You met a guy who had several great qualities; personality, sense of humor, great career, cool ass home, hot ride, sociable and likeable but... he had a wee wittle willie aka a slim jim aka pinky winky aka small dick?

You know, like no bigger than your big toe...when its swollen.

I'm doing a study. Discuss.

Is it hairy?

HotGritz said:

You met a guy who had several great qualities; personality, sense of humor, great career, cool ass home, hot ride, sociable and likeable but... he had a wee wittle willie aka a slim jim aka pinky winky aka small dick?

You know, like no bigger than your big toe...when its swollen.

I'm doing a study. Discuss.

He would be the bottom. Duh

Oh Boy...

If I were gay or a woman I'd pinch that little bean until it volcanoed.

I had a motherfucker like that one night years ago. Honey, that dick was so little you could put the whole thing and both balls in your mouth at the same time.

Anyway, a word of advice if you ever come across a dick like that one night. If you have a freshly shaved face before you went out that night, don't do it. With that dick and both balls in my mouth, that meant the sensitive skin on my freshly shaved face kept rubbing and scraping against his stomach. Child, I had razor burn when I got through with that motherfucker. My face looked like somebody had slapped it.

ScarletScandal said:

HotGritz said:

You met a guy who had several great qualities; personality, sense of humor, great career, cool ass home, hot ride, sociable and likeable but... he had a wee wittle willie aka a slim jim aka pinky winky aka small dick?

You know, like no bigger than your big toe...when its swollen.

I'm doing a study. Discuss.

He would be the bottom. Duh

^

This

HotGritz said:

ScarletScandal said:

HotGritz said:

You met a guy who had several great qualities; personality, sense of humor, great career, cool ass home, hot ride, sociable and likeable but... he had a wee wittle willie aka a slim jim aka pinky winky aka small dick?

You know, like no bigger than your big toe...when its swollen.

I'm doing a study. Discuss.

He would be the bottom. Duh

Yup

SUPRMAN said:

IDontBelieveYouHeardMe said:

SUPRMAN said:

Yup

That dude is gonna be pissed! He thinks he's getting some pussy, but then the intended recipient of his insertion tells him that she'll be pitchin' and he'll be catchin'! Lol. That plan needs a rethink.

Those little dick motherfuckers can be manipulated. The one I had that night wasn't 100% gay, he was closet bisexual trade. Most trade will argue about sucking dick but I only had to tell this motherfucker once that if he wanted his dick sucked, he was gonna suck mine first and he opened his mouth immediately.

How are his oral skills?

JuliePurplehead said:

How are his oral skills?

They weren't worth a damn. But then again, I was drunk out of my skull so that probably affected things too.

Buy him a strap-on? I haven't been in a situation like this, but if I liked everything else about him, I guess that's all that could be done if I wanted to keep being with him and wanted to get done how I like

HotGritz said:

I'm doing a study. Discuss.

i should add, if the guy has a great personality, dick size doesn't matter so much. there are ways and there are ways

Well .. he has a face for a reason.

Mya said:

Well .. he has a face for a reason.

That didn't come out right, fuck sake.

He has a mouth for a reason, I'd teach him to put it to good use

I've actually come across a guy with this problem. He had the face of a god but the dick game was a different story .. such a shame, honestly At least he knew how to laugh about it

MacDaddy said:

ScarletScandal said:

He would be the bottom. Duh

^

This

Hey stud. What's cookin' in your kitchen?

Damn... my big toe is small.

Now fuck a baby dick? He needs to have a large tongue and be masterful at cunnilingus. Good with his hands, and SECURE in himself... which baby dicked men never are.

So um no, I can't be with an insecure man, regardless of dick size.

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paintedlady said:

Damn... my big toe is small.

Now fuck a baby dick? He needs to have a large tongue and me masterful at cunnilingus. Good with his hands, and SECURE in himself... which baby dicked men never are.

So um no, I can't be with an insecure man, regardless of dick size.

Co-sign.

ScarletScandal said:

MacDaddy said:

^

This

Hey stud. What's cookin' in your kitchen?

well, looking for a chef actually

HotGritz said:

You met a guy who had several great qualities; personality, sense of humor, great career, cool ass home, hot ride, sociable and likeable but... he had a wee wittle willie aka a slim jim aka pinky winky aka small dick?

You know, like no bigger than your big toe...when its swollen.

I'm doing a study. Discuss.

Basically he is hung like Chaz Bono after steroids. Same solutions IMO. He needs to learn how to use toys to fill up the void. There is nothing wrong with that . He and his lady friend could get enjoyment out of a strap on combined with double penetration, putting his dick in her anus and the larger dildo in her other hole. Given that his dick is trial size, maybe his new girlfriend might be open to anal sex even if she never was before.

This has all the makings of an interesting thread

I don't care how good looking he is, how much money he got, how nice he is. If he got a little dick, ain't nuthin' he can do for me. He'll have to keep on steppin' until he can find someone who doesn't mind.

MacDaddy said:

ScarletScandal said:

Hey stud. What's cookin' in your kitchen?

well, looking for a chef actually

ScarletScandal said:

MacDaddy said:

well, looking for a chef actually

ScarletScandal said:

MacDaddy said:

well, looking for a chef actually

HotGritz said:

You met a guy who had several great qualities; personality, sense of humor, great career, cool ass home, hot ride, sociable and likeable but... he had a wee wittle willie aka a slim jim aka pinky winky aka small dick?

You know, like no bigger than your big toe...when its swollen.

I'm doing a study. Discuss.

Fine with me..long as he is cute, a great kisser and has nice thick hands and feet Im good.