Vendetta1 said:

Tremolina said:

evil woman

[Edited 8/9/11 17:46pm]

did that make you feel better?

Tremolina said:

Vendetta1 said:

did that make you feel better?

yes.

I would fake it if a sale I really wanted to catch was ending that day.

If I have wanted it to end, I just tell them.

In fact I can remember one night when dude wasn't getting off and I said. "You know, this isn't exactly working. I think you should just go home".

As I'm walking him to the door he was like, "ok, well...good to see you and take care" in the most awkward voice ever. Wtf? Dude doesn't talk like that...ever. It was actually absolutely hilarious and I couldn't help but burst out in laughter.

ThrillUorKillU said:

Fucked up that yall women up in here actually gotta fake it. Maybe yall should get some real men that can deliver and make that pussy cum. Or is your pussy dry cause your not cumming?

G'day love!

If the pussy is dry, not only is she not coming, but she's probably not even aroused in the first place - which is like a dick without a hard-on, ie NOT READY TO FUCK

JustErin said:

If I have wanted it to end, I just tell them.

In fact I can remember one night when dude wasn't getting off and I said. "You know, this isn't exactly working. I think you should just go home".

As I'm walking him to the door he was like, "ok, well...good to see you and take care" in the most awkward voice ever. Wtf? Dude doesn't talk like that...ever. It was actually absolutely hilarious and I couldn't help but burst out in laughter.

and then what? he cried? Did he come back?

ZombieKitten said:

JustErin said:

If I have wanted it to end, I just tell them.

In fact I can remember one night when dude wasn't getting off and I said. "You know, this isn't exactly working. I think you should just go home".

As I'm walking him to the door he was like, "ok, well...good to see you and take care" in the most awkward voice ever. Wtf? Dude doesn't talk like that...ever. It was actually absolutely hilarious and I couldn't help but burst out in laughter.

and then what? he cried? Did he come back?

No, he's got a good sense of humour. He laughed.

And yes, he came back many times. I told him to NOT jerk off before seeing me though.

JustErin said:

ZombieKitten said:

and then what? he cried? Did he come back?

No, he's got a good sense of humour. He laughed.

And yes, he came back many times. I told him to NOT jerk off before seeing me though.

ahhhh THAT guy

ZombieKitten said:

JustErin said:

No, he's got a good sense of humour. He laughed.

And yes, he came back many times. I told him to NOT jerk off before seeing me though.

ahhhh THAT guy

Oh God...I say far too much on here.

JustErin said:

ZombieKitten said:

ahhhh THAT guy

Oh God...I say far too much on here.

I was just thinking about him day before yesterday since I'd rubbed one out in the afternoon thinking I didn't have a chance of getting lucky that night, and then I did

ZombieKitten said:

JustErin said:

Oh God...I say far too much on here.

I was just thinking about him day before yesterday since I'd rubbed one out in the afternoon thinking I didn't have a chance of getting lucky that night, and then I did

Hahaha!

I think I'm going to tell him this.

JustErin said:

ZombieKitten said:

I was just thinking about him day before yesterday since I'd rubbed one out in the afternoon thinking I didn't have a chance of getting lucky that night, and then I did

Hahaha!

I think I'm going to tell him this.

make sure you tell him I'm a GIRL

ZombieKitten said:

JustErin said:

Hahaha!

I think I'm going to tell him this.

make sure you tell him I'm a GIRL

Oh I will...and I'm sure his response will be, "Can I meet her, is she into 3somes?"

JustErin said:

ZombieKitten said:

make sure you tell him I'm a GIRL

Oh I will...and I'm sure his response will be, "Can I meet her, is she into 3somes?"

you better tell him I'm OLD as well

ZombieKitten said:

JustErin said:

Oh I will...and I'm sure his response will be, "Can I meet her, is she into 3somes?"

you better tell him I'm OLD as well

And then he'll say, "is she hot?"

JustErin said:

ZombieKitten said:

you better tell him I'm OLD as well

And then he'll say, "is she hot?"

is HE hot?

ZombieKitten said:

JustErin said:

And then he'll say, "is she hot?"

is HE hot?

He's just ok....but he pulls a lot of chicks because he's hilarious and being successful doesn't hurt I'm sure. But I've known him for like 10 years.

He's very, very rough though.

........ I stopped myself from posting something! Hah! I always feel a small bit of self-satisfied pride when I can pull that off.

Cerebus said:

........ I stopped myself from posting something! Hah! I always feel a small bit of self-satisfied pride when I can pull that off.

Oh come on!

JustErin said:

Cerebus said:

........ I stopped myself from posting something! Hah! I always feel a small bit of self-satisfied pride when I can pull that off.

Oh come on!

You know, I'm going to keep this one for myself. I'm enjoying the mental image far too much to share it.

Cerebus said:

JustErin said:

Oh come on!

You know, I'm going to keep this one for myself. I'm enjoying the mental image far too much to share it.

Oh god....

JustErin said:

Cerebus said:

You know, I'm going to keep this one for myself. I'm enjoying the mental image far too much to share it.

Oh god....

See, I was going to give it to you to pass on to "rough guy", but I decided to keep it.

ZombieKitten said:

ThrillUorKillU said:

Fucked up that yall women up in here actually gotta fake it. Maybe yall should get some real men that can deliver and make that pussy cum. Or is your pussy dry cause your not cumming?

G'day love!

If the pussy is dry, not only is she not coming, but she's probably not even aroused in the first place - which is like a dick without a hard-on, ie NOT READY TO FUCK

No Kidding! I know love, I was just fucking/teasing with the women in the thread who "Fake it"..

Cerebus said:

JustErin said:

Oh god....

See, I was going to give it to you to pass on to "rough guy", but I decided to keep it.

Yeah, I don't even want to know...

ThrillUorKillU said:

ZombieKitten said:

G'day love!

If the pussy is dry, not only is she not coming, but she's probably not even aroused in the first place - which is like a dick without a hard-on, ie NOT READY TO FUCK

No Kidding! I know love, I was just fucking/teasing with the women in the thread who "Fake it"..

sometime I really wonder though

ZombieKitten said:

ThrillUorKillU said:

No Kidding! I know love, I was just fucking/teasing with the women in the thread who "Fake it"..

sometime I really wonder though

Its cool

And you really wonder what?

ThrillUorKillU said:

ZombieKitten said:

sometime I really wonder though

Its cool

And you really wonder what?

Like my husband said to me, he reckons most guys don't know and don't care about their lady getting off. I wonder about the truth of his estimation

ZombieKitten said:

ThrillUorKillU said:

Its cool

And you really wonder what?

Like my husband said to me, he reckons most guys don't know and don't care about their lady getting off. I wonder about the truth of his estimation

I don't know about most, but I think between the two (don't know and/or don't care) that its probably a majority.