dyvrdown said:

Like them? Hate them? In the mouth? Shaved or not? Other ways of referring to them?

Discuss

so what u got....a landing strip...a madonna....or a Telly Savalas....

Just......lawd......(NSFW)

http://www.tattoodonkey.c...ey.com.jpg

jaimestarr79 said:

dyvrdown said:

Like them? Hate them? In the mouth? Shaved or not? Other ways of referring to them?

Discuss

so what u got....a landing strip...a madonna....or a Telly Savalas....

Choose one in the diagram:

None of the above, really. I like the goods to be clean and the top to be furry. The shape on the top really depends on the woman in question. I've never been a fan of landing strips, though.

[Edited 8/25/11 16:01pm]

WTF is Freestyle? That's a "W".

johnart said:

Odd thread for such a nice girl.

*1000.

johnart said:

WTF is Freestyle? That's a "W".

that shit should say wildstyle.

Teacher said:

johnart said:

Odd thread for such a nice girl.

*1000.

Thanks Teacher, that discussion was done like pages ago.

Talk about

JerseyKRS said:

johnart said:

WTF is Freestyle? That's a "W".

that shit should say wildstyle.

Oh, I thought it was for Wagina.

As in Wawa Walters has an old wagina.

A triangle with landing strip on top would seem practical.

johnart said:

Teacher said:

*1000.

Thanks Teacher, that discussion was done like pages ago.

Talk about

Too bad she hasn't come back, though. I mean, look at what this thread has become. It's a hit!

Same thing I just said in another thread regarding a newbie who has apparently deleted their account...

People are so thin skinned 'round here lately. Why is everything so serious? Conversations can be heavy and heated without having any greater meaning in regards to feelings towards those you are conversing with.

Eye tend 2 go 4 Pussy but if the candles r burning and im feeling romantic then its Twat or Fuck Hole:lol:

My last girlfriend didn't like me, though she might be most likely a Dyke
She just didn't excite me,
left me yeah, but that was alright
She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't that bright
My mistake she was more flaky than a leper colony
I think a wooden clothespin would have been much better company
Ass like a donkey acting funky gave her L now she's a flunky
So my love for her died quicker than a batch of sea monkeys
Early bird gets the worm, spread your legs or spread the word,
So what if I'm not the smartest peanut in the turd?
I'm white which goes with anything, but I can come in any color
And I'm looking for the kinda girl that reminds of my mother.
But it's hard to find a girl with a viper tattooed on her tushie
And how many girls do you know that can play the harmonica with their pussy?
I like em easy and hot and sweet, like a rice krispie treat,
Gee, you know what I really want in a girl?
me.

I need to find a
new vagina
Any kind of
New vagina
It's hard to rhyme a
Word like vagina
Calvin klein kind of
North Carolina!

Women are like dog doo, hear my through don't interrupt.
it's just the older that they are the easier they get to pick up
I'd fill the generation gap clean the cobwebs from her rafters
Old hens would rather put out than be put out to the pasture
No age just ain't a gauge I like my girls like my cheese
Preferably for me fat-free American singles only
I want my next chick anorexic the winner is the thinner
Won't have to take her skinny ass out to a fancy dinner
Like Sizzler she got a beef we'll chew the fat
If I forget to put the seat up I can put up with her crap
Let her lash out and crack the whip but not in bed I don't play rough
No I can't be tied down with a girl that wants me tied up
Just independent like NOFX smart like Janeane Garafolo
She'd use big words to make fun of me so that I would never know
Bestow upon me all her wisdom of the Dewey Decimal System gee
You know what I really want in a girl?

Me.

I need to find a
New vagina
Any kind of
New Vagina

Its hard to ryhym a

Word like Vagina

Kevin Kline Kind of
South Carolina

Vagina
Vagina
Vagina
Vagina
Vagina
Vagina
Vagina
Vagina

You're all going straight to hell.

All of ya.

Cerebus said:

johnart said:

Thanks Teacher, that discussion was done like pages ago.

Talk about

Too bad she hasn't come back, though. I mean, look at what this thread has become. It's a hit!

Same thing I just said in another thread regarding a newbie who has apparently deleted their account...

People are so thin skinned 'round here lately. Why is everything so serious? Conversations can be heavy and heated without having any greater meaning in regards to feelings towards those you are conversing with.

Thing is, I've posted quite a few posts on the subject at hand. I don't see Ms. T dredging up any of those. No, just that first one, which has been discussed and moved on from already. But it's always more fun to try and drag a successful thread down to if you can pin it on someone else.

Don't give the satisfaction.

Keep the pussy talk on track.

[Edited 8/25/11 18:29pm]

ZombieKitten said:

I have NEVER seen a natural bush that looks like that so straight and neat!

I take it that you have never seen any nude pictures of hippie women from the original Woodstock.

johnart said:

Keep the pussy talk on track.

Did you see my Bloodhound Gang post? You know what I really want in a pussy?

Me.

TonyVanDam said:

ZombieKitten said:

I have NEVER seen a natural bush that looks like that so straight and neat!

I take it that you have never seen any nude pictures of hippie women from the original Woodstock.

I have seen bush that extends to the navel and halfway down to the knees, but NEVER one that ended abruptly in a straight line under the belly

ZombieKitten said:

TonyVanDam said:

I take it that you have never seen any nude pictures of hippie women from the original Woodstock.

I have seen bush that extends to the navel and halfway down to the knees, but NEVER one that ended abruptly in a straight line under the belly

I knew what you meant.

I used to keep mine shaven .. but that's when I went out alot and actually had a social/love life. Now I just keep it neat & trimmed

I call it my jungle love' for a reason!

Some pussies are just plain gross, I hate it when the juice seems like cream or something

I personally prefer transparent, crystalline juice

and the lips must be trimmed of course...

johnart said:

Scariest fuckin' vagina, EVER!

And some people just have WAY too much time.

Cerebus said:

johnart said:

Scariest fuckin' vagina, EVER!

And some people just have WAY too much time.

The dreads make it like some vagina monster.

johnart said:

Cerebus said:

Scariest fuckin' vagina, EVER!

And some people just have WAY too much time.

The dreads make it like some vagina monster.

Predator vagina.

JoeTyler said:

johnart said:

JoeTyler said:

Some pussies are just plain gross, I hate it when the juice seems like cream or something

I personally prefer transparent, crystalline juice

and the lips must be trimmed of course...

WTF, oh shit. I didnt know guys actually had a preference on what the womens cum looks like. Thats new, never heard that.. Does'nt matter to me, aslong as they cummin.

ThrillUorKillU said: