If you like talking dirty and you want to keep liking it, you probably should never listen to a recording of it taking place.

Good looord.

HobbesLeCute said:

If you like talking dirty and you want to keep liking it, you probably should never listen to a recording of it taking place.

Good looord.

True.

KidaDynamite said:

HobbesLeCute said:

If you like talking dirty and you want to keep liking it, you probably should never listen to a recording of it taking place.

Good looord.

True.

It's horrible. I'll never talk about glazing anything that isn't a bundt cake ever again.

HobbesLeCute said:

KidaDynamite said:

True.

It's horrible. I'll never talk about glazing anything that isn't a bundt cake ever again.

As long as it sounded good to the one you meant it for then you did well! Your comments reminded me of college in 1980. My roommate in the dorm had her boyfriend spend the night. Ugh, the stupid shit they would say to each other in the wee hours of the morning. I can not believe that I never just broke out and laughed. I did not want them to know I could hear them. I was being Polite . That is how stupid I was!

Deadflow3r said:

HobbesLeCute said:

It's horrible. I'll never talk about glazing anything that isn't a bundt cake ever again.

As long as it sounded good to the one you meant it for then you did well! Your comments reminded me of college in 1980. My roommate in the dorm had her boyfriend spend the night. Ugh, the stupid shit they would say to each other in the wee hours of the morning. I can not believe that I never just broke out and laughed. I did not want them to know I could hear them. I was being Polite . That is how stupid I was!

You just HAVE to elaborate now. What did you overhear?

connorhawke said:

Deadflow3r said:

As long as it sounded good to the one you meant it for then you did well! Your comments reminded me of college in 1980. My roommate in the dorm had her boyfriend spend the night. Ugh, the stupid shit they would say to each other in the wee hours of the morning. I can not believe that I never just broke out and laughed. I did not want them to know I could hear them. I was being Polite . That is how stupid I was!

You just HAVE to elaborate now. What did you overhear?

Oh the the usual "your tits are so amazingly beautiful" crap. She was a respectable girl from a wealthy town near Boston were many of the Boston Bruins lived. He was not gonna say " Oh, Robin, you nasty whore, you know you wanna...." They were like a smarmy Romeo and Juliette. They fed each other in the Dorm cafeteria! Ugh. She was always with Brad and had no female friends. She was very pretty and interesting looking at the same time.

It did not last, THANK GOD!

Deadflow3r said:

connorhawke said:

You just HAVE to elaborate now. What did you overhear?

Oh the the usual "your tits are so amazingly beautiful" crap. She was a respectable girl from a wealthy town near Boston were many of the Boston Bruins lived. He was not gonna say " Oh, Robin, you nasty whore, you know you wanna...." They were like a smarmy Romeo and Juliette. They fed each other in the Dorm cafeteria! Ugh. She was always with Brad and had no female friends. She was very pretty and interesting looking at the same time.

It did not last, THANK GOD!

omg that reminds me. There was this couple in high school who would feed each other. They were your typical aussie blonde couple and they used to hand feed each other but not with any type of sexy food. I'm talking chips and bloody gravy!

That also reminds me I ended up sleeping with the guy a couple of months after that.

Ahhhh, high school.

Went back on the singles site and got a message from a fairly attractive 25 year old guy asking me if I wanted to get pounded by his big, thick, ten inch.

The problem was the word "POUNDED". That word does not give me any warm fuzzy feelings when coming from a stranger in the first sentence they ever send me. I kept on asking him, " Why did you choose me?" Did not reply. Not even, Your fat and I like fat. Just more about how good this pounding was going to feel.

I may have lost some of my morals but I still have fear. So, despite the fact that I really liked his pics - they had a lot of personality to them, we are not meeting up for the pounding .

connorhawke said:

Deadflow3r said:

Oh the the usual "your tits are so amazingly beautiful" crap. She was a respectable girl from a wealthy town near Boston were many of the Boston Bruins lived. He was not gonna say " Oh, Robin, you nasty whore, you know you wanna...." They were like a smarmy Romeo and Juliette. They fed each other in the Dorm cafeteria! Ugh. She was always with Brad and had no female friends. She was very pretty and interesting looking at the same time.

It did not last, THANK GOD!

omg that reminds me. There was this couple in high school who would feed each other. They were your typical aussie blonde couple and they used to hand feed each other but not with any type of sexy food. I'm talking chips and bloody gravy!

That also reminds me I ended up sleeping with the guy a couple of months after that.

Ahhhh, high school.

whores, all of you!

Deadflow3r said:

Went back on the singles site and got a message from a fairly attractive 25 year old guy asking me if I wanted to get pounded by his big, thick, ten inch.

The problem was the word "POUNDED". That word does not give me any warm fuzzy feelings when coming from a stranger in the first sentence they ever send me. I kept on asking him, " Why did you choose me?" Did not reply. Not even, Your fat and I like fat. Just more about how good this pounding was going to feel.

I may have lost some of my morals but I still have fear. So, despite the fact that I really liked his pics - they had a lot of personality to them, we are not meeting up for the pounding .

My guess is you were gonna show up at his house and he was gonna have a little boxing glove on his tip.

Deadflow3r said:

HobbesLeCute said:

It's horrible. I'll never talk about glazing anything that isn't a bundt cake ever again.

As long as it sounded good to the one you meant it for then you did well! Your comments reminded me of college in 1980. My roommate in the dorm had her boyfriend spend the night. Ugh, the stupid shit they would say to each other in the wee hours of the morning. I can not believe that I never just broke out and laughed. I did not want them to know I could hear them. I was being Polite . That is how stupid I was!

At the time it was the greatest wank of my life. So once I learned hearing it again was an option I went right for it.

And then I was like "Man, there are just some things that aren't meant to be heard through a slight midwestern accent."

I'll probably get over it though cause dirty talking is awesome.

HobbesLeCute said:

Deadflow3r said:

As long as it sounded good to the one you meant it for then you did well! Your comments reminded me of college in 1980. My roommate in the dorm had her boyfriend spend the night. Ugh, the stupid shit they would say to each other in the wee hours of the morning. I can not believe that I never just broke out and laughed. I did not want them to know I could hear them. I was being Polite . That is how stupid I was!

At the time it was the greatest wank of my life. So once I learned hearing it again was an option I went right for it.

And then I was like "Man, there are just some things that aren't meant to be heard through a slight midwestern accent."

I'll probably get over it though cause dirty talking is awesome.

Yeah, not everyone can have a voice like Donald Sutherland or Ann Bancroft. (I am sure their are younger performers with great sexy speaking voices but those 2 are the first to come to mind).

My voice has a decent tone but the nasal edge given by my Massachusetts roots is only made worse by the slight drawl that I began to pick up in the late 90's after living in Atlanta for a decade! It is a horrible combination! If I am truly going to become a character actress I need to get some voice coaching.

My love for Southern men is ALL about the accent.

So now I am here getting raunchy all by myself! I don't care I have naughty thoughts and need to share them

And that is my problem I guess. I made a little chat friend who I was suppose to meet this week but all that kinky mental forplay went no were. On Friday he said something about needing to step out for a second (after maybe an hour or more of chatting) and then he typed "brb in half an hour" . That was the 18th and we were to meet on the 21st or 22nd. We have not spoken since.

It is obvious to me now that my place in his life was to talk dirty to him via internet chat while he masturbated or whatever. Nothing more or nothing less. Unless this guy was in an accident, that was basically the story.

I don't mind talking dirty just for the sake of it. There are 2 canadians I do this with and I know for sure we will never meet. However that is upfront. This guy was different, he was not honest about never meeting me and that just pissed me off .

Deadflow3r said:

So now I am here getting raunchy all by myself! I don't care I have naughty thoughts and need to share them

And that is my problem I guess. I made a little chat friend who I was suppose to meet this week but all that kinky mental forplay went no were. On Friday he said something about needing to step out for a second (after maybe an hour or more of chatting) and then he typed "brb in half an hour" . That was the 18th and we were to meet on the 21st or 22nd. We have not spoken since.

It is obvious to me now that my place in his life was to talk dirty to him via internet chat while he masturbated or whatever. Nothing more or nothing less. Unless this guy was in an accident, that was basically the story.

I don't mind talking dirty just for the sake of it. There are 2 canadians I do this with and I know for sure we will never meet. However that is upfront. This guy was different, he was not honest about never meeting me and that just pissed me off .

Tittypants said:

Deadflow3r said:

So now I am here getting raunchy all by myself! I don't care I have naughty thoughts and need to share them

And that is my problem I guess. I made a little chat friend who I was suppose to meet this week but all that kinky mental forplay went no were. On Friday he said something about needing to step out for a second (after maybe an hour or more of chatting) and then he typed "brb in half an hour" . That was the 18th and we were to meet on the 21st or 22nd. We have not spoken since.

It is obvious to me now that my place in his life was to talk dirty to him via internet chat while he masturbated or whatever. Nothing more or nothing less. Unless this guy was in an accident, that was basically the story.

I don't mind talking dirty just for the sake of it. There are 2 canadians I do this with and I know for sure we will never meet. However that is upfront. This guy was different, he was not honest about never meeting me and that just pissed me off .

It has left me asking why but i think i know why. It was all part of lying to himself that it really could in fact happen when the truth was that he was never going to go through with it. It made the fantasy all that much more life like if I was not talking as if we were just playing.

The 2 canadians are not fucking with my emotions and he did. He probably doesn't feel the least bit guilty about it either.

Deadflow3r said:

Tittypants said:

It has left me asking why but i think i know why. It was all part of lying to himself that it really could in fact happen when the truth was that he was never going to go through with it. It made the fantasy all that much more life like if I was not talking as if we were just playing.

The 2 canadians are not fucking with my emotions and he did. He probably doesn't feel the least bit guilty about it either.

I wouldn't do that @ all. He should have just been honest in the beginning.....

Tittypants said:

Deadflow3r said:

It has left me asking why but i think i know why. It was all part of lying to himself that it really could in fact happen when the truth was that he was never going to go through with it. It made the fantasy all that much more life like if I was not talking as if we were just playing.

The 2 canadians are not fucking with my emotions and he did. He probably doesn't feel the least bit guilty about it either.

I wouldn't do that @ all. He should have just been honest in the beginning.....

That is the funny thing; I would not have turned him away if he had been upfront; just kept my emotions in better check that is all. Now he lost a good chat buddy and has to find another who will let him air out his kinky side. Not every thought we masturbate to do we actually want to act out. I am cool with that. Very . All I ask for is respect for my emotions.

I am new to all of this and I really did learn something. I am grateful for that. I can tell that I have to be aware of where my emotions and expectations are and communicate that more.

I am now chatting away with a guy who is 25 and originally from Paris. He seems fun and he is on the road a lot. I have has other men under 25 check me out. Plenty of them actually,lol. I think my new look is sort of twisted high school principal. Seriously . Young guys are totally digging it despite my 40 inch waistline. Amazing.

One guy said he was 20 but his picture showed a young man of 17 or less. I didn't touch that message, straight to the trash bin. Yikes!

Having a sex life seems to be ALL about working what you've got. I have that Mother Superior, Sadistic Principal. look I guess. Who knew I would be the star of so many young mens fantasies ?

I have done something I have never done in myh 50 years; sent naked and headless body part pictures to men.

It is good that they did not have cell phones when I was younger. I don't even think we had video recorders back then!

Even if these saggy breast photos should catch up with me somehow, I am already 50 and only have so much time left on this earth to be humiliated anyway.

Yesterday I was suppose to meet a guy at Waffle House just for coffee at 11a.m. The man did not show. The man did not text to say he would not show. The man is 39 years old. WTF?????

Men,

You are the one that said you wanted to meet me.

Fine

I set up a meet up that can not get any cheaper or any less intimidating.

Fine

For whatever reason, you are not as enthusiatic on Friday a.m. as you where on Thursday am

Fine

Is it really that painful to text me somewhere around 10:30 to 11;10 and say, I am not going to show?????

You never met me so you don't owe my ass an explaination.

I am nothing to you

But I am a friggin person

Give me the respect every single person deserves and cancel instead of leaving me at the fucken Waffle house, telling the waitress that any minute I will order because surely you will arrive. Dear Lord!!!

Now that you can text you don't even have to be brave enough to hear the sound of my voice.

Even if your balls are no bigger than spit balls you should be able to do that!!!!!!!!

Deadflow3r said:

I have done something I have never done in myh 50 years; sent naked and headless body part pictures to men.

It is good that they did not have cell phones when I was younger. I don't even think we had video recorders back then!

Even if these saggy breast photos should catch up with me somehow, I am already 50 and only have so much time left on this earth to be humiliated anyway.

Woop Woop for the naughty pictures...

Deadflow3r said:

I have done something I have never done in myh 50 years; sent naked and headless body part pictures to men.

It is good that they did not have cell phones when I was younger. I don't even think we had video recorders back then!

Even if these saggy breast photos should catch up with me somehow, I am already 50 and only have so much time left on this earth to be humiliated anyway.

you're sending nude pics out & didn't hit ya boy Tittypants with any?! How dare thee?! [just kidding with you....unlessyouactuallywanttodoit ]

KidaDynamite said:

Deadflow3r said:

I have done something I have never done in myh 50 years; sent naked and headless body part pictures to men.

It is good that they did not have cell phones when I was younger. I don't even think we had video recorders back then!

Even if these saggy breast photos should catch up with me somehow, I am already 50 and only have so much time left on this earth to be humiliated anyway.

Woop Woop for the naughty pictures...

you and tittiepants ; is there any punishment for encouraging the coruption of an AARP age person?

Tittypants said:

Deadflow3r said:

I have done something I have never done in myh 50 years; sent naked and headless body part pictures to men.

It is good that they did not have cell phones when I was younger. I don't even think we had video recorders back then!

Even if these saggy breast photos should catch up with me somehow, I am already 50 and only have so much time left on this earth to be humiliated anyway.

you're sending nude pics out & didn't hit ya boy Tittypants with any?! How dare thee?! [just kidding with you....unlessyouactuallywanttodoit ]

I only give them out to permanently banned ex-orgers. It has been fun though.

People are strangely paradoxical.

Men that I have met who describe themselves as "a bit wild" and non-religious are the most reluctant to actually meet me in person. They can talk me up now, for sure. They could spend the whole morning in the chat rooms of the internet telling me all the things they would like to do with my body and would like me to do with theirs.

But that is all it is.

Some pics of their erections from various angles, and at various stages.

But that is all.

Now those Christian men are a bit different. They want to see me in person and want to know what type of outfit I will be wearing and what type of foundation garments as well. They are eager to cover the bases as quickly as possible despite the fact that they don't know me from Eve and can not be certain if I am lying about my sexual history or if I have an STD.

So who is the bad ass here?

I have actually met 2 "satanists". Both seem to be big talkers. Little boys in scary Halloween outfits. I am not impressed. No wonder that when Armegedon happens Jesus will win. They remind me of that line in the Wizard of Oz "Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain".

Not enough sex, not enough sex, not enough sex...

JustErin said:

Not enough sex, not enough sex, not enough sex...

Is that your dirty talk?

kewlschool said:

JustErin said:

Not enough sex, not enough sex, not enough sex...

Is that your dirty talk?

Fuck, no.

JustErin said:

kewlschool said:

Is that your dirty talk?

Fuck, no.

lol. I know-just yanking your chain.

JustErin said:

Not enough sex, not enough sex, not enough sex...

Lately it's been mostly work and litte to no play. So the next few months I'm gonna slut-it-up a bit, moreso than I already am.