The stories.

The young guy goin to his frinds house. The friends hasn't made it home from school, jut the mom is there, they start talking and bam ...

The story.

2 buddies are looking at girly magazines and thus obviously have to do each other.

The Story:

Attractive cougar next door neighbor asks you to help her with some yard work & says she'll pay you.

After your finished, she tells you she doesn't have have any $ at the moment, but she can pay with something else.....her pussy & ass.

The Story.

Ding Dong, "Pizza Delivery."

i watch it 4 the sex and i rather they not talk.... captions would even be great

well they talk like shiit... esp the blokes!!!!

Tittypants said:

uPtoWnNY said:

Any MILF porn featuring Lisa Ann.

My Goddess

JustErin said:

Alej said:

Porn bores me.

are you human?

The Story:

hot 20 years old girl wins Miss South Carolina beauty contest. Her republican dad is soooo proud. Then a sharp dressed (but "weird") man approaches her and tells her than she can make a LOT of easy money. Forget about a friggin' tv appearance with Oprah and shit. The hoy lady is interested. Then he drives her to a nice countryside mansion. There, 4 big cocks (2 white, 2 black) are waiting. A star is born.

damn I'm late! the gym! damn this post!

Timmy84 said:

Tittypants said:

My Goddess

hell, if there was a nuclear armageddon, this woman and 20 cocks could easily repopulate the earth...

JoeTyler said:

The Story:

hot 20 years old girl wins Miss South Carolina beauty contest. Her republican dad is soooo proud. Then a sharp dressed (but "weird") man approaches her and tells her than she can make a LOT of easy money. Forget about a friggin' tv appearance with Oprah and shit. The hoy lady is interested. Then he drives her to a nice countryside mansion. There, 4 big cocks (2 white, 2 black) are waiting. A star is born.

damn I'm late! the gym! damn this post!

then a swiss house keeper walks in ... wearing a hot french maid outfit....

2 chicks 4 cocks..... even steven

KidaDynamite said:

JerseyKRS said:

This is exactly who I thought of when Gonzo was mentioned above. I don't know what that is and I'm scared to ask, so... The student teacher thing is pretty nice ( so nice ) but I don't usually like the stories. Now real movies is when I like them. The only time I like stories is in those cutesy anime ones...I'm such a girl.

It's not as bad as it would seem. It's point of view style..so that it seems like as the dude youre hitting it yourself (in a way) usually they hold the cam themselves too.

But eh fuck a storyline. I'll read a book if I want one. I just need straight ass fucking (anal) and a bit of choking in the scene and I'm good. :lol:POV Anal...for the win.

[Edited 7/14/11 6:21am]

I also like ATM scenes now that I think of it. Maybe I'll watch some.

What other story to PORN is there than fucking?

and why is my text grey!

bang, bang, bang

ZombieKitten said:

davetherave6767 said:

Me 2 Zombie..

I also liked the one where the cheerleader gets caught with butt plugs in her locker by the gym teacher and I laughed so hard because when she gets asked what it is she is so insolent but the teacher so patient he keeps asking again and again until she tells him she likes it in her ass.

Sounds nice.

phunkdaddy said:

Truthfully i don't have time to listen to no storyline although it may

be hilarious. I just want to see some pretty snatch

I like the semi realistic (gay) porn where they interview the guys for a few minutes and then they get to it. Story lines are often painful and silly. Listening to the guys talk about themselves can be a total turn on.

Tittypants said:

uPtoWnNY said:

Any MILF porn featuring Lisa Ann.

My Goddess

Iwill just never understand boobs

Storyline.....but it has to be good (www.menatplay.com), otherwise....shut up and skip to the good parts

JoeTyler said:

Alej said:

Porn bores me.

are you human?

No.

Alej said:

JoeTyler said:

are you human?

No.

Alej said:

JoeTyler said:

are you human?

No.

Well you sure ain't a little Monster. Are you an alien?!

"I COME IN PEACE "

Don't worry, your secret's safe with us.

Timmy84 said:

Alej said:

No.

Well you sure ain't a little Monster. Are you an alien?!

"I COME IN PEACE "

Don't worry, your secret's safe with us.

Hey. I've seen alian porn. It ain't even that hard to find.

RKJCNE said:

I like the semi realistic (gay) porn where they interview the guys for a few minutes and then they get to it. Story lines are often painful and silly. Listening to the guys talk about themselves can be a total turn on.

Agreed.

Cerebus said:

Timmy84 said:

Well you sure ain't a little Monster. Are you an alien?!

"I COME IN PEACE "

Don't worry, your secret's safe with us.

Hey. I've seen alian porn. It ain't even that hard to find.

Every time when I think I've sene it all I see something even more fucked up...like amputee porn.

I think most porn should just go straight to the sex scenes, but that's because these "stars" can't act their way out of a paper bag. Personally, I like good orgy scenes, but on the occasions when I look for orgy scenes on the porno tubes, their group sex selections are mostly gang bang scenes with five guys on one woman. Now I don't mind a little double or triple penetration, but like the idea of a whole group of people gettin' it on and sharing each others' bodies for pleasure.

One of the best orgy scenes I've ever seen was the "reality" porn stuff where people go to a VIP section of a club for some dancing, grinding, and a group orgy while techno music plays in the background. Watching poeple dance and drink while their friends around them were riding or sucking dick while another dude went doggy on a babe who was going down on some other babe's pussy made want to bust a nut.

Ive never seen amputee porn but always wondered about it... ...if the woman was hot or had great tits that shit would be cool...Gonna have 2 check it out asap......Eye give Heather Mills a good seeing 2!!!!