i wore these pants to work today that i picked up on sale a week ago... they looked so hot on me... incredibly great!!!

but when i walked

Damn swooshing noise!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/wa...detailpage

i hate it when tv becomes reality

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the worst thing is ppl at work remember that episode

so now i can only wear them to noisy places

haha!...my flare legged pants do that when I wear my thick work sneakers.

CM7 said:

haha!...my flare legged pants do that when I wear my thick work sneakers.

Yahooooooo i'm not the only noisy pants person

Once I was wearing a pair of corduroy jeans to work and during a meeting I shifted my bum in the seat and it made a fart sound. I couldn't repeat the sound and nobody believed it wasn't a fart

ZombieKitten said:

Once I was wearing a pair of corduroy jeans to work and during a meeting I shifted my bum in the seat and it made a fart sound. I couldn't repeat the sound and nobody believed it wasn't a fart

that is so funny..... bet they still talk about it

FuzzyWitch said:

ZombieKitten said:

Once I was wearing a pair of corduroy jeans to work and during a meeting I shifted my bum in the seat and it made a fart sound. I couldn't repeat the sound and nobody believed it wasn't a fart

that is so funny..... bet they still talk about it

probably!!!

ZombieKitten said:

FuzzyWitch said:

that is so funny..... bet they still talk about it

probably!!!

now its even funnier

i even had this happen to me once... but it looked way more nastier.... i nearly died

and about a year ago i saw one of the ppl who laughed at me... she remembered it and had to mention it - right infront of the kids

FuzzyWitch said:

i even had this happen to me once... but it looked way more nastier.... i nearly died

and about a year ago i saw one of the ppl who laughed at me... she remembered it and had to mention it - right infront of the kids

This year, I exposed MY WHOLE ARSE (in an an ugly old beige g-string ) to Mr Universe in exactly this way, but worse, like the whole thing was on display

That poor man, luckily he didn't suffer any long term trauma that I know of!

and here's a photo of him

ZombieKitten said:

FuzzyWitch said:

i even had this happen to me once... but it looked way more nastier.... i nearly died

and about a year ago i saw one of the ppl who laughed at me... she remembered it and had to mention it - right infront of the kids

This year, I exposed MY WHOLE ARSE (in an an ugly old beige g-string ) to Mr Universe in exactly this way, but worse, like the whole thing was on display

That poor man, luckily he didn't suffer any long term trauma that I know of!

and here's a photo of him

what did u say to me once.... remember???

something like we live in a parallel universe.... well something like that

it happens to me... it happens to u

FuzzyWitch said:

ZombieKitten said:

This year, I exposed MY WHOLE ARSE (in an an ugly old beige g-string ) to Mr Universe in exactly this way, but worse, like the whole thing was on display

That poor man, luckily he didn't suffer any long term trauma that I know of!

and here's a photo of him

what did u say to me once.... remember???

something like we live in a parallel universe.... well something like that

it happens to me... it happens to u

very frightening indeed

at least YOUR bum looks nice!

ZombieKitten said:

FuzzyWitch said:

what did u say to me once.... remember???

something like we live in a parallel universe.... well something like that

it happens to me... it happens to u

very frightening indeed

at least YOUR bum looks nice!

i thought u only saw my titts... did not realize u also saw ass

FuzzyWitch said:

ZombieKitten said:

very frightening indeed

at least YOUR bum looks nice!

i thought u only saw my titts... did not realize u also saw ass

sort of only from the side I think, but I have a good imagination

I once used the phrase pffft pffft pffft in copy describing a pair of corduroy pants.

I have corduroys on today

pfft pfft pfft

FuzzyWitch said:

i wore these pants to work today that i picked up on sale a week ago... they looked so hot on me... incredibly great!!!

but when i walked

Damn swooshing noise!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/wa...detailpage

i hate it when tv becomes reality

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I have so many, "Seinfeld things" happen to me! I once knew a girl who was very pretty, but only in certain lighting, every so often she would look super scary under fluorescnet lights! I also was dating a guy about 15 years ago who broke up with me and gave me the "It's not you, it's me" speech- I'd never seen Seinfeld at the time, so I thought, "Oh isn't that sweet of him? To admit that he's the problem?" haha-

ZombieKitten said:

Once I was wearing a pair of corduroy jeans to work and during a meeting I shifted my bum in the seat and it made a fart sound. I couldn't repeat the sound and nobody believed it wasn't a fart

I was once at a bookstore standing in the aisle looking at a book- a big fat guy came and stood next to me- farted an awful silent but deadly one and walked off- by the time I realized what he'd done, a group of people walked up and I'm sure thought it was me!

PenelopePaige said:

FuzzyWitch said:

i wore these pants to work today that i picked up on sale a week ago... they looked so hot on me... incredibly great!!!

but when i walked

Damn swooshing noise!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/wa...detailpage

i hate it when tv becomes reality

emotion edit

[Edited 7/13/11 4:30am]

I have so many, "Seinfeld things" happen to me! I once knew a girl who was very pretty, but only in certain lighting, every so often she would look super scary under fluorescnet lights! I also was dating a guy about 15 years ago who broke up with me and gave me the "It's not you, it's me" speech- I'd never seen Seinfeld at the time, so I thought, "Oh isn't that sweet of him? To admit that he's the problem?" haha-

"It's not you, it's me" didn't originate with Seinfeld. It's a total break-up cliché.

ZombieKitten said:

FuzzyWitch said:

i even had this happen to me once... but it looked way more nastier.... i nearly died

and about a year ago i saw one of the ppl who laughed at me... she remembered it and had to mention it - right infront of the kids

This year, I exposed MY WHOLE ARSE (in an an ugly old beige g-string ) to Mr Universe in exactly this way, but worse, like the whole thing was on display

That poor man, luckily he didn't suffer any long term trauma that I know of!

and here's a photo of him

"ugly" and "G-string" don't really go together.

We've seen your bum...believe me, he wasn't traumatized unless his boner caused him trouble.

Genesia said:

PenelopePaige said:

I have so many, "Seinfeld things" happen to me! I once knew a girl who was very pretty, but only in certain lighting, every so often she would look super scary under fluorescnet lights! I also was dating a guy about 15 years ago who broke up with me and gave me the "It's not you, it's me" speech- I'd never seen Seinfeld at the time, so I thought, "Oh isn't that sweet of him? To admit that he's the problem?" haha-

"It's not you, it's me" didn't originate with Seinfeld. It's a total break-up cliché.

No, I think that's what George told Susan, before she went on to become a lesbian , right?

Genesia said:

PenelopePaige said:

I have so many, "Seinfeld things" happen to me! I once knew a girl who was very pretty, but only in certain lighting, every so often she would look super scary under fluorescnet lights! I also was dating a guy about 15 years ago who broke up with me and gave me the "It's not you, it's me" speech- I'd never seen Seinfeld at the time, so I thought, "Oh isn't that sweet of him? To admit that he's the problem?" haha-

"It's not you, it's me" didn't originate with Seinfeld. It's a total break-up cliché.

Yep! I was right- I can't post the link for some reason but I just looked it up on Youtube- Just put in , "Seinfeld, it's not you it's me" and you'll see the clip- actually it was some girl saying it TO George not the other way around like I initially thought.....

PenelopePaige said:

PurpleJedi said:

ZombieKitten said:

PurpleJedi said:

"ugly" and "G-string" don't really go together.

We've seen your bum...believe me, he wasn't traumatized unless his boner caused him trouble.

Not bare you haven't

...yet?

Genesia said:

I once used the phrase pffft pffft pffft in copy describing a pair of corduroy pants.

i am wearing cords today

Shorty said:

I have corduroys on today

pfft pfft pfft

imagine if we walk together ... we can pfft to tune

PenelopePaige said:

ZombieKitten said:

Once I was wearing a pair of corduroy jeans to work and during a meeting I shifted my bum in the seat and it made a fart sound. I couldn't repeat the sound and nobody believed it wasn't a fart

I was once at a bookstore standing in the aisle looking at a book- a big fat guy came and stood next to me- farted an awful silent but deadly one and walked off- by the time I realized what he'd done, a group of people walked up and I'm sure thought it was me!