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Thread started 09/21/11 7:59am

imago

NERD SEXY MAKEOVER

I've always thought the guy above was rather cute. However, that hair is just not forgivable. It screams years and years of neglect in pursuit of high scores on Warcraft.

It's time to clean up .

1. New hairdo. For 80 bucks (for men), you can go to a salon and get a modern hairstyle.

Classic hair is back in style, again. So I recommend a shorter crop classic cut---EMO, fins, and 'The OC' look is ong dead now. The difference between this year's classic look and last yearr's is that it should be only slightly messier than last year. Something like this do below.

2. Also, darken the glasses and shrink them a bit.

3. Lastly, get a suit. Dress formal. Formal dress is in this year. It's ok to 'hipster chic' it but do so respectfully. Don't use fabrics that aren't appropriate--if you're going to be daring, do it with accented colors.

4. I think he's cute like this.

[Edited 9/21/11 8:01am]

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Reply #1 posted 09/21/11 8:30am

PurpleJedi

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rolleyes

Sure...that dude gets a suit & a purple tie...meanwhile I get a mullet, a poodle, and Beyonce's half-nekked epilepticoreography.

punch

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Reply #2 posted 09/21/11 8:37am

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imago said:

I've always thought the guy above was rather cute. However, that hair is just not forgivable. It screams years and years of neglect in pursuit of high scores on Warcraft.

It's time to clean up .

1. New hairdo. For 80 bucks (for men), you can go to a salon and get a modern hairstyle.

Classic hair is back in style, again. So I recommend a shorter crop classic cut---EMO, fins, and 'The OC' look is ong dead now. The difference between this year's classic look and last yearr's is that it should be only slightly messier than last year. Something like this do below.

2. Also, darken the glasses and shrink them a bit.

3. Lastly, get a suit. Dress formal. Formal dress is in this year. It's ok to 'hipster chic' it but do so respectfully. Don't use fabrics that aren't appropriate--if you're going to be daring, do it with accented colors.

4. I think he's cute like this.

[Edited 9/21/11 8:01am]

I don't know if it is possible to do a glasses make-over but he sure does need one. I had pink wire frames that I got because I qualify for government assistance glasses. They began to discolor and also discolor and make raw the sides of my nose.

When I sold my car I did something many people would not think wise, I went and got new glasses. They were a black slightly retro frame from RayBan and the change was unbelieveable!

Glasses are very important. Everyone looks at your face, not everyone will look at your watch or shoes even. Glasses are not the place to cut corners or make too quick choices and it pays to have a couple of pairs.

There came a time when the risk of remaining tight in the bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. Anais Nin.
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Reply #3 posted 09/21/11 8:41am

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black nerdsexy...thumbs up! ..biggrin

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Reply #4 posted 09/21/11 10:15am

MIGUELGOMEZ

Nerds are hot in bed.......only sayin'.

MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits"
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Reply #5 posted 09/21/11 10:17am

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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Nerds are hot in bed.......only sayin'.

Has this been your experience? Does it change the way you look at prospective dates? Do you cruise for nerds - if you were to cruise that is?

There came a time when the risk of remaining tight in the bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. Anais Nin.
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Reply #6 posted 09/21/11 10:32am

MIGUELGOMEZ

Deadflow3r said:

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Nerds are hot in bed.......only sayin'.

Has this been your experience? Does it change the way you look at prospective dates? Do you cruise for nerds - if you were to cruise that is?

I've had experience with a couple of nerd and, even though I don't want to generalize, it was AWESOME.

I don't date by the way, I have drive-thru sex......

MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits"
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Reply #7 posted 09/21/11 10:51am

imago

Deadflow3r said:

imago said:

I've always thought the guy above was rather cute. However, that hair is just not forgivable. It screams years and years of neglect in pursuit of high scores on Warcraft.

It's time to clean up .

1. New hairdo. For 80 bucks (for men), you can go to a salon and get a modern hairstyle.

Classic hair is back in style, again. So I recommend a shorter crop classic cut---EMO, fins, and 'The OC' look is ong dead now. The difference between this year's classic look and last yearr's is that it should be only slightly messier than last year. Something like this do below.

2. Also, darken the glasses and shrink them a bit.

3. Lastly, get a suit. Dress formal. Formal dress is in this year. It's ok to 'hipster chic' it but do so respectfully. Don't use fabrics that aren't appropriate--if you're going to be daring, do it with accented colors.

4. I think he's cute like this.

[Edited 9/21/11 8:01am]

I don't know if it is possible to do a glasses make-over but he sure does need one. I had pink wire frames that I got because I qualify for government assistance glasses. They began to discolor and also discolor and make raw the sides of my nose.

When I sold my car I did something many people would not think wise, I went and got new glasses. They were a black slightly retro frame from RayBan and the change was unbelieveable!

Glasses are very important. Everyone looks at your face, not everyone will look at your watch or shoes even. Glasses are not the place to cut corners or make too quick choices and it pays to have a couple of pairs.

I do agree with this. I also think anyone looks good in glasses depending on the style.

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Reply #8 posted 09/21/11 10:52am

imago

PurpleJedi said:

rolleyes

Sure...that dude gets a suit & a purple tie...meanwhile I get a mullet, a poodle, and Beyonce's half-nekked epilepticoreography.

punch

Is this thread even on the list of Approved New Imago Threads btw???

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Reply #9 posted 09/21/11 11:03am

PurpleJedi

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imago said:

PurpleJedi said:

rolleyes

Sure...that dude gets a suit & a purple tie...meanwhile I get a mullet, a poodle, and Beyonce's half-nekked epilepticoreography.

punch

Is this thread even on the list of Approved New Imago Threads btw???

...ooooh....just you wait 'til I buy myself a computer with Photoshop.... bitchfight

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Reply #10 posted 09/21/11 11:04am

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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Deadflow3r said:

Has this been your experience? Does it change the way you look at prospective dates? Do you cruise for nerds - if you were to cruise that is?

I've had experience with a couple of nerd and, even though I don't want to generalize, it was AWESOME.

I don't date by the way, I have drive-thru sex......

Nerds only have a passing concern if that, for their looks - however when it comes to their grade, whether you give them a B, B+ or A that means everything to them. Not only do they not want to fail you but they would be insulted of you said they did "alright" or "good". Good is never good enough.

There came a time when the risk of remaining tight in the bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. Anais Nin.
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Reply #11 posted 09/21/11 11:08am

imago

I adore nerds who KNOW that they are nerds but are totally cool with that.

I mean, they try to change it, sure, but they don't try to 'improve' their looks based on feelings of inadequacies moreso than just trying 'new waters' lol

I findt them adrorable.

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Reply #12 posted 09/21/11 11:58am

Deadflow3r

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imago said:

I adore nerds who KNOW that they are nerds but are totally cool with that.

I mean, they try to change it, sure, but they don't try to 'improve' their looks based on feelings of inadequacies moreso than just trying 'new waters' lol

I findt them adrorable.

I think it is that nerdy little boy underneath that makes Marilyn Manson my new celebrity crush wink .

There came a time when the risk of remaining tight in the bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. Anais Nin.
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Reply #13 posted 09/21/11 3:33pm

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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Nerds are hot in bed.......only sayin'.

That's because all that jocks think about are sports. Nerds only think about sex.

geek

I'm firmly planted in denial
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Reply #14 posted 09/21/11 3:53pm

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PurpleJedi said:

imago said:

...ooooh....just you wait 'til I buy myself a computer with Photoshop.... bitchfight

Shake ur $$$$$$$Maker Jedi..........falloff

Dave Is Nuttier Than A Can Of Planters Peanuts...(Ottensen)
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Reply #15 posted 09/21/11 3:57pm

NDRU

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imago said:

[Edited 9/21/11 8:01am]

Much like plastic surgery, these might be good ideas on paper, but they make him look worse in reality.

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Reply #16 posted 09/21/11 6:45pm

PurpleJedi

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davetherave6767 said:

PurpleJedi said:

...ooooh....just you wait 'til I buy myself a computer with Photoshop.... bitchfight

Shake ur $$$$$$$Maker Jedi..........falloff

DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM!!!!

lol

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Reply #17 posted 09/22/11 4:39am

imago

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Reply #18 posted 09/22/11 10:57am

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imago said:

I've always thought the guy above was rather cute. However, that hair is just not forgivable. It screams years and years of neglect in pursuit of high scores on Warcraft.

It's time to clean up .

1. New hairdo. For 80 bucks (for men), you can go to a salon and get a modern hairstyle.

Classic hair is back in style, again. So I recommend a shorter crop classic cut---EMO, fins, and 'The OC' look is ong dead now. The difference between this year's classic look and last yearr's is that it should be only slightly messier than last year. Something like this do below.

2. Also, darken the glasses and shrink them a bit.

3. Lastly, get a suit. Dress formal. Formal dress is in this year. It's ok to 'hipster chic' it but do so respectfully. Don't use fabrics that aren't appropriate--if you're going to be daring, do it with accented colors.

4. I think he's cute like this.

[Edited 9/21/11 8:01am]

call them nerds now, you will most likely will be calling him boss later

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