Last night, when I ran out of pretzels. I started licking my finger and dipping it into the salt at the bottom of the bag and ate that.

1. ) I suddenly want a half-sleeve tattoo on my left arm, badly. I've been on this tattoo kick for awhile now, I want "courage" on my wrist; my mom's name (in her handwriting), and a small cross on my right shoulderblade. I just spent I don't know how long, staring at tattoo pics, envious as hell. I have to make this happen.

2.) I have a crush on a random internet dude (I know, I know), who apparently...doesn't have a sense of humor. I playfully asked him whether he likes zombies or werewolves more and ended up getting this really pretentious, over-the-top answer about how zombies are supposed to symbolize homeless people and that's why he hates them...complete and total good-mood killer.

I tried to steer it back in a humorous direction, and asked him what he smokes that lead him to start thinking along those lines, and to hook me up with his dealer cuz that must be good shit. At which point I got a long-winded, unnecessarily-wordy lecture about how I'm shallow and need to read more....*blank stare*. Why do spiritual/intellectual people always have to overanalyze everything, even shit that's supposed to be fun and mindless? Why is it that if you don't do that, they insist you're a bonehead and become really combative, critical and self-righteous?

It's like they don't know how to just 'be' and experience life in the present and be silly and mindless sometimes and just get joy out of life. I actually liked this guy alot but at this point I'm about to throw in the towel and just stop even trying. To be fair, it probably says all kinds of disturbing shit about me that I was even into him - firstly, because he's an internet guy, which is always stupid; and secondly, because he takes pics of his bathtub filled with his own blood, thinks it looks rad, and uploads it to the internet.

3.) ...And, apparently I...like to write essays on forums in response to simple questions.

armpit said:

1. ) I suddenly want a half-sleeve tattoo on my left arm, badly. I've been on this tattoo kick for awhile now, I want "courage" on my wrist; my mom's name (in her handwriting), and a small cross on my right shoulderblade. I just spent I don't know how long, staring at tattoo pics, envious as hell. I have to make this happen.

My buddy got a relaly awesome tat on his arm from this place in Brooklyn. Cost him over $900 but it's a work of ART! He is right when he says that if you're gonna put something on your body that's gonna be there for the rest of your life, it better be TOP NOTCH!

PurpleJedi said:

armpit said:

1. ) I suddenly want a half-sleeve tattoo on my left arm, badly. I've been on this tattoo kick for awhile now, I want "courage" on my wrist; my mom's name (in her handwriting), and a small cross on my right shoulderblade. I just spent I don't know how long, staring at tattoo pics, envious as hell. I have to make this happen.

My buddy got a relaly awesome tat on his arm from this place in Brooklyn. Cost him over $900 but it's a work of ART! He is right when he says that if you're gonna put something on your body that's gonna be there for the rest of your life, it better be TOP NOTCH!

Yeah, they say that when it comes to tats, that's one thing you shouldn't try and 'save money' on. I still had no clue though that they could even cost anywhere near that much. *makes mental note to start saving long before I go into any tattoo parlor*

And now to get back on topic and whine again...more insignificant info....

4.) Bloody bathtub dude is still being an asshole. I'm done. I pretty much bowed out and said my "Hi and goodbyes". Life is too short, and there's too many other men on the planet, frankly.

johnart said:

Last night, when I ran out of pretzels. I started licking my finger and dipping it into the salt at the bottom of the bag and ate that.

I do that too!

I think wearing bras in hot & humid weather totally sucks.....

Michelesky said:

I think wearing bras in hot & humid weather totally sucks.....

Throw it my way ive got a good collection going.........

Michelesky said:

I think wearing bras in hot & humid weather totally sucks.....

I think wearing anything in hot and humid weather like now totally sucks...

It's 31 celsius in my appart now... Blinking my eyes makes me sweat..

It's disgusting...

Michelesky said:

I think wearing bras in hot & humid weather totally sucks.....

i'm with ya there so in order to avoid walking around scratching like a little monkey I dress in layers and go without.

MacDaddy said:

davetherave6767 said:

Im trying 2 photowhore but its 2 head 4 davetherave.....

Oh come on mate, show yer gob!

Im trying but this shit aint easy 4 me ok...all good things come 2 those who wait MacDaddy...

Trying 2 get my pics 0n the photowhore thread is like trying 2 wank wearing boxing gloves....

1) just got smacked by the dalt

2) I know a man who can fix anything

3) I know a man who can fix anything

did I forget anything?

oh yeah... almost forgot...

4) There are some very well choreographed midgets in my neighborhood.

Any questions?

4.) Bloody bathtub dude is still being an asshole. I'm done. I pretty much bowed out and said my "Hi and goodbyes". Life is too short, and there's too many other men on the planet, frankly.

RUN, BABY, RUN!

dJJ said:

4.) Bloody bathtub dude is still being an asshole. I'm done. I pretty much bowed out and said my "Hi and goodbyes". Life is too short, and there's too many other men on the planet, frankly.

RUN, BABY, RUN!

My thoughts exactly.. life is already complicated enough, nobody needs a guy that takes and publishes pictures of himself bathing in his own blood... Find a sane and nice guy...

RUN!

CM7 said:

Michelesky said:

I think wearing bras in hot & humid weather totally sucks.....

i'm with ya there so in order to avoid walking around scratching like a little monkey I dress in layers and go without.

I wish I could to that in public.....

I'm more laid-back than some folks think.

Trying 2 photowhore has caused my asthma 2 play up.........

davetherave6767 said:

Trying 2 photowhore has caused my asthma 2 play up.........

Excuses, excuses

obsessed said:

davetherave6767 said:

Trying 2 photowhore has caused my asthma 2 play up.........

Excuses, excuses

Check the photowhore thread, he's posted pics. And he's looking good.

Too much stuff!!!

MacDaddy said:

obsessed said:

Excuses, excuses

Check the photowhore thread, he's posted pics. And he's looking good.

I did, right after I posted this!

I've never seen anyone have so much trouble posting a pic before

Dave

i can't believe how exciting my life is!!!!

TONIGHT......

instead of coffee i am going to have Tea

FuzzyWitch said:

i can't believe how exciting my life is!!!!

TONIGHT......

instead of coffee i am going to have Tea

last friday night I had a similar night where I thought about doing my tax, decided against it and cleaned the toilet instead

ZombieKitten said:

FuzzyWitch said:

i can't believe how exciting my life is!!!!

TONIGHT......

instead of coffee i am going to have Tea

last friday night I had a similar night where I thought about doing my tax, decided against it and cleaned the toilet instead

if i clean your toilet will u do my tax??????

FuzzyWitch said:

ZombieKitten said:

last friday night I had a similar night where I thought about doing my tax, decided against it and cleaned the toilet instead

if i clean your toilet will u do my tax??????

that's an incredibly tempting offer

ZombieKitten said:

FuzzyWitch said:

if i clean your toilet will u do my tax??????

that's an incredibly tempting offer

ready when u r!!!

This is KILLING ME!!!!! !!!

FuzzyWitch said:

ZombieKitten said:

that's an incredibly tempting offer

ready when u r!!!

Dont forget your uniform....

ZombieKitten said:

This is KILLING ME!!!!! !!!

i loved it!!!

i think this is cool 2!!!

http://www.youtube.com/wa...BIXJ4Hl1u4

tinaz said:

FuzzyWitch said:

ready when u r!!!

Dont forget your uniform....

u r norty tinaz