted 05/29/12 10:43pm

Rococo	aardvark15 said: Rococo said: oh i thought you where calling me the ant-christ for my answer about the termintes. but yeah the antichrist will cool, cause you'll be friends with like marilyn manson, martha stewart, etc. I guess me forgetting the I was fate and Martha Stewart? yeah the hydra. sad sad sad really.
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Reply #49 posted 05/29/12 10:44pm

aardvark15	Rococo said: aardvark15 said: Rococo said: oh i thought you where calling me the ant-christ for my answer about the termintes. but yeah the antichrist will cool, cause you'll be friends with like marilyn manson, martha stewart, etc. I guess me forgetting the I was fate and Martha Stewart? yeah the hydra. sad sad sad really. Don't you mean the hydwa?
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Reply #50 posted 05/29/12 10:47pm

Rococo	aardvark15 said: Rococo said: yeah the hydra. sad sad sad really. Don't you mean the hydwa? No, thats Barbara Walters.
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Reply #51 posted 05/29/12 10:48pm

aardvark15	Rococo said: aardvark15 said: Rococo said: yeah the hydra. sad sad sad really. Don't you mean the hydwa? No, thats Barbara Walters. Sorry I'm kinda tired and about to go to bed
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Reply #52 posted 05/30/12 5:07pm

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JuliePurplehead said:

I would come back as a cat because they have the fucking life. Sleep all day, have someone serving me dinner, someone else cleans my toilet. But I would only come back as a cat if I belonged to a person like me.

yeahthat My cats (and the cats that I look after at the shelter) are very spoiled and loved. I wouldn't mind having a life like that. lol

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Reply #53 posted 05/30/12 5:09pm

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PurpleJedi said:

JuliePurplehead said:

I would come back as a cat because they have the fucking life. Sleep all day, have someone serving me dinner, someone else cleans my toilet. But I would only come back as a cat if I belonged to a person like me.

...I'd be worried of coming back as a cat in China...

That's true. In China, they eat cats. omg no no no! lol

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Reply #54 posted 05/30/12 6:19pm

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Not sure, but I wouldn't mind a little chillout time before I'd have to come back. whew

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μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ
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Reply #55 posted 05/30/12 6:19pm

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psychodelicide said:

PurpleJedi said:

...I'd be worried of coming back as a cat in China...

That's true. In China, they eat cats.

Nancy! hug

Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ
πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν
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Reply #56 posted 05/30/12 9:34pm

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psychodelicide said:

PurpleJedi said:

...I'd be worried of coming back as a cat in China...

That's true. In China, they eat cats.

B-I-N-G-O-!

If I had to make ammends for past misdeeds and had to come back as an animal, I'd be a cow in India. They are sacred and seem to be treated with more respect than some of the PEOPLE!

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Reply #57 posted 05/30/12 9:36pm

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