smiling at ppl with food stuck on your teeth

talking about someone behind their back with your phone on loud speaker

telling a customer something is ugly only to b told 'that's what i'm getting' by that particular customer

saying u'll eat a mince and cheese pie ~ when u know it will make u puke

yes these were my awkward moments from 2day now tell me yours!!!!!

...is gettin an itchy asshole in the middle of the crowd,

...when i've done the mother and sister and now we're at x-mass dinner together,

... is sneezin and fartin at the same time, while doin a presentation,

...seein a homeboy saggin, then see he got a thong on under his boxers.

(that ain't awkward, THAT'S FUNNY AS FUCK!!!)

Seeing an old classmate in a movie theater lobby years after you graduated and they were there to see an entirely different movie than the one you were there to see. You convince them to not watch the movie they orginally went to see but to join you in the theater and watch "Grashitty Bridge".

Flirting witht he cute Chinese receptionist, and asking her if she knows Cantonese.

She does.

Then you say you do too.

So, she asks you to say something to prove it, flirtatiously.

It's at that point you realize the Chinese waiters you worked with when

you were younger only taught you to say things like "Dui Le Mah Chow Hai (fuck your mother's stinky pussy." and such.

....well, it gets awkward at that point.

awkward is awakening next to your lover, with whom you hed the most pasionate night, with a bellyful of gas which simply MUSt out. there is no disguising that.

XxAxX said:

awkward is awakening next to your lover, with whom you hed the most pasionate night, with a bellyful of gas which simply MUSt out. there is no disguising that.

i'm not saying it's *my* awkward issue, really just a hypothetical scenario

imago said:

Flirting witht he cute Chinese receptionist, and asking her if she knows Cantonese.

She does.

Then you say you do too.

So, she asks you to say something to prove it, flirtatiously.

It's at that point you realize the Chinese waiters you worked with when

you were younger only taught you to say things like "Dui Le Mah Chow Hai (fuck your mother's stinky pussy." and such.

....well, it gets awkward at that point.

ThisOne said:

smiling at ppl with food stuck on your teeth

talking about someone behind their back with your phone on loud speaker

telling a customer something is ugly only to b told 'that's what i'm getting' by that particular customer

saying u'll eat a mince and cheese pie ~ when u know it will make u puke

yes these were my awkward moments from 2day now tell me yours!!!!!

It could be worse.

Just remember how you basically admitted on here, a public forum, the other day that apparently your vaginal walls are loose.

awkward is bein in an elevator with someone who tried

to do a silent fart, and actually shitted them selves...

to make it worse, it's an express to 135 and you only on 3

Dren5 said:

ThisOne said:

smiling at ppl with food stuck on your teeth

talking about someone behind their back with your phone on loud speaker

telling a customer something is ugly only to b told 'that's what i'm getting' by that particular customer

saying u'll eat a mince and cheese pie ~ when u know it will make u puke

yes these were my awkward moments from 2day now tell me yours!!!!!

It could be worse.

Just remember how you basically admitted on here, a public forum, the other day that apparently your vaginal walls are loose.

no not at all you actually insinuated that and as we all know its just fabricated nonsense

but listen here u smelly lesbian go grow a dick cause I AM NOT INTERESTED IN U and stop baiting me!!!!!

honestly U just need 2 let it go!!!!!