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Ladies: you had a penis for a day, what would you do with it? if you had your very own custom made personal penis, what would you do?
[Edited 9/12/11 0:11am] | |
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what wouldnt i do
poor thing will break Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. | |
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They would do exactly what everyone else with a penis does... They'd sit on the couch and play X-Box. | |
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Get someone to suck it so I could see what the big deal is. "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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omg
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. | |
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penis colada .... yum!!!! Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. | |
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I'd try to have sex with someone | |
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Try desparately not to remember not to zip my jeans too fast and catch it in the zipper. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I'll play it first and tell you what it is later. -Miles Davis- | |
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daaaaaaaaang. | |
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A real and fully functioning dick with matching earings?
1) Insert it into one of those flesh lights and hope for the best
2) Bust in some chick who was ass up and face down then change my phone number so she don't harass me by the time she realizes aunt flow said "fuck you". I figure if your're gonna give me a dick you might as well give a small brain to go along with it. I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer.  | |
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I'd do one of two things:
LOL
Well that depends whether or not the dick comes attached to a nice man's body or if it's just gonna grow out of me kitty. “The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.” | |
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play with myself. a lot | |
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see, that's the thing I don't get. Women have this magic button that doesn't take alot of work to achieve orgasmic bliss.....you ladies have it made!
you would however be able to write your name in the snow when peeing! | |
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that's true. but still, i think it would be fun to have as dick for one day. after that, maybe it would be a pain. getting all tangled up in one's undergarments and such | |
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undergarments? | |
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in your case, socks | |
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A penis is good 4 tossing a salad..... Dave Is Nuttier Than A Can Of Planters Peanuts...(Ottensen) | |
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pssst... Isnt that when one licks another ones butthole??
hey dave ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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Welcome back!
Trust and believe it's a BIG deal. "Don't make me chase u, even doves have pride.." | |
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Hello Tinaz.....ive missed u... Dave Is Nuttier Than A Can Of Planters Peanuts...(Ottensen) | |
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Awww!
Behave this time ok!! ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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Eye have no idea what is eye do wrong???? Dave Is Nuttier Than A Can Of Planters Peanuts...(Ottensen) | |
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~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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And you will be please
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Obviously I would fuck some hot chick in every hole. | |
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[Edited 9/12/11 21:33pm] Watch me talk about Prince - http://www.youtube.com/us...ature=mhee
Tumblr - http://dreamyicecream.tumblr.com/ New coat, huh? That's nice. Did you buy it? Yeah right. | |
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I always imagine it feels similar to having your clit suckedI would get all dressed up like the most gorgeous shemale ever, head out to a gay bar and hope that I could get invited to some gay male orgy before my dick turned back into pixy dust. There came a time when the risk of remaining tight in the bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. Anais Nin. | |
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It sounds like you've been planning for some time "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." | |
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