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Thread started 03/23/12 12:05pm

Gunsnhalen

The ''Penis'' Cliche

mainly referring to the Asian cliche.... for one people seem weirded out that i am very attractive to Asians... idk why but that's beside the point. It's insane how many times i am told but Asians have small dicks! or is it true all Asians have small dicks? or this great one i heard today it's a known fact that Asians are anatomically smaller, that's why white men with average size dicks go for Asian chicks, because to them they are huge. Do people still really believe these cliches? trust me i know that asian one is not true. Besides i'm a top... why the fuck would i care about dick size any-who -_-

It's insane how many people still think this cliche is truth.

Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener

All music is shit music and no music is real- gunsnhalen

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Reply #1 posted 03/23/12 1:17pm

ThisOne

drug taking causes shrinking

it shrivels in the cold

shaft licking causes instant erections

circumsized is cleaner

i think those r actually true tho nod

but its all i have cool

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Reply #2 posted 03/23/12 2:18pm

Gunsnhalen

ThisOne said:

drug taking causes shrinking

it shrivels in the cold

shaft licking causes instant erections

circumsized is cleaner

i think those r actually true tho nod

but its all i have cool

Back when i was in football i knew a few guy who take that shit..... and i can say that is true lol

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Reply #3 posted 03/23/12 2:24pm

funkmunki

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ThisOne said:

drug taking causes shrinking

it shrivels in the cold

shaft licking causes instant erections

circumsized is cleaner

i think those r actually true tho nod

but its all i have cool

can you elaborate on the shaft licking bit razz

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Reply #4 posted 03/23/12 5:06pm

KingBAD

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i take a steroid for breathin

between those and no sex for two years

it's takin a bit of a toll on my dick, BUT

soon as wee get back in the game i expect

i'll be reclaimin my JOHNSON lol

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
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Reply #5 posted 03/23/12 5:43pm

Dave1992

It's not just a cliché; the average Asian penis is smaller than the average on other continents.

You say you have first hand proof that this isn't true. Well, what are the odds you have seen more Asian cocks than the number of men who participated in those official polls? The odds are quite slim, to be honest.

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Reply #6 posted 03/24/12 6:42am

imago

Dave1992 said:

It's not just a cliché; the average Asian penis is smaller than the average on other continents.

You say you have first hand proof that this isn't true. Well, what are the odds you have seen more Asian cocks than the number of men who participated in those official polls? The odds are quite slim, to be honest.

One of the problems with the 'official polls' is that they allow self-measuring and reporting. Western countries have a fixation on penis size.There's less pressure in Asian countries to report 'bigger' sizes, as sexual varility doesn't have a correlation to size here.

However, I've gone through a slutty phase here in Asia, and I have yet to run into

a really big Asian. Albeit, the vast majority of Asians I've been with are no different

(and sometimes bigger) than some of the white guys I've been with.

Don't get me wrong though--I've been with white guys who have had honkers.

But, on average I'm usually the same size or a bit larger than the white guys

I've been with. This hasn't really changed much now that I've been exposed

to Asian guys. I've noticed no real difference...and believe me, I'm a slut sometimes.

The main difference that I notice is how nice Asian men feel. I'm not sure

if it's because they don't have as much body hair or what it is, but they feel

really nice. Their skin is ....amazing.

I have developed a perference for Philipinos and Koreans though. They're

both circumcized, and after some soul searching and introspection, I prefer

the hood to be snipped off. Just a preference.

I'm not sure where size became so important, but I've never been hungup

on size. Perhaps because I have no desire for penis to be inserted into me.

Or perhaps to me, the penis is like a sprig of parsley beside what I really

want to chow down on---the greasy, sloppy, meaty lasangna.

Lord have mercy, I love having sex with Asians. They're so ....spell binding.

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Reply #7 posted 03/24/12 6:51am

Dave1992

imago said:

Dave1992 said:

It's not just a cliché; the average Asian penis is smaller than the average on other continents.

You say you have first hand proof that this isn't true. Well, what are the odds you have seen more Asian cocks than the number of men who participated in those official polls? The odds are quite slim, to be honest.

One of the problems with the 'official polls' is that they allow self-measuring and reporting. Western countries have a fixation on penis size.There's less pressure in Asian countries to report 'bigger' sizes, as sexual varility doesn't have a correlation to size here.

However, I've gone through a slutty phase here in Asia, and I have yet to run into

a really big Asian. Albeit, the vast majority of Asians I've been with are no different

(and sometimes bigger) than some of the white guys I've been with.

Don't get me wrong though--I've been with white guys who have had honkers.

But, on average I'm usually the same size or a bit larger than the white guys

I've been with. This hasn't really changed much now that I've been exposed

to Asian guys. I've noticed no real difference...and believe me, I'm a slut sometimes.

The main difference that I notice is how nice Asian men feel. I'm not sure

if it's because they don't have as much body hair or what it is, but they feel

really nice. Their skin is ....amazing.

I have developed a perference for Philipinos and Koreans though. They're

both circumcized, and after some soul searching and introspection, I prefer

the hood to be snipped off. Just a preference.

I'm not sure where size became so important, but I've never been hungup

on size. Perhaps because I have no desire for penis to be inserted into me.

Or perhaps to me, the penis is like a sprig of parsley beside what I really

want to chow down on---the greasy, sloppy, meaty lasangna.

Lord have mercy, I love having sex with Asians. They're so ....spell binding.

The self-measuring and reporting point is definitely interesting and valid... I didn't know Asians didn't care about size that much.

My schlong is the best, nevertheless.

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Reply #8 posted 03/24/12 6:52am

tinaz

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imago said:

Dave1992 said:

It's not just a cliché; the average Asian penis is smaller than the average on other continents.

You say you have first hand proof that this isn't true. Well, what are the odds you have seen more Asian cocks than the number of men who participated in those official polls? The odds are quite slim, to be honest.

One of the problems with the 'official polls' is that they allow self-measuring and reporting. Western countries have a fixation on penis size.There's less pressure in Asian countries to report 'bigger' sizes, as sexual varility doesn't have a correlation to size here.

However, I've gone through a slutty phase here in Asia, and I have yet to run into

a really big Asian. Albeit, the vast majority of Asians I've been with are no different

(and sometimes bigger) than some of the white guys I've been with.

Don't get me wrong though--I've been with white guys who have had honkers.

But, on average I'm usually the same size or a bit larger than the white guys

I've been with. This hasn't really changed much now that I've been exposed

to Asian guys. I've noticed no real difference...and believe me, I'm a slut sometimes.

The main difference that I notice is how nice Asian men feel. I'm not sure

if it's because they don't have as much body hair or what it is, but they feel

really nice. Their skin is ....amazing.

I have developed a perference for Philipinos and Koreans though. They're

both circumcized, and after some soul searching and introspection, I prefer

the hood to be snipped off. Just a preference.

I'm not sure where size became so important, but I've never been hungup

on size. Perhaps because I have no desire for penis to be inserted into me.

Or perhaps to me, the penis is like a sprig of parsley beside what I really

want to chow down on---the greasy, sloppy, meaty lasangna.

Lord have mercy, I love having sex with Asians. They're so ....spell binding.

I dont get this part... neutral

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Reply #9 posted 03/24/12 7:14am

Dave1992

tinaz said:

imago said:

One of the problems with the 'official polls' is that they allow self-measuring and reporting. Western countries have a fixation on penis size.There's less pressure in Asian countries to report 'bigger' sizes, as sexual varility doesn't have a correlation to size here.

However, I've gone through a slutty phase here in Asia, and I have yet to run into

a really big Asian. Albeit, the vast majority of Asians I've been with are no different

(and sometimes bigger) than some of the white guys I've been with.

Don't get me wrong though--I've been with white guys who have had honkers.

But, on average I'm usually the same size or a bit larger than the white guys

I've been with. This hasn't really changed much now that I've been exposed

to Asian guys. I've noticed no real difference...and believe me, I'm a slut sometimes.

The main difference that I notice is how nice Asian men feel. I'm not sure

if it's because they don't have as much body hair or what it is, but they feel

really nice. Their skin is ....amazing.

I have developed a perference for Philipinos and Koreans though. They're

both circumcized, and after some soul searching and introspection, I prefer

the hood to be snipped off. Just a preference.

I'm not sure where size became so important, but I've never been hungup

on size. Perhaps because I have no desire for penis to be inserted into me.

Or perhaps to me, the penis is like a sprig of parsley beside what I really

want to chow down on---the greasy, sloppy, meaty lasangna.

Lord have mercy, I love having sex with Asians. They're so ....spell binding.

I dont get this part... neutral

It's simply Dan speaking in his usual mysterious riddles. Just like Prince.

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Reply #10 posted 03/24/12 7:15am

Dave1992

...and with a deep, dark voice he said:


"DO YOU OWN YOUR LASAGNA?"

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Reply #11 posted 03/24/12 7:23am

imago

tinaz said:

imago said:

One of the problems with the 'official polls' is that they allow self-measuring and reporting. Western countries have a fixation on penis size.There's less pressure in Asian countries to report 'bigger' sizes, as sexual varility doesn't have a correlation to size here.

However, I've gone through a slutty phase here in Asia, and I have yet to run into

a really big Asian. Albeit, the vast majority of Asians I've been with are no different

(and sometimes bigger) than some of the white guys I've been with.

Don't get me wrong though--I've been with white guys who have had honkers.

But, on average I'm usually the same size or a bit larger than the white guys

I've been with. This hasn't really changed much now that I've been exposed

to Asian guys. I've noticed no real difference...and believe me, I'm a slut sometimes.

The main difference that I notice is how nice Asian men feel. I'm not sure

if it's because they don't have as much body hair or what it is, but they feel

really nice. Their skin is ....amazing.

I have developed a perference for Philipinos and Koreans though. They're

both circumcized, and after some soul searching and introspection, I prefer

the hood to be snipped off. Just a preference.

I'm not sure where size became so important, but I've never been hungup

on size. Perhaps because I have no desire for penis to be inserted into me.

Or perhaps to me, the penis is like a sprig of parsley beside what I really

want to chow down on---the greasy, sloppy, meaty lasangna.

Lord have mercy, I love having sex with Asians. They're so ....spell binding.

I dont get this part... neutral

Look, if a little sprig gave birth to a big sprig, what kind of sprig would that sprig have? lurking

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Reply #12 posted 03/24/12 6:15pm

tinaz

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imago said:

tinaz said:

I dont get this part... neutral

Look, if a little sprig gave birth to a big sprig, what kind of sprig would that sprig have? lurking

Yeahhhhhh... Still nuthin... neutral

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Reply #13 posted 03/24/12 6:18pm

tinaz

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Dave1992 said:

tinaz said:

I dont get this part... neutral

It's simply Dan speaking in his usual mysterious riddles. Just like Prince.

"the penis is like a sprig of parsley beside what I really

want to chow down on---the greasy, sloppy, meaty lasangna"

But what is it "beside"? Balls, assholes?????

Is this one of those cases where the puncuation makes the story?? hmm

Like "Let's eat Grandma" vs "Let's eat, Grandma"....

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Reply #14 posted 03/24/12 6:22pm

Timmy84

Nah, there's a good group of Asians that got DAT DICK. lol

It's more myth than anything but people love to believe myths like that.

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Reply #15 posted 03/24/12 6:23pm

SUPRMAN

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Dave1992 said:

tinaz said:

I dont get this part... neutral

It's simply Dan speaking in his usual mysterious riddles. Just like Prince.

I get it -but I refuse to elaborate.

I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think.
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Reply #16 posted 03/24/12 6:26pm

tinaz

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SUPRMAN said:

Dave1992 said:

It's simply Dan speaking in his usual mysterious riddles. Just like Prince.

I get it -but I refuse to elaborate.

mad

Pleaseeeee batting eyes

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Reply #17 posted 03/24/12 6:30pm

KingBAD

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tinaz said:

SUPRMAN said:

I get it -but I refuse to elaborate.

mad

Pleaseeeee batting eyes

i think it's gonna be REALLY GROSS

are you sure you wanna know? eek

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE...
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Reply #18 posted 03/24/12 6:37pm

tinaz

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KingBAD said:

tinaz said:

mad

Pleaseeeee batting eyes

i think it's gonna be REALLY GROSS

are you sure you wanna know? eek

lol

Ive seen the one man and a glass video... BRING IT ON! razz

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Reply #19 posted 03/24/12 6:49pm

KingBAD

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tinaz said:

KingBAD said:

i think it's gonna be REALLY GROSS

are you sure you wanna know? eek

lol

Ive seen the one man and a glass video... BRING IT ON! razz

WHUT DA FUCK IZ DAT??? eek

nevermind,i don't wanna know..,

IG'NANCE IZ BLISS lol

i am KING BAD!!!
you are NOT...
evilking
STOP ME IF YOU HEARD THIS BEFORE...
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Reply #20 posted 03/24/12 7:02pm

tinaz

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KingBAD said:

tinaz said:

lol

Ive seen the one man and a glass video... BRING IT ON! razz

WHUT DA FUCK IZ DAT??? eek

nevermind,i don't wanna know..,

IG'NANCE IZ BLISS lol

falloff

TRUST ME King... you dont wanna see it!!! barf

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