vainandy said:

I had a motherfucker like that one night years ago. Honey, that dick was so little you could put the whole thing and both balls in your mouth at the same time.

Anyway, a word of advice if you ever come across a dick like that one night. If you have a freshly shaved face before you went out that night, don't do it. With that dick and both balls in my mouth, that meant the sensitive skin on my freshly shaved face kept rubbing and scraping against his stomach. Child, I had razor burn when I got through with that motherfucker. My face looked like somebody had slapped it.

LMFAO!!!

Mya said:

Mya said:

Well .. he has a face for a reason.

That didn't come out right, fuck sake.

He has a mouth for a reason, I'd teach him to put it to good use

I like your first answer better.

connorhawke said:

ScarletScandal said:

CONNIE!!

HotGritz said:

Mya said:

That didn't come out right, fuck sake.

He has a mouth for a reason, I'd teach him to put it to good use

I like your first answer better.

Either way, I think I got my point across

HotGritz said:

You met a guy who had several great qualities; personality, sense of humor, great career, cool ass home, hot ride, sociable and likeable but... he had a wee wittle willie aka a slim jim aka pinky winky aka small dick?

You know, like no bigger than your big toe...when its swollen.

I'm doing a study. Discuss.

I once stumbled across a guy who had a little willy. I was slighty disappointed at first, but he easily gave me multiple orgasms. I guess he hit the parts that other guys skimmed past.

Lisa10 said:

HotGritz said:

You met a guy who had several great qualities; personality, sense of humor, great career, cool ass home, hot ride, sociable and likeable but... he had a wee wittle willie aka a slim jim aka pinky winky aka small dick?

You know, like no bigger than your big toe...when its swollen.

I'm doing a study. Discuss.

I once stumbled across a guy who had a little willy. I was slighty disappointed at first, but he easily gave me multiple orgasms. I guess he hit the parts that other guys skimmed past.

WELL ALRIGHT!!!!!!