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Thread started 05/24/12 6:16am

ThisOne

awkward is.....

smiling at ppl with food stuck on your teeth

talking about someone behind their back with your phone on loud speaker

telling a customer something is ugly only to b told 'that's what i'm getting' by that particular customer

saying u'll eat a mince and cheese pie ~ when u know it will make u puke

yes these were my awkward moments from 2day smile now tell me yours!!!!!

cool

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Reply #1 posted 05/24/12 7:57am

KingBAD

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...is gettin an itchy asshole in the middle of the crowd,

...when i've done the mother and sister and now we're at x-mass dinner together,

... is sneezin and fartin at the same time, while doin a presentation,

...seein a homeboy saggin, then see he got a thong on under his boxers.

(that ain't awkward, THAT'S FUNNY AS FUCK!!!)

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
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Reply #2 posted 05/24/12 8:12am

vainandy

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Seeing an old classmate in a movie theater lobby years after you graduated and they were there to see an entirely different movie than the one you were there to see. You convince them to not watch the movie they orginally went to see but to join you in the theater and watch "Grashitty Bridge". lol

Andy is a four letter word.
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Reply #3 posted 05/24/12 8:22am

imago

Flirting witht he cute Chinese receptionist, and asking her if she knows Cantonese.

She does.

Then you say you do too.

So, she asks you to say something to prove it, flirtatiously.

It's at that point you realize the Chinese waiters you worked with when

you were younger only taught you to say things like "Dui Le Mah Chow Hai (fuck your mother's stinky pussy." and such.

....well, it gets awkward at that point. neutral

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Reply #4 posted 05/24/12 8:27am

imago

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Reply #5 posted 05/24/12 9:36am

XxAxX

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awkward is awakening next to your lover, with whom you hed the most pasionate night, with a bellyful of gas which simply MUSt out. there is no disguising that. neutral

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Reply #6 posted 05/24/12 9:39am

imago

XxAxX said:

awkward is awakening next to your lover, with whom you hed the most pasionate night, with a bellyful of gas which simply MUSt out. there is no disguising that. neutral

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Reply #7 posted 05/24/12 9:45am

XxAxX

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smile i'm not saying it's *my* awkward issue, really just a hypothetical scenario

sigh fart redface

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Reply #8 posted 05/24/12 8:52pm

Ocean

imago said:

Flirting witht he cute Chinese receptionist, and asking her if she knows Cantonese.

She does.

Then you say you do too.

So, she asks you to say something to prove it, flirtatiously.

It's at that point you realize the Chinese waiters you worked with when

you were younger only taught you to say things like "Dui Le Mah Chow Hai (fuck your mother's stinky pussy." and such.

....well, it gets awkward at that point. neutral

spit

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Reply #9 posted 05/24/12 9:00pm

Dren5

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ThisOne said:

smiling at ppl with food stuck on your teeth

talking about someone behind their back with your phone on loud speaker

telling a customer something is ugly only to b told 'that's what i'm getting' by that particular customer

saying u'll eat a mince and cheese pie ~ when u know it will make u puke

yes these were my awkward moments from 2day smile now tell me yours!!!!!

cool

It could be worse.

Just remember how you basically admitted on here, a public forum, the other day that apparently your vaginal walls are loose. razz

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Reply #10 posted 05/24/12 9:15pm

KingBAD

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awkward is bein in an elevator with someone who tried

to do a silent fart, and actually shitted them selves...

to make it worse, it's an express to 135 and you only on 3 eek

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
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Reply #11 posted 05/26/12 2:54am

ThisOne

Dren5 said:

ThisOne said:

smiling at ppl with food stuck on your teeth

talking about someone behind their back with your phone on loud speaker

telling a customer something is ugly only to b told 'that's what i'm getting' by that particular customer

saying u'll eat a mince and cheese pie ~ when u know it will make u puke

yes these were my awkward moments from 2day smile now tell me yours!!!!!

cool

It could be worse.

Just remember how you basically admitted on here, a public forum, the other day that apparently your vaginal walls are loose. razz

no not at all rolleyes you actually insinuated that and as we all know its just fabricated nonsense nod

but listen here u smelly lesbian go grow a dick cause I AM NOT INTERESTED IN U and stop baiting me!!!!!

honestly disbelief U just need 2 let it go!!!!!

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