Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman

The Rolling Stones said it best, “You, you make a dead man cum.” A 38 year old female mortuary worker is being held on $250,000 bond after becoming pregnant by one of her clients-a dead man. The alleged crime took place at the Mourning Glory Mortuary just outside of Lexington, Missouri. Police have charged Felicity Marmaduke with desecration of the dead and necrophilia.

According to a statement made to police by Marmaduke, the alleged victim experienced a post mortem erection while being bathed. Being alone, Marmaduke straddled the dead man and proceeded have sex with him. Much to her surprise, the alleged victim came to orgasm after several minutes. A few weeks later, Marmaduke had a positive pregnancy test while receiving a routine medical exam. Upon telling her doctor the circumstances leading to the conception, the police were notified. Marmaduke was arrested without incident at her dilapidated trailer home a few blocks from the mortuary.

In a bizarre twist, Marmaduke plans to sue the dead man’s estate for child support.

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Oh that kind of thing happens at org gatherings all the time.

I was cracking up laughing @ this....

What posesses someone to shag a dead person?! omg....

all kinds of WRONG goin on there...

orger said:

She must possess some bomb ass pussy to make a dead man bust a nut

I was thinking the same thing.

at least she didnt have to suck his cock 2 get it stiff!!!!!

I can't even process. I mean, my filthy sick mind already went there but DAMN....my good girl side is like "ugggggggh!!! "

Gotta agree. That's some of that snapback kitty.

Shit ain't right, man.

LadyLuvSexxy said:

I can't even process. I mean, my filthy sick mind already went there but DAMN....my good girl side is like "ugggggggh!!! "

Gotta agree. That's some of that snapback kitty.

Shit ain't right, man.

Dont u have to be ALIVE to have an erection and cum to orgasm???? I maybe stupid, but if the WHOLE body is dead then surely the tools are dead as well!!!

think there is even a chance this is true

PurpleSpirit319 said:

Dont u have to be ALIVE to have an erection and cum to orgasm???? I maybe stupid, but if the WHOLE body is dead then surely the tools are dead as well!!!

Yeah...I think this story is a fake.

Without a beating heart, and no blood circulating, how the HELL can blood rush up in there?

PurpleJedi said:

PurpleSpirit319 said:

Dont u have to be ALIVE to have an erection and cum to orgasm???? I maybe stupid, but if the WHOLE body is dead then surely the tools are dead as well!!!

Yeah...I think this story is a fake.

Without a beating heart, and no blood circulating, how the HELL can blood rush up in there?

When someone dies the body does all sorts of weird involuntary movements.. So if he was "freshly" dead this probably could happen, but having an orgasm??? That sounds made up!!

Wow, spermys can survive even after death?

Yeah... this is false... check it out here: http://www.snopes.com/pol...tiffed.asp

luv4u said:

Wow, spermys can survive even after death?

That's what I'm wondering.

doubt it

humin .. rock hard in a funky place

If the man was recently deceased, then rigor mortis would be present before the proteins and fats begin to break down.

I don't think his sperm could've lived though. Sperm require a lot of energy. And the reason why the body goes into rigor mortis after death is because there is no energy left (energy is need to relax the muscle). So highly doubt the impregnation could've occured in this manner.

Although this story sure gives new meaning to "popping open a cold one".

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ThisOne said:

at least she didnt have to suck his cock 2 get it stiff!!!!!

ThruTheEyesOfWonder said:

If the man was recently deceased, then rigor mortis would be present before the proteins and fats begin to break down.

I don't think his sperm could've lived though. Sperm require a lot of energy. And the reason why the body goes into rigor mortis after death is because there is no energy left (energy is need to relax the muscle). So highly doubt the impregnation could've occured in this manner.

Although this story sure gives new meaning to "popping open a cold one".

If this were true, if his estate didn't pay, would he be a dead beat dad?

Nothinbutjoy said:

If this were true, if his estate didn't pay, would he be a dead beat dad?

did everone miss the point that her name is

MARMADUKE

do the math, whut else could she do.

and i'm sure he don't care

he'll go down in history

and won't pay a dime in childsuport

heeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy, he a beat DEAD dad...

Somewhere in the here after is a dead man who is feeling no pain and pretty proud of the fact that he get still get an errection, turn a woman on, and impregnate her, while no longer living.

For the descendants of this man and this morg worker; they have a family legend that compares to none.

Deadflow3r said:

Somewhere in the here after is a dead man who is feeling no pain and pretty proud of the fact that he get still get an errection, turn a woman on, and impregnate her, while no longer living.

For the descendants of this man and this morg worker; they have a family legend that compares to none.

son of a dead man... YUK!!!

bith of a vampire, "from dead sperm" YUK!!!

I just want to see how many people keep posting like this is a real article... past the post that states it's a parody article.

It's like a momentum of something... I dunno what...

ufoclub said:

I just want to see how many people keep posting like this is a real article... past the post that states it's a parody article.

It's like a momentum of something... I dunno what...

Too bad it is false.