The org needs a nipple fight club....ladies only.

[oh yeah, with pics &/or videos included for judging]

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[Edited 1/25/12 1:07am]

what happened 2 the blowjob thread

ThisOne said:

what happened 2 the blowjob thread

yeah,

whut she said...

ThisOne said:

what happened 2 the blowjob thread

???? I'm confused. I have no clue what you are talking about.....

Hurray!!!!

It is not just me who needs a thread like this!

I have been celebate for a month much to my dismay.

No more 400 lb men with penis stuck in bell syndrome.

I don't want to be one of those extra fussy women but the cock has to hang outside of the body even when soft. Is that too much to ask?

Deadflow3r said:

Hurray!!!!

It is not just me who needs a thread like this!

I have been celebate for a month much to my dismay.

No more 400 lb men with penis stuck in bell syndrome.

I don't want to be one of those extra fussy women but the cock has to hang outside of the body even when soft. Is that too much to ask?

[Edited 1/24/12 18:05pm]

KingBAD said:

Deadflow3r said:

Hurray!!!!

It is not just me who needs a thread like this!

I have been celebate for a month much to my dismay.

No more 400 lb men with penis stuck in bell syndrome.

I don't want to be one of those extra fussy women but the cock has to hang outside of the body even when soft. Is that too much to ask?

Deadflow3r said:

Hurray!!!!

It is not just me who needs a thread like this!

I have been celebate for a month much to my dismay.

No more 400 lb men with penis stuck in bell syndrome.

I don't want to be one of those extra fussy women but the cock has to hang outside of the body even when soft. Is that too much to ask?

Oh my damned

Now I definitely feel for you. I can honestly say that I've never had a guy with a turtle dick.

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[img:$uid]http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y60/jonwolslau/i_m_here_about_blow_job-1-1.jpg[/img:$uid]

[Edited 1/24/12 19:03pm]

jon1967 said:

[img:$uid]http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y60/jonwolslau/i_m_here_about_blow_job-1-1.jpg[/img:$uid]

[Edited 1/24/12 19:03pm]

i just wanna be an active judge

in that compatition...

Google images, safe search off, penises.

Soooo many penises.

Then boobs.

I felt like I was 14 all over again, but this time with a DSL connection.

That other thread about the nekkid men was the reason why I started the Google Image search.

[img:$uid]http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y60/jonwolslau/Decorated%20images/I-Heart-Blowjobs-PNG-24-1.png[/img:$uid]

[img:$uid]http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y60/jonwolslau/Decorated%20images/-depeche_mode-enjoy_the_silence_.jpg[/img:$uid]

do me like i wanna be done ... i see ure smilin ass .. All tongue yeah that's right, I want all your germs. Go in a circle like the merry-go-round that u and your girlfriends used 2 ride all up and down.Take both hands with all your might and squeeze my... yeah .. its how its done.

.. have fun ..

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JuliePurplehead said:

Deadflow3r said:

Hurray!!!!

It is not just me who needs a thread like this!

I have been celebate for a month much to my dismay.

No more 400 lb men with penis stuck in bell syndrome.

I don't want to be one of those extra fussy women but the cock has to hang outside of the body even when soft. Is that too much to ask?

Glad that you all understood that "bell" was belly. The man said he had a thick dick.

lesson learned "thick" means short but not skinny. Basically a thick head and a tough fight for anything else.

When he tried to deep throat me he pushed my head into his belly. It felt like I was getting attacked by a car airbag. Completely unpleasant!!!

Deadflow3r said:

Hurray!!!!

It is not just me who needs a thread like this!

I have been celebate for a month much to my dismay.

No more 400 lb men with penis stuck in bell syndrome.

I don't want to be one of those extra fussy women but the cock has to hang outside of the body even when soft. Is that too much to ask?

For me it's 13 months .

alright fellas

sing it with me.

"IT WOULD BE NICE

TO have A BLOWJOB.

IT WOULD BE NICE

TO have A BLOWJOB.

IT WOULD BE NICE

TO have A BLOWJOB"

"IT WOULD BE NICE

TO GET A BLOWJOB FROM YOUR MOM"

Serious said:

Deadflow3r said:

Hurray!!!!

It is not just me who needs a thread like this!

I have been celebate for a month much to my dismay.

No more 400 lb men with penis stuck in bell syndrome.

I don't want to be one of those extra fussy women but the cock has to hang outside of the body even when soft. Is that too much to ask?

For me it's 13 months .

Well it was 10 years before the memorable-for-all-the-wrong-reasons fling with the fat fuck!

Deadflow3r said:

Serious said:

For me it's 13 months .

Well it was 10 years before the memorable-for-all-the-wrong-reasons fling with the fat fuck!

I wish you look with finding somebody you will remember for the right reasons.

Serious said:

Deadflow3r said:

Well it was 10 years before the memorable-for-all-the-wrong-reasons fling with the fat fuck!

I wish you look with finding somebody you will remember for the right reasons.

Thanks love!!!

Deadflow3r said:

Glad that you all understood that "bell" was belly. The man said he had a thick dick.

lesson learned "thick" means short but not skinny. Basically a thick head and a tough fight for anything else.

When he tried to deep throat me he pushed my head into his belly. It felt like I was getting attacked by a car airbag. Completely unpleasant!!!

So he was promoting his dick before you had sex? Was this some sort of online negotiation for sex? If not, it sounds a bit odd that the topic of penis size would even come up. lol

will i ever get one again?! i was 'blessed' in that department and the poor fella hardly gets any action

[img:$uid]http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y60/jonwolslau/lucy-1-1.jpg[/img:$uid]

man take it slow and it'll work itself out fine
You and I'll just use a little patience

You and I've got what it takes to make it
We won't fake it, I'll never break it
'Cause I can take it

just a lil patience

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this thread lacks some serious participation

i have a question ~one thing i have been noticing!!!!

why do men like watching ladies lick icecream???????

[Edited 1/25/12 16:33pm]

Female tongues & mouths turn me on.

& besides, it's one of the few places that a woman usually won't let a random man touch or put his mouth whatsoever [the others are the breateses, vagina, & ass/crack/hole]

Tittypants said:

Female tongues & mouths turn me on.

& besides, it's one of the few places that a woman usually won't let a random man touch or put his mouth whatsoever [the others are the breateses, vagina, & ass/crack/hole]

Really?

Tittypants said:

Female tongues & mouths turn me on.

& besides, it's one of the few places that a woman usually won't let a random man touch or put his mouth whatsoever [the others are the breateses, vagina, & ass/crack/hole]

but guess what!!!! men dont let random women touch their mouth, chest, penis, thighs, bum crack either

not that i've been tryimg.................... its human nature not 2 let ramdoms touch

but anyway do woman like watching med lick icecrem???? does it have the same affect????

HotGritz said:

Tittypants said:

Female tongues & mouths turn me on.

& besides, it's one of the few places that a woman usually won't let a random man touch or put his mouth whatsoever [the others are the breateses, vagina, & ass/crack/hole]

Really?

yup. I'm just sayin, the main spots a random man can't just touch on woman are those. If I accidently touched you anywhere else [on purpose ], you may let it slide....

ThisOne said:

Tittypants said:

Female tongues & mouths turn me on.

& besides, it's one of the few places that a woman usually won't let a random man touch or put his mouth whatsoever [the others are the breateses, vagina, & ass/crack/hole]

but guess what!!!! men dont let random women touch their mouth, chest, penis, thighs, bum crack either

not that i've been tryimg.................... its human nature not 2 let ramdoms touch

but anyway do woman like watching med lick icecrem???? does it have the same affect????

On a first date, how far can a guy go with touching you, ThisOne?

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