I've been working out and my pecs are starting to look stronger and bigger.

Which means that when I get older or stop working out they'll look like man-boobs.

I didn't pay much taxes this year!

...since I didn't earn as much as usual.

I see two new threads on the Org.

And it turns out they're about incest and a forgotten dead woman.

It's bloody cold outside.

So I can store all the extra Christmas food and drinks on the balcony.

A crazy driver almost crashed into me today.

A crazy driver almost crashed into me today.

My old computer died.

But I bought a new one!

It sucked and I had to return it.

So I bought the latest model of my old computer!

But had to hand it back for tweaks.

I will get it tomorrow!

Now add your own!

on the one hand i ate too much chocolate at the company holiday party

on the other hand chocolate is full of anti-germ agents and helps prevent colds

on the one hand the mindless consumerism of christmas is out of control

on the other hand it makes halloween seem positively tame by comparison

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i haven't had sex in over a year

and i'm gettin some for the holidays

maybe it'll be a pitty f*ck

shit, the last time i had a cigarette afterwards

wow, sex and a cigarette

I'm jerking off with one hand.

On the other hand,
I'm typing this post.

Visionnaire said:

I'm jerking off with one hand.

On the other hand,
I'm typing this post.

you are a visionary...

On one hand I count the reasons, I could stay with you...

But on the other hand there's a golden band

I've been typing for what seems like hours...

But i've got LOADS of work done.

The dress I have for a doo tomorrow is all flowy and I think it looks a bit like a maternity dress...

I will eat and drink LOADS and not have to worry about my tummy bloating.

2 of my nails broke today so I had to file them all down...

But I have some nice falsies tucked away somewhere for emergencies which look fabulous darling!

I have to work tomorrow...

But its only for 4 hours and Saturday's are nice and quiet

I'm working from 7:30-3:00 today, doing Saturday Detention

I get paid $40 an hour!

I woke up and my neck was so stiff!

I woke up!

I've gained so much weight this year...

I was able to afford groceries this year.

I like this thread!

(no opposite for this one)

I hate having a sore throat and trying to talk on the phone...

but it was nice to catch up with a friend I haven't heard from in a while.

I hate that its so cold outside,

I do like wearing my new cozy gloves and scarf & hat.

I hate being out so early just to shop...

its nice to be in an uncrowded store and everything so so easy to find.

I hate being sick and having to eat chicken soup ... day after day...

I love chicken soup (homemade) and lately I have been making it with lots of veggies and NO noodles needed and its still hearty. So good!!