HotGritz said:

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Wasn't he married to her:

^ One guess why it didn't work out.

Her:

Money washes all the ugly away.

morningsong said:

Her:

Money washes all the ugly away.

Is the girl from that movie with the Beatles soundtrack and the guest appearance by Bono? The name of the film escapes me but the trailer is forever etched in my mind. I heard the film sucked ass though.

she pretty!

morningsong said:

HotGritz said:

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Wasn't he married to her:

No accounting for taste...

[Edited 9/15/11 20:03pm]

SCNDLS said:

PurpleJedi said:

Well he's a sensitive guy, so doesn't that count for something?

Plus if he left a former Ms. Universe to get with J-Lo, he must be doing SOMETHING right!

...although...

...I realize that Karma is a bitch...but it must really suck to know that the love of your life, whom u pined for and even left your wife & kids for...is now banging a pretty boy.

http://www.nydailynews.co...mbus_.html

Bradley Cooper is another that I just don't get the attraction. He's not the least bit cute and he's the same smug/conceited character in every movie it seems. He reminds me of Seth Green.

[Edited 9/13/11 7:40am]

Shut your mouth! Bradley Cooper is fine as hell, and I'd make a nice little ginger snack out of Seth Green! If U think they are ugly, I'm afraid to see what U think is cute!

HotGritz said:

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O.K. I will admit it, I could do him without the lipstick on. The smearing of lipstick would be the dealbreaker.

Deadflow3r said:

HotGritz said:

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O.K. I will admit it, I could do him without the lipstick on. The smearing of lipstick would be the dealbreaker.

Wouldn't it be like f**king a corpse?!!

purplethunder3121 said:

Deadflow3r said:

O.K. I will admit it, I could do him without the lipstick on. The smearing of lipstick would be the dealbreaker.

Wouldn't it be like f**king a corpse?!!

Or a science project?

missfee said:

purplethunder3121 said:

Wouldn't it be like f**king a corpse?!!

Or a science project?

He sure is frightening.

purplethunder3121 said:

paisleypark4 said:

purplethunder3121 said:

No...he actually is / was pretty attractive even though his personality was booty. He could make me go a couple times in one night I know that for sure.

As I've stated before: Mike the type of nucca that you don't know if he's gon' hug you or choke but gaddamit you'd risk it, at least once, cuz you KNOW he was puttin down some good sex.

You just gotta hope you live to tell the tale.

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SCNDLS said:

paisleypark4 said:

No...he actually is / was pretty attractive even though his personality was booty. He could make me go a couple times in one night I know that for sure.

As I've stated before: Mike the type of nucca that you don't know if he's gon' hug you or choke but gaddamit you'd risk it, at least once, cuz you KNOW he was puttin down some good sex. :tonK:

You just gotta hope you live to tell the tale.

paisleypark4 said:

SCNDLS said:

As I've stated before: Mike the type of nucca that you don't know if he's gon' hug you or choke but gaddamit you'd risk it, at least once, cuz you KNOW he was puttin down some good sex. :tonK:

You just gotta hope you live to tell the tale.

RIGHT!?! I wouldnt even try to be a top with that one...I know Im just going to have to be bent over and flung around like a ragdoll. They say he puts it down hard....

When he was on trial for "rape" I recall that chick describing how he ate her upside down an' shit forever! That's when I KNEW that bitch was lying cuz she LET him do it for awhile and wasn't fighting back.

Even in his documentary when he talked about his love for women he managed to be wholly offensive AND oddly stimulating at the same time. Damn, I gotta put my OWN self on the prayer list IMMEJETLY!!!

SCNDLS said:

paisleypark4 said:

RIGHT!?! I wouldnt even try to be a top with that one...I know Im just going to have to be bent over and flung around like a ragdoll. They say he puts it down hard....

When he was on trial for "rape" I recall that chick describing how he ate her upside down an' shit forever! That's when I KNEW that bitch was lying cuz she LET him do it for awhile and wasn't fighting back.

Even in his documentary when he talked about his love for women he managed to be wholly offensive AND oddly stimulating at the same time. Damn, I gotta put my OWN self on the prayer list IMMEJETLY!!!

I think Mike just photographs ugly.. in real time he looks "rugged" and he comes off handsome to me.

He looked decent on film... and he looks better than lots of boxers I've seen with broken noses.

SCNDLS said:

paisleypark4 said:

No...he actually is / was pretty attractive even though his personality was booty. He could make me go a couple times in one night I know that for sure.

As I've stated before: Mike the type of nucca that you don't know if he's gon' hug you or choke but gaddamit you'd risk it, at least once, cuz you KNOW he was puttin down some good sex.

You just gotta hope you live to tell the tale.

*dead*

SCNDLS said:

paisleypark4 said:

RIGHT!?! I wouldnt even try to be a top with that one...I know Im just going to have to be bent over and flung around like a ragdoll. They say he puts it down hard....

When he was on trial for "rape" I recall that chick describing how he ate her upside down an' shit forever! That's when I KNEW that bitch was lying cuz she LET him do it for awhile and wasn't fighting back.

Even in his documentary when he talked about his love for women he managed to be wholly offensive AND oddly stimulating at the same time. Damn, I gotta put my OWN self on the prayer list IMMEJETLY!!!

missfee said:

SCNDLS said:

When he was on trial for "rape" I recall that chick describing how he ate her upside down an' shit forever! That's when I KNEW that bitch was lying cuz she LET him do it for awhile and wasn't fighting back.

Even in his documentary when he talked about his love for women he managed to be wholly offensive AND oddly stimulating at the same time. Damn, I gotta put my OWN self on the prayer list IMMEJETLY!!!

Huh, what?

SCNDLS said:

paisleypark4 said:

No...he actually is / was pretty attractive even though his personality was booty. He could make me go a couple times in one night I know that for sure.

As I've stated before: Mike the type of nucca that you don't know if he's gon' hug you or choke but gaddamit you'd risk it, at least once, cuz you KNOW he was puttin down some good sex.

You just gotta hope you live to tell the tale.

[Edited 9/16/11 6:42am]

I thought you said you were into big dicks? Well, google Mike Tyson nude. There are pictures out there. He's got a tiny dick and not only is it tiny, it's also skinny.

vainandy said:

SCNDLS said:

As I've stated before: Mike the type of nucca that you don't know if he's gon' hug you or choke but gaddamit you'd risk it, at least once, cuz you KNOW he was puttin down some good sex.

You just gotta hope you live to tell the tale.

[Edited 9/16/11 6:42am]

I thought you said you were into big dicks? Well, google Mike Tyson nude. There are pictures out there. He's got a tiny dick and not only is it tiny, it's also skinny.

BLASPHEMER! Surely you lie!!!! (SCNDLS runs from the thread to google )

Andy, lemme borrow your account info for queerclick.com cuz every site I found tried to install shit on my computer and I ain't gotta see Mike's alledged wee willy that bad.

[Edited 9/16/11 10:01am]

SCNDLS said:

vainandy said:

I thought you said you were into big dicks? Well, google Mike Tyson nude. There are pictures out there. He's got a tiny dick and not only is it tiny, it's also skinny.

BLASPHEMER! Surely you lie!!!! (SCNDLS runs from the thread to google )

Wait till you see that little thang. He looks like he's just stepping out of the shower with a towel. There's another one of him out there on a scale like he's weighing in.

Oh believe me honey, when it comes to dicks, I've googled every man's name I can think of. Dammitt, why aren't there any of Michael Henderson?!!!!

vainandy said:

SCNDLS said:

BLASPHEMER! Surely you lie!!!! (SCNDLS runs from the thread to google )

Wait till you see that little thang. He looks like he's just stepping out of the shower with a towel. There's another one of him out there on a scale like he's weighing in.

Oh believe me honey, when it comes to dicks, I've googled every man's name I can think of. Dammitt, why aren't there any of Michael Henderson?!!!!

It CANNOT be worse than Terrence Howard. Impossible!

SCNDLS said:

vainandy said:

Wait till you see that little thang. He looks like he's just stepping out of the shower with a towel. There's another one of him out there on a scale like he's weighing in.

Oh believe me honey, when it comes to dicks, I've googled every man's name I can think of. Dammitt, why aren't there any of Michael Henderson?!!!!

It CANNOT be worse than Terrence Howard. Impossible!

I haven't seen Mike's picture in a while but I think he's bigger than Terrence.

SCNDLS said:

paisleypark4 said:

RIGHT!?! I wouldnt even try to be a top with that one...I know Im just going to have to be bent over and flung around like a ragdoll. They say he puts it down hard....

When he was on trial for "rape" I recall that chick describing how he ate her upside down an' shit forever! That's when I KNEW that bitch was lying cuz she LET him do it for awhile and wasn't fighting back.

Even in his documentary when he talked about his love for women he managed to be wholly offensive AND oddly stimulating at the same time. Damn, I gotta put my OWN self on the prayer list IMMEJETLY!!!

purplethunder3121 said:

Deadflow3r said:

O.K. I will admit it, I could do him without the lipstick on. The smearing of lipstick would be the dealbreaker.

Wouldn't it be like f**king a corpse?!!

ewww, that's one preference that I just don't get at all.

moving right along...

vainandy said:

SCNDLS said:

It CANNOT be worse than Terrence Howard. Impossible!

I haven't seen Mike's picture in a while but I think he's bigger than Terrence.

Yeah Mike is bigger than Terrence. Poor little tink tink. I swear Mr. Howard is deformed.

Tyson's dick is skinny but got a lil length to it. I guess all the meat went to his arms.

Tyson once said he likes to "hurt" women during sex and hear them squeal. Um....how u do that if you got slim jim dick? jus sayin'

HotGritz said:

morningsong said:

Her:

Money washes all the ugly away.

Is the girl from that movie with the Beatles soundtrack and the guest appearance by Bono? The name of the film escapes me but the trailer is forever etched in my mind. I heard the film sucked ass though.

she pretty!

I don't know I know she was in some movie. She at the time was pretty young. She is pretty, but I like the first one better, seems she doing quite well for herself anyway.

Now Mike, nuh uh, he bites body parts off, even though that was a guy, he might get a flashback or something at the wrong time. and no I have no idea what his measurements are, but you know if steroids were a part of his past, things shivel.

What do you mean they're out of Bacon Triple Cheesburgers with the Pancake Buns!!!!??????