@ the second and last ones

I can't stop watching the first one. I can't believe he jacked that fool's sled then had the nerve to use his feet to propel it. The only thing missing was the dog squealing "Weeeeeeee!" like that pig in the commercial.

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Dyin!!! That monkey reminded me of a girl I knew as a child who would do exactly what the monkey did...she won't right

LOL

nice

nah!!!!!!! what???????????

These are all hilarious!!! Thanks for posting

ScarletScandal said:

@ the second and last ones

Those are my favorites as well.

...what a treasure trove of classic dyck moves...*holarin!!!

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I don't like cats.

SCNDLS said:

HotGritz said:

I don't like cats.

I think the whole animal kingdom plottin' gainst our asses. Them ninja squirrels and that sled jacking dog just practicing.

These birds is just gangsta, I died when they all went to edge to watch them fools. "Damn, why they always gotta start fightin' an' shit??!!!"

The wallaby just KNEW he was gonna get his grub ON! Psyche! Look at his face

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Mama know she wrong. "I TOLD you to do the moonwalk for everybody at the family reunion! Quit cryin' fo I give you something to cry about!"

SCNDLS said:

HotGritz said:

I don't like cats.

I think the whole animal kingdom plottin' gainst our asses. Them ninja squirrels and that sled jacking dog just practicing.

These birds is just gangsta, I died when they all went to edge to watch them fools. "Damn, why they always gotta start fightin' an' shit??!!!"

THE LITTLE ONES ARE ALWAYS GANGSTA!!! PARAKEET FAMILY AINT NO GOOD TO NOBODY! THEY GOT THAT GODFATHER NECK AND ERRYTHANG!

The wallaby just KNEW he was gonna get his grub ON! Psyche! Look at his face

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Mama know she wrong. "I TOLD you to do the moonwalk for everybody at the family reunion! Quit cryin' fo I give you something to cry about!"

The thread title's one of the best ever.

Is it wrong that I laugh harder everytime he knocks the kid out???

The way he launched you know he was timing that shit to the tee.

I told that lil muhhfucka to stop riding that damn car while I'm trynna sleep!

Cats are some mean bitches

"Fuck walking all the way around. Didn't nobody tell you to lay your fat ass all in the way an' shit!"

This is just WRONG! But I gotta laugh at the baby

Who knew Flipper was ruthless like this???

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That baby elephant. Sho is cute tho. I want one!

elmer said:

The thread title's one of the best ever.

I can't take credit tho http://animalsbeingdicks.com/

i wish i could!!!...

althought the dude that sent the cat on flight was pretty good...

the monkey one cracks me up!

HotGritz said:

SCNDLS said:

I think the whole animal kingdom plottin' gainst our asses. Them ninja squirrels and that sled jacking dog just practicing. :no

Mama know she wrong. "I TOLD you to do the moonwalk for everybody at the family reunion! Quit cryin' fo I give you something to cry about!"

Poor baby kitty.

I love the clumsy ass horse.

Omg these are toooooo funny! . I still want me a puppy though.

These are great!

wildgoldenhoney said:

HotGritz said:

Poor baby kitty.

I KNOW!!! This one kinda broke my heart...I hate to see baby animals mistreated, even by their own species.

HotGritz said:

SCNDLS said:

Mama know she wrong. "I TOLD you to do the moonwalk for everybody at the family reunion! Quit cryin' fo I give you something to cry about!"

How bout the big cat being Nancy and the lil cat being Ronnie (a la Whoopie's joke):

"I TOLD YOU TO TAKE THAT SIMIPLE ASS HAT OFF YO HEAD!"

Cold-Blooded!

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Cold-Blooded!

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