paintedlady said:

DoffieParker said:

flans & flufflies! i'm neat & tidy, my bloke likes doing the honours

Oh that must be so nice! You lucky woman.

After 8 years of being a baldy I am letting the garden grow again. It was rough going the first week, but I am good to go now.

he loves it & takes his time!.. i always condition my pubes, lovely & soft, it's always worth the effort!

SexLovely said:

paintedlady said:

My guy is like you... he requested I get hairy. So I am...

Well, i dont MIND some hair.....but I dont wanna have to machete my way through pubic thicket to see her face!

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Obviously U didnt wanna grow your hair....?

I'm not hairy at all... but I guess the guy I am with is fascinated by the texture of my hair so he wants to see what the pubes look like I guess.

I am a bit angry about it... I will miss the sensation of his balls slapping my labia. He tells me that I squeeze him too hard too while he's ejaculating. Says it hurts him. I like it... its like he's taking all MY fun away. I like those sensations.

Minnie

Beaver

Clam

Mousse-knuckle

Twat

Cock-holster

Bacon strip

Cum-sponge

Quiche

Cream walnut

Fladge

Twadge

Vadge

Whadge

Pink Waffle

Grand Canyon

Fluffy Truffle

Front-bum

Pork pie

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And them's just my shexay bedroom names

paintedlady said:

SexLovely said:

Well, i dont MIND some hair.....but I dont wanna have to machete my way through pubic thicket to see her face!

.

Obviously U didnt wanna grow your hair....?

I'm not hairy at all... but I guess the guy I am with is fascinated by the texture of my hair so he wants to see what the pubes look like I guess.

I am a bit angry about it... I will miss the sensation of his balls slapping my labia. He tells me that I squeeze him too hard too while he's ejaculating. Says it hurts him. I like it... its like he's taking all MY fun away. I like those sensations.

.

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Im hear ya.....can you please, just continue with your story...

.

*zzzzzzzip*

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How could you not love pussy? James Bond sure did.

Vaginas are neat. I like hairy and clean shaven and have no real preference for anything in between, but really whatever is fine.

But you know what I like more than vaginas? Tornadoes.

Adisa said:

JustErin said:

They gross me out.

Well, every other women's that is. Mine is awesome.

How do you know?

How do I know what?

Neatly trimmed. Not really into bald. I DON'T want it to seem like im fucking an 11 yr old with no hair on her pussy.

SexLovely said:

paintedlady said:

I'm not hairy at all... but I guess the guy I am with is fascinated by the texture of my hair so he wants to see what the pubes look like I guess.

I am a bit angry about it... I will miss the sensation of his balls slapping my labia. He tells me that I squeeze him too hard too while he's ejaculating. Says it hurts him. I like it... its like he's taking all MY fun away. I like those sensations.

.

.

Im hear ya.....can you please, just continue with your story...

.

*zzzzzzzip*

.

!!!

No seriously!!

Today... (fuck it ) he held me up.

Sometimes if he's doing me doggy style and I begin to climax I lay down straight on the bed. He is the perfect size so when my legs are straightened out I can hump really fast and cum HARD. Especially if my pussy is bald I can get sensations from his balls up on the labia too since the dick is deep inside me. You know when the pussy is all wet everything slides around quite nicely.

So yeah, I like it when he drills me like that. I lay down and pump fast and squeeze his dick... its so fat I can feel the head and dick warm up and he gets FAT. So when I cum I can hold him in there, because I need to ride my organsm out yanno?

So THIS time I get ready to lay down and NOOOO this dude grabs the front of my pelvic area and holds me up! I am trying to schooch (sp?) down to lay on my belly but he's not having it.

Yeah I came... but I didn't get my clit rubbed up like I like when I hump him really fast in shorter pulses with his dick deep in me. He held me so tight I couldn't do that and the orgasm wasn't as intense. I was like WTH?

he said he couldn't have me squezzing his dick to death. How can any pussy squeeze a dick to death? ITS NOT POSSIBLE. Sure I am sorta meaty/fleshy down there, but I am no vice! I thought men liked their dicks squeezed. heck, it feels good for me.

You finished?

Btw i hate when women refer to their pussy as Cat/kitty Cat, Beaver aswell. Cunt sometimes annoys me too.. Pussy is just sounds the best for it. Leave it as Pussy.

paintedlady said:

SexLovely said:

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.

Im hear ya.....can you please, just continue with your story...

.

*zzzzzzzip*

.

!!!

No seriously!!

Today... (fuck it ) he held me up.

Sometimes if he's doing me doggy style and I begin to climax I lay down straight on the bed. He is the perfect size so when my legs are straightened out I can hump really fast and cum HARD. Especially if my pussy is bald I can get sensations from his balls up on the labia too since the dick is deep inside me. You know when the pussy is all wet everything slides around quite nicely.

So yeah, I like it when he drills me like that. I lay down and pump fast and squeeze his dick... its so fat I can feel the head and dick warm up and he gets FAT. So when I cum I can hold him in there, because I need to ride my organsm out yanno?

So THIS time I get ready to lay down and NOOOO this dude grabs the front of my pelvic area and holds me up! I am trying to schooch (sp?) down to lay on my belly but he's not having it.

Yeah I came... but I didn't get my clit rubbed up like I like when I hump him really fast in shorter pulses with his dick deep in me. He held me so tight I couldn't do that and the orgasm wasn't as intense. I was like WTH?

he said he couldn't have me squezzing his dick to death. How can any pussy squeeze a dick to death? ITS NOT POSSIBLE. Sure I am sorta meaty/fleshy down there, but I am no vice! I thought men liked their dicks squeezed. heck, it feels good for me.

You finished?

Yep! hang on, just gotta wipe this off my laptop screen......

paintedlady said:

SexLovely said:

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.

Im hear ya.....can you please, just continue with your story...

.

*zzzzzzzip*

.

!!!

No seriously!!

Today... (fuck it ) he held me up.

Sometimes if he's doing me doggy style and I begin to climax I lay down straight on the bed. He is the perfect size so when my legs are straightened out I can hump really fast and cum HARD. Especially if my pussy is bald I can get sensations from his balls up on the labia too since the dick is deep inside me. You know when the pussy is all wet everything slides around quite nicely.

So yeah, I like it when he drills me like that. I lay down and pump fast and squeeze his dick... its so fat I can feel the head and dick warm up and he gets FAT. So when I cum I can hold him in there, because I need to ride my organsm out yanno?

So THIS time I get ready to lay down and NOOOO this dude grabs the front of my pelvic area and holds me up! I am trying to schooch (sp?) down to lay on my belly but he's not having it.

Yeah I came... but I didn't get my clit rubbed up like I like when I hump him really fast in shorter pulses with his dick deep in me. He held me so tight I couldn't do that and the orgasm wasn't as intense. I was like WTH?

he said he couldn't have me squezzing his dick to death. How can any pussy squeeze a dick to death? ITS NOT POSSIBLE. Sure I am sorta meaty/fleshy down there, but I am no vice! I thought men liked their dicks squeezed. heck, it feels good for me.

You finished?

i unno? I dont think one can. I'm usually wanting that....strange.

ThrillUorKillU said:

Btw i hate when women refer to their pussy as Cat/kitty Cat, Beaver aswell. Cunt sometimes annoys me too.. Pussy is just sounds the best for it. Leave it as Pussy.

grrr lol

i call it pussy sometimes, but kitty mostly.

or gurlie spot.

never beaver, and NEVER the c word D:

BobGeorge909 said:

paintedlady said:

he said he couldn't have me squezzing his dick to death. How can any pussy squeeze a dick to death? ITS NOT POSSIBLE. Sure I am sorta meaty/fleshy down there, but I am no vice! I thought men liked their dicks squeezed. heck, it feels good for me.

You finished?

i unno? I dont think one can. I'm usually wanting that....strange.

I think he is an exception to the rule.

dyvrdown said:

ThrillUorKillU said:

Btw i hate when women refer to their pussy as Cat/kitty Cat, Beaver aswell. Cunt sometimes annoys me too.. Pussy is just sounds the best for it. Leave it as Pussy.

grrr lol

i call it pussy sometimes, but kitty mostly.

or gurlie spot.

never beaver, and NEVER the c word D:

Lol, I don't know that anyone has ever called it a beaver in any serious situation. Couldn't imagine...

"So girl...dinner was good. That movie...it was ok. You tryna come up to my crib and share the beaver?"

Nobody says it, lol.

And yeah I think most women take offense to the C word. That I just edited. Though it appears in my sig.

What about twat and snatch? No love for twat and snatch?

What about cooter?

paintedlady said:

SexLovely said:

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.

Im hear ya.....can you please, just continue with your story...

.

*zzzzzzzip*

.

!!!

No seriously!!

Today... (fuck it ) he held me up.

Sometimes if he's doing me doggy style and I begin to climax I lay down straight on the bed. He is the perfect size so when my legs are straightened out I can hump really fast and cum HARD. Especially if my pussy is bald I can get sensations from his balls up on the labia too since the dick is deep inside me. You know when the pussy is all wet everything slides around quite nicely.

So yeah, I like it when he drills me like that. I lay down and pump fast and squeeze his dick... its so fat I can feel the head and dick warm up and he gets FAT. So when I cum I can hold him in there, because I need to ride my organsm out yanno?

So THIS time I get ready to lay down and NOOOO this dude grabs the front of my pelvic area and holds me up! I am trying to schooch (sp?) down to lay on my belly but he's not having it.

Yeah I came... but I didn't get my clit rubbed up like I like when I hump him really fast in shorter pulses with his dick deep in me. He held me so tight I couldn't do that and the orgasm wasn't as intense. I was like WTH?

he said he couldn't have me squezzing his dick to death. How can any pussy squeeze a dick to death? ITS NOT POSSIBLE. Sure I am sorta meaty/fleshy down there, but I am no vice! I thought men liked their dicks squeezed. heck, it feels good for me.

You finished?

the selfish sod should let u have your fun!! next time let him do a bit of work, wear him out so he won't be as strong!

anyway i thought they liked they dicks sqeezed & pounded too

FauxReal said:

What about twat and snatch? No love for twat and snatch?

What about cooter?

I like Cooter because it sounds like the name of a board game.

FauxReal said:

What about twat and snatch? No love for twat and snatch?

What about cooter?

nopes

i feel the same way about like... breasts. sometimes i call them boobs, but thats it. breasts or boobs. not hooters, tits, jugs.. etc. they all sound trashy to me.

johnart said:

Odd thread for such a nice girl.

I swear.

dyvrdown said:

johnart said:

I don't know what people keep calling you on. I am not aware of any troubles you might be having with anyone since that photo thread because I've not read every post you've made or conversation you might have had. It's just a comment. Not really irrellevant, since you went on an on about being "nice" and offended by cheeky comment so.

Read your sig. If you don't care why defensive over it?

Of course you can say what you want. Does that only apply to you?

everybody gets what i said twisted. i never said i dont talk about sex from time to time. in fact, i even said that i do. all i said back then was that i didnt want guys making jokes about my mouth. everybody was telling me that i cant beat em, so join em. now im trying to, and its not gonna fly. whats that all about? hm?

i never said im the only one that can say what i want, im just tired of the same old things being thrown at me. and thats why im defensive over it.. you brought this up, not me. who cares that im talking about vaginas? who cares that i said pussy? you can be a nice person without being prude.. as ive said time and time again. drop this once and for all, gosh. its so beyond old.

DoffieParker said:

the selfish sod should let u have your fun!! next time let him do a bit of work, wear him out so he won't be as strong!

anyway i thought they liked they dicks sqeezed & pounded too

I know right?!

A man should take a beating on his dick from a pussy dammit!

Cerebus said:

dyvrdown said:

everybody gets what i said twisted. i never said i dont talk about sex from time to time. in fact, i even said that i do. all i said back then was that i didnt want guys making jokes about my mouth. everybody was telling me that i cant beat em, so join em. now im trying to, and its not gonna fly. whats that all about? hm?

i never said im the only one that can say what i want, im just tired of the same old things being thrown at me. and thats why im defensive over it.. you brought this up, not me. who cares that im talking about vaginas? who cares that i said pussy? you can be a nice person without being prude.. as ive said time and time again. drop this once and for all, gosh. its so beyond old.

Leave that girl alone!

Cerebus said:

johnart said:

Odd thread for such a nice girl.

I swear.

I know, how appalling of me. I shall go hang my head in shame.

paintedlady said:

Cerebus said:

Leave that girl alone!

Please. If I want to post something, I will. Last time I checked that was still how this place worked. It sure as hell works that way for y'all when you've got something to say.

I'm a jungle down there right now I need to shave,.. but it takes too long

johnart said:

Cerebus said:

I swear.

I know, how appalling of me. I shall go hang my head in shame.

She'll learn to love balls soon enough ya'll.... its the org... she'll come around and start ball threads of her own you'll see.

paintedlady said:

DoffieParker said:

the selfish sod should let u have your fun!! next time let him do a bit of work, wear him out so he won't be as strong!

anyway i thought they liked they dicks sqeezed & pounded too

I know right?!

A man should take a beating on his dick from a pussy dammit!

pussybash that muvverfucker!!! pillow biters have needs too!

paintedlady said:

johnart said:

I know, how appalling of me. I shall go hang my head in shame.

She'll learn to love balls soon enough ya'll.... its the org... she'll come around and start ball threads of her own you'll see.

She can start fisting and scat threads for all I care. No one is judging her. I just hope she has a sense of humor and not be so sensitive about it.